00:00 — Molly is going on vacation and ruining every other aspect of life! Sara is doing high tech shit for the Moonual on Sunday, Aug. 22. It's Aquarius-themed! Also, is "bride tribe" cultural appropriation?08:40 — Why aren't Sagittarians helping travel bloggers seem cool? And which sign has the worst fashion sense?15:45 — Cardi B and Lizzo released their new song "Rumors" and it's a banger. But people are being RUDE to Lizzo. She released a crying video (which Sara loves) and Cardi B gave her a public Twitter pep talk. We also talk about how body positivity, body negativity and body neutrality.46:15 — Molly has a Mykonos meltdown and Sara tries to help. 56:59 — Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost have a baby! We debate whether these two are in it for the long haul and also voice our support for ScarJo's lawsuit against Disney and tbh, ANY action against Disney.Check out our merch! etsy.com/shop/spacetrashpodcast

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00:01 — Sara debuts her ASMR voice and we reflect on the chaos of the Lion's Gate portal.08:30 — Kylie Jenner turned 24! Is she still an impressive social media wunderkind? And is the America's foremost drag queen after RuPaul? Also, was Kim Kardashian being shady when she posted birthday pics of Kylie's old face?12:00 — The sibling drama begins as Casey Bunker joins. She accuses Molly of repeatedly posting "unflattering" photos for Casey's own birthday.18:00 — We get into Kylie's somewhat surprising chart (she is Sara and Molly's Capricorn soul sister?).25:42 — Casey debunks Molly's claims about child labor in the Mulshine household. She claims that she wanted to rake the beach but wasn't allowed to because of Molly's malfeasance. 48:25 — Casey usurps Molly and discusses "The Bachelor" guy Greg Grippo gaslighting with Sara.58:30 — A Tale of Two Andrews, Parte Une: we expose Andrew Cuomo's birth chart and can you guess which Space Trash host has a crush on him?01:24:15 — A Tale of Two Andrews 2: 2 Andrew, 2 Furious. We tackle Prince Andrew's alleged grossness and the insanity of the Duke of (old) York being sued with a law enacted by the Governor of NEW York, Andrew Cuomo?!?! Wow.Follow us! @mollymulshine and @saraarmour and guest @caseydilla1Buy our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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00:01 — Meghan Markle, the Leo to end all Leos, celebrated her birthday this week! We explain her 40 x 40 initiative and how she and Kate Middleton really are two sides of the same regal astrological coin.36:20 — Something very astrologically significant called "lion's gate" is happening on Sunday, August 8th. Sara explains it and Molly helps break it down in layman's terms. Basically, start manifesting now!42:00 — We dive deep into Molly's issues with abundance and both of our stances on child labor and buying kids seats in first class.01:06:00 — HBO Max's "The Prince" debuted this week. Is it ethical to make fun of a kid, no mater how privileged he is? And does the show's funniness make it okay?!01:20:00 — Simone Biles took the bronze in Olympic balance beam and McKayla Maroney spoke out about more atrocities she and other athletes allegedly faced under the care of USA Gymnastics. Like, the girl's nose exploded and she still had to compete. Damn.01:35:00 — Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher announced they do not wash their children until they're visibly dirty. Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell decided to chaotically weigh in and say they, also, let their kids go until they stink. Molly insists that all white people aren't dirtballs but Sara thwarts her efforts.01:47:00 — Somehow we got onto the topic of art that comes from trauma in the Irish and Jewish communities. "Somehow"? Maybe because this podcast IS art through trauma in the Irish and Jewish (New Jersey) communities?!?! Don't cancel us!Check out our merch! etsy.com/shop/spacetrashpodcast

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00:01 — Molly shamelessly promotes her new single, "I'm a Horse Girl (Bitch)" from "The Best of KKOC" by The Junior MRS, because it's #horsegirlsummer. | 05:30 — It's Leo season! Did you know that like every single tragic celebrity's Lilith was in Leo? Marilyn Monroe, JFK, River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, the list goes on and on and on. It's crazy. | 09:20 — Okay, in more optimistic Leo news: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck decided to mark the start of Leo season with some steamy PDA-filled photos on a yacht. Sara explains how insanely in sync their charts are. Molly explains why she's still not convinced. | 19:15 — Simone Biles withdrew from the team gymnastics group final in the Olympics. We explain the insanely large forces that caused this to happen, and why Simone is ushering in a new era of athleticism — and a new work-life culture. | 48:00 — Paris Hilton is not pregnant, she's starting a cooking show. We explain why this is the most Aquarius thing ever. | Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @mollymulshine and @saraarmour. | Buy our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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00:01 — It's Sara's birthday! We talk about how she feels, our new Cancer merch and what this week has in store astrologically ~*para todo el mundo*~. If you've been getting too crunk, it's not your fault, it's the stars. |08:58 — Justin Bieber was caught screaming in Hailey Bieber's face on camera. Some people think he was lashing out in anger, but according to the astrology, he was probably just drunkenly singing Black-Eyed Peas lyrics at her or something. We detour to talk about body image, and how Sara's mom's chart screams "dictator." Speaking of crunk, how crunk is Selena Gomez? That's another question for another time. |21:20 — We get fully into Justin's chart and how he's a live wire of emotions. |23:17 — Sara realizes that she accidentally read Selena Gomez's chat instead of Hailey Bieber's, and Molly murders a moth with an electric fly swatter. This all has to do with our chirons, allegedly! |27:47 — Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn are engaged in an Instagram caption battle for the ages. Also, why is everyone in the story named Jamie? Because it means SUPPLANTER! |44:40 — Prince Harry is releasing a memoir, because Britney vs. Jamie Lynn wasn't enough sibling drama for the week! We talk about whether this will help or hurt his relationship with his family (lol). Will he finally explain the Nazi costume? We ALSO get into Prince William's lesser known but verrrrrry not-okay-in-2021 twenty-first birthday party which had an "Out of Africa" theme. CRINGE. | 01:02:20 — Really weird outro. We compare ourselves to Rugrats. Who knows why? See ya next week!Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast | Follow us: @mollymulshine and @saraarmour

