What an offensive mess that last match was. Is anyone in the driver's seat here? Does anyone want to continue to play professionally?

Here's to a messed up week traveling across the country twice and playing bitter rivals at the end of it.

Way to go MLS scheduler, you are an asshat.

Almost walked away with a point. Almost.

Plenty of questions, even more answers and Troy returns to the Pow Wow just in time for Jonathon to complain about something (or multiple somethings).

Plenty of Fantasy discussion this week (and some insights).

First win of the season under the belt. Check.

Haircuts for Sounders fans. Check.

Not getting beat by an expansion team. We'll get back to you on that one.

Heading into the new Chivas stadium for a little California sunshine and hopefully three points. What does the Pow Wow think?

How can you even ask at this point?

If you can believe it, we found ourselves in the Den of Inequity and recording about stuff.

Fun stuff, like the Sounders and S2 and how we would use the players and how neat it was to finally score a goal and how much the Disco can suck it.

We are so back, baby!

It has been another atrocious start for our boys in Rave Green and the Pow Wow has had just about enough of it.

Plenty of completely worthless suggestions about what to do to get the team moving in the right direction. Plus the answers to REAL LIVE questions.

All this and more on this week's Pow Wow.

CONCACAF Champions League is totally overrated and we don't want to play in that tournament anyway! So there.

The Pow Wow is back in session and full of talk, theories and nonsensical things.

Don't miss it!

A short stumble through the upcoming matches and a brief look at the travesty of the match in El Salvador.

Fantasy news is big on the list and a teaser for upcoming stuff.

After a long and somewhat relaxing holiday season for the Pow Wow, we have returned to begin our 10th season of talking smack. Completely uninformed, unresearched, unknowing and most time unpalatable drivel.

Welcome back to Sounders Pow Wow.

This week on the show we discuss off-season happenings, answer listener questions and let y'all know the new direction the show is heading (or something to that effect).

That certainly was a way to end a season, now wasn't it?

Some would say the wrong way.

But is there an incorrect way of being one of the last teams standing? Even if you are outplayed on every part of the pitch (except keeper, obviously).

Regardless, the Pow Wow takes a look back at MLS Cup 2017 and philosophizes on the future. And the holidays.

The boys in Rave Green head back to Toronto to #DefendOurCup (like we always knew they would, right).

Match-ups, predictions and some of the darkest questions ever, today on Sounders Pow Wow.

Don't blame the messengers, we were led here by others...