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Welcome to another bonus ep as Sara Armour is joined by "Bachelor" superfan and sis of pod, Casey "de" Bunker. They discuss episode 9, season 7 of "Bachelor in Paradise," and the big storm, that wasn't. 
00:01 Grocery Store Joe has to choose between ex-gf Kendall and current beach gf Serena P. Relationship astrology reveals why these "Buttheads" can't seem to get on the same page, and what's going on between Scorpio Sun's Serena AND Joe, behind closed doors. Engagement prediction, Yes. Also fun fact, Kendall has a twin sister named Kylie. Mind Blown. 
29:22 Riley & Maurissa are tested but after a big Riley Crylie moment, we stan this ship. Engagement prediction, Yes. 
33:30 RIP Greg Grippo's therapist, we suggest you hire new therapist asap and also hire Sara as your life coach. 
33:13 Will the real Greg Grippo please stand up! Brendan is revealed as the gas lighting actor who's there for the wrong reasons but low key, we hope his acting career takes off and we can see him playing a third Affleck brother. 
40:00 The Void of Abagail & Noah is explored and the relationship astrology is stunning. These two have more in common than you think! Engagement prediction, no, but big predictions about how this will play out long term. 
1:08:04 Why is Aaron such a "Bitch Boy?" -- Virgo Sun / Chyron explains it all. Plus, he's pre-saturn return! 
1:15:00 Conspiracy theories in paradise. Are the producers purposefully sabotaging Natasha? Is James a hologram? Where is his birth info?!?
1:18:00 Final Note? Way to go Matt James! Wonderful Dancing with the Stars debut! Light as a feather!

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Trashings! A new bonus episode for your listening pleasure. Today Desi Handal (of #PsychoSunday @TheMoonual)  joins Sara Armour to discuss the rise and fall of the foudner of Theranos and her nasty ex. Throw on your Department of Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt (yes, you can order yours right now, links below) and let's dive deep into the criminal astrology of Elizabeth Holmes!

00:01 A quick update on the lizards in Sara's bathroom.... one died... or did it?
04:43 Desi & Sara recap the case for anyone who hasn't been following as obsessively as they
41:04 Elizabeth Holmes natal chart decoded! On the day of the Full Moon in Pisces we discover, she's a slippery Pisces Moon! Pisces Moon + Lilith in Pisces, Aquarius Sun, Gemini North Node. Does this mean she's a genius creative thinker? An imaginative humanitarian visionary with hope? Or completely fucking delusional & a slave to the dollar?
47:17 The UNBELIEVABLE ASTROID ASTROLOGY connected to Elizabeths chart and what it means about her karma.
1:17:34 How ex-partner and ex-partner Sunny Balwani's chart -- and specifically his north node-- plays right into this fated criminal parable. 
1:30:09 'Concerned Citizen Harassing Reporters' during jury selection turns out to be none other than Elizabeth's new father-in-law in costume "testing the media".  Also there were  Elizabeth Holmes cosplay Stans forming for days outside the courthouse - now that the trial has begun, it turns out they're her friends and their sitting with her parents. LOL and LOL. 
1:38:28 Is there sexism at play? Is it "unfortunate" that Elizabeth WAS the first female start-up billionaire? Nah, she low-key hates women and using cancer patients to get ahead means you're just a jerk. Off with her head.
1:42:57 Where are the records from the lab? They have miraculously dissappeared. Somehow Elizabeth knows nothing, remembers nothing and  is pointing the finger at everyone she can. *Cue Spider-Man Meme*
1:44:20 Finally, long term trial predictions. Insanity? Controlled by Sunny? She "didn't cash out" like Madoff? Will the well-timed baby save the day? That's business! That's life! 

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00:00 - Molly is on vacation riding a horse named Luna, but back in America, Sara & guest host Emmie Lichtenberg are caught in a waking dream state.

10:00 The time Sara first tried smoking pot was the closest feeling we can connect with the cosmic fuzziness in the air & as reflected in this week's headlines -- BUT OF COURSE, the current astrology explains it all including...

18:00 Markle & Prince Harry *ALMOST* sharing who the most racist royal family member is... no actual news other than we hereby re-title them the Edge Lady & Edge Lord of the media

20:00 The Spencer Trailer finally dropped and we think Kristen Stewart is channeling Diana so she may finally leave the twilight years behind & take-on a role as juicy as Jodie Foster's diabetic daughter in Panic Room

24:00 The time Robert Pattison & Shia were at Sara's comedy show and despite her best efforts they continue to not follow her on social media, to this day 

29:37 Is Kylie Pregnant with Baby #2? The relationship astrology of Stormi's parents & why Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott may actually be past-life perfect for each other! Plus Emmie & Sara speculate what style inspiration Kylie will fashion if the rumors are true that she'll be debuting "the bump" at the upcoming MET Gala. Nude Demi? Bedridden Pregnant Kim? Jackie O & JFK? Time will tell, we do know Kylie loves drag. 

48:20 Are Kylie & Travis energetically Sara's parents or Jack & Jackie Kennedy back from the dead? Would you smoke a blunt with them if Marianne Williamson was there? 

50:48 Shawn Mendes & Camilla Cabello spark engagement rumors when a tiktok shot of her adorned ring finger goes viral. We explore their charts individually, and together and it's official we ship this ship. {SINCE RECORDING CAMILLA HAS STATED SHE IS NOT ENGAGED BUT SARA STANDS BY PREDICTION, EITHER THEYRE LYING OR THIS INSPIRES HIM INTO POPPING THE QUESTION}. Shawn is reverse Paris Hilton astrologically, is also a witch like us, OCD about manifesting, receiving morse code from the Aquarius Gods and obsessively writing every message down. 

1:04:45 Honey BooBoo is taking back her narrative and setting the record straight two days before her 16th birthday -- Her name is Alana, she gets bullied but doesn't sweat it, and while she doesn't appreciate or identify with her BooBoo reality past, she will be starring on this upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars Jr. -- a reality show of her choosing. Alana's saturn cycle explained -- she's having Saturn opposition -- and showing us her equal but opposite side of her Saturn in Leo.

1:14:23 Are the execs at TLC Devil Spawn? Can we say that? Why do all early TLC reality show do nothing but exploit, modestly compensate, and do nothing to intervene with some of the most predatory parents in society? WTH? 

1:22:37 SPACE TRASH HIJACK! With Horse Girl Molly out of town, Sara & Emmie seize the day and go full out analysis of This season Bachelorette (aka Grippo Gate, Andrew S, & Justice for Justin) / This season of Bachelor in Paradise so far / Top picks for next Bachelor lead -- If you are not a Bachelor National skip to the next and final segment...

2:02:36 Tori Spelling & Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are hosting a new MTV show "Messiness" and we explore the individual charts & relationship astrology of this unlikely duo. Turns out? Tori & The Snook are a match made in hollywood heaven and long term we hope this leads to a brand collaboration that polishes both of their arguably tarnished images. Ahhhh a small screen love story.... WE LOVE TO SEE IT! 

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