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00:01 — Revolution is in the air! It's Bastille Day week and it's time to storm the prison and cut the king's head off. We talk about death and rebirth and Scorpionic molting. We also get into all the Gen Z people we've met recently who are OVER social media. Should we be over it too?21:45 — Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles are in the news after her ex, Jason Sudeikis, confessed that he doesn't really know why they broke up. We predict their future and the reasons Olivia and Jason broke up.42:30 — A new thinkpiece about the Nap Dress just dropped and Molly is feeling feelings about it. Is it anti-feminist to want to lounge barefoot in your house?55:30 — "Legally Blonde" just turned 20! We go over how the film would look different today.01:07:00 — Billionaires are going to space. Why?! And was the moon landing real?Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast00:01 — Molly and Sara catch up and discuss why no one in Europe cares about Adderall.13:45 — Sha'Carri Richardson is no longer going to the Olympics because of stupid weed rules. Sara predicts her future using her chart.27:39 — Biden's press secretary Jen Psaki wishes Sha'Carri the best... but the Biden administration *just* fired a bunch of people for smoking weed a few months ago. Say it with us: government publicists are not your friend! We also try to determine what the #1 girlboss sign is.40:19 — People Magazine has declared Kourtney Kardashian, Machine Gun Kelly, Avril Lavigne and Megan Fox to be the new faces of punk. But like... you can't be punk and live in Calabasas?!?! We talk about why none of these people are punk (except maaaaaybe Megan) and we determine the most punk sign. It's actually WILD.01:08 — Haley Sacks a.k.a. @mrsdowjones joins to tell us why crypto is the celebrity gossip of the stock world. Also, what's with all the "eat the rich" rhetoric on dating apps? And we try to determine which signs are most susceptible to MLMs and further dissect Jamie Lynn Spears' recent statement on Britney.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram! @mollymulshine @saraarmour and guest @mrsdowjones

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00:00 — We go over the very underwhelming and disappointing Bill Cosby developments. The astrology says we need to REALLY pay attention to this right now.10:00 — Veganism: friend or foe? We offer our opinions and various trauma responses.35:00 — Jamie Lynn Spears seems to be not 100% chill and awesome?!?!?44:00 — Prince William and Prince Harry unveiled a statue of their mom, Princess Diana. 59:00 — We talk about some very in-depth royal family history.01:27:00 — Sam Rhodes joins to give us the British perspective on 1. the royal drama and 2. our accent work. He's also the producer behind our theme song! Hire him.Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts.Buy our merch: https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/ Follow us:@mollymulshine@saraarmour@samrhodesce

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Happy Cancer season! Molly and Sara are on their own this week but there's SOOOO much to talk about...00:01 — JLo and Ben were photographed smooching. We discuss whether body language experts are real, plus why Sara has been staying up until 5 a.m. watching weird Bennifer conspiracy vids on YouTube. Sara also explains why Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck broke up in the first place.23:26 — "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" had its own Bravo-style reunion hosted by Andy Cohen! We talk about Khloé's body image comments, why straight men always think Kourtney is the hottest, Kendall and Kylie's ambivalence about their privilege, the Kardashians' moral code and so much more.54:15 — Britney Spears finally had a hearing about her conservatorship. #FreeBritney! Also, what is Sam Asghari's deal? We talk about his stance on voting and politics, as well as his chart.01:20:00 — Should Real Housewives vote? Lol.01:30:00 — Some bike shorts fashion tips.01:31:45 — NYC council candidate Zach Weiner has taken up the cause of pervy Weiners everywhere with a "leaked" BDSM photo scandal. We debate whether this was done on purpose or not, and whether it'll help his campaign.01:43:00 — We still don't know where we stand on the bullying allegations against Meghan Markle. Are they true or is this just a smear campaign?? The world may never know, but Sara explains the astrological clues.01:59:40 — Stay tuned after the ending credits for a little bonus bit from last week's episode in honor of Cancer season!Check out our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour and @themoonual

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The word of the week is OBFUSCATE! Celebs are lying and grifting and keeping things under wraps but here's the thing, y'all... they maybe able to run from us but they CANNOT hide.00:01 — The eclipse is still messing us allll up and bringing our secrets to the surface.02:15 — Meghan and Harry vs. the Queen is HEATING UP. Molly explains the very complex palace intrigue that's currently going on and Sara explains why Harry and the Queen are astrological mirror images of each other. Also, ONE OF THEM is lying.22:17 — Sara explains WTF is going on with Erika Jayne and her lawsuit based on her birth chart — cuz lord knows Erika's not gonna tell any of us.35:45 — Huma Abedin (ex of Anthony Weiner, former employee of Hillary Clinton) is writing a memoir. But will she tell a SINGLE word of the truth? Her chart says yes, and it's actually time for Huma to get her glory.47:16 — Gabrielle Alexa Noel (of the "Red Table Talk" polyamory episode!) joins us with a brand new pink hairdo. She talks about her incredibly apt book "How to Live With the Internet and Not Let it Run Your Life" and which celebrities reeeeally need to chill on posting. She also discusses her appearance on RTT, Jada's skin and polyamorous celebs (AND poly royals — yes, they exist!). We also attempt to figure out if Sara is polyamorous.Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Gabby @gabalexaFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour

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