00:01 — It's Sara's birthday! We talk about how she feels, our new Cancer merch and what this week has in store astrologically ~*para todo el mundo*~. If you've been getting too crunk, it's not your fault, it's the stars. |08:58 — Justin Bieber was caught screaming in Hailey Bieber's face on camera. Some people think he was lashing out in anger, but according to the astrology, he was probably just drunkenly singing Black-Eyed Peas lyrics at her or something. We detour to talk about body image, and how Sara's mom's chart screams "dictator." Speaking of crunk, how crunk is Selena Gomez? That's another question for another time. |21:20 — We get fully into Justin's chart and how he's a live wire of emotions. |23:17 — Sara realizes that she accidentally read Selena Gomez's chat instead of Hailey Bieber's, and Molly murders a moth with an electric fly swatter. This all has to do with our chirons, allegedly! |27:47 — Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn are engaged in an Instagram caption battle for the ages. Also, why is everyone in the story named Jamie? Because it means SUPPLANTER! |44:40 — Prince Harry is releasing a memoir, because Britney vs. Jamie Lynn wasn't enough sibling drama for the week! We talk about whether this will help or hurt his relationship with his family (lol). Will he finally explain the Nazi costume? We ALSO get into Prince William's lesser known but verrrrrry not-okay-in-2021 twenty-first birthday party which had an "Out of Africa" theme. CRINGE. | 01:02:20 — Really weird outro. We compare ourselves to Rugrats. Who knows why? See ya next week!Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast | Follow us: @mollymulshine and @saraarmour

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00:01 — Revolution is in the air! It's Bastille Day week and it's time to storm the prison and cut the king's head off. We talk about death and rebirth and Scorpionic molting. We also get into all the Gen Z people we've met recently who are OVER social media. Should we be over it too?21:45 — Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles are in the news after her ex, Jason Sudeikis, confessed that he doesn't really know why they broke up. We predict their future and the reasons Olivia and Jason broke up.42:30 — A new thinkpiece about the Nap Dress just dropped and Molly is feeling feelings about it. Is it anti-feminist to want to lounge barefoot in your house?55:30 — "Legally Blonde" just turned 20! We go over how the film would look different today.01:07:00 — Billionaires are going to space. Why?! And was the moon landing real?Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast00:01 — Molly and Sara catch up and discuss why no one in Europe cares about Adderall.13:45 — Sha'Carri Richardson is no longer going to the Olympics because of stupid weed rules. Sara predicts her future using her chart.27:39 — Biden's press secretary Jen Psaki wishes Sha'Carri the best... but the Biden administration *just* fired a bunch of people for smoking weed a few months ago. Say it with us: government publicists are not your friend! We also try to determine what the #1 girlboss sign is.40:19 — People Magazine has declared Kourtney Kardashian, Machine Gun Kelly, Avril Lavigne and Megan Fox to be the new faces of punk. But like... you can't be punk and live in Calabasas?!?! We talk about why none of these people are punk (except maaaaaybe Megan) and we determine the most punk sign. It's actually WILD.01:08 — Haley Sacks a.k.a. @mrsdowjones joins to tell us why crypto is the celebrity gossip of the stock world. Also, what's with all the "eat the rich" rhetoric on dating apps? And we try to determine which signs are most susceptible to MLMs and further dissect Jamie Lynn Spears' recent statement on Britney.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram! @mollymulshine @saraarmour and guest @mrsdowjones

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00:00 — We go over the very underwhelming and disappointing Bill Cosby developments. The astrology says we need to REALLY pay attention to this right now.10:00 — Veganism: friend or foe? We offer our opinions and various trauma responses.35:00 — Jamie Lynn Spears seems to be not 100% chill and awesome?!?!?44:00 — Prince William and Prince Harry unveiled a statue of their mom, Princess Diana. 59:00 — We talk about some very in-depth royal family history.01:27:00 — Sam Rhodes joins to give us the British perspective on 1. the royal drama and 2. our accent work. He's also the producer behind our theme song! Hire him.Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts.Buy our merch: https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/ Follow us:@mollymulshine@saraarmour@samrhodesce

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Happy Cancer season! Molly and Sara are on their own this week but there's SOOOO much to talk about...00:01 — JLo and Ben were photographed smooching. We discuss whether body language experts are real, plus why Sara has been staying up until 5 a.m. watching weird Bennifer conspiracy vids on YouTube. Sara also explains why Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck broke up in the first place.23:26 — "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" had its own Bravo-style reunion hosted by Andy Cohen! We talk about Khloé's body image comments, why straight men always think Kourtney is the hottest, Kendall and Kylie's ambivalence about their privilege, the Kardashians' moral code and so much more.54:15 — Britney Spears finally had a hearing about her conservatorship. #FreeBritney! Also, what is Sam Asghari's deal? We talk about his stance on voting and politics, as well as his chart.01:20:00 — Should Real Housewives vote? Lol.01:30:00 — Some bike shorts fashion tips.01:31:45 — NYC council candidate Zach Weiner has taken up the cause of pervy Weiners everywhere with a "leaked" BDSM photo scandal. We debate whether this was done on purpose or not, and whether it'll help his campaign.01:43:00 — We still don't know where we stand on the bullying allegations against Meghan Markle. Are they true or is this just a smear campaign?? The world may never know, but Sara explains the astrological clues.01:59:40 — Stay tuned after the ending credits for a little bonus bit from last week's episode in honor of Cancer season!Check out our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour and @themoonual

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The word of the week is OBFUSCATE! Celebs are lying and grifting and keeping things under wraps but here's the thing, y'all... they maybe able to run from us but they CANNOT hide.00:01 — The eclipse is still messing us allll up and bringing our secrets to the surface.02:15 — Meghan and Harry vs. the Queen is HEATING UP. Molly explains the very complex palace intrigue that's currently going on and Sara explains why Harry and the Queen are astrological mirror images of each other. Also, ONE OF THEM is lying.22:17 — Sara explains WTF is going on with Erika Jayne and her lawsuit based on her birth chart — cuz lord knows Erika's not gonna tell any of us.35:45 — Huma Abedin (ex of Anthony Weiner, former employee of Hillary Clinton) is writing a memoir. But will she tell a SINGLE word of the truth? Her chart says yes, and it's actually time for Huma to get her glory.47:16 — Gabrielle Alexa Noel (of the "Red Table Talk" polyamory episode!) joins us with a brand new pink hairdo. She talks about her incredibly apt book "How to Live With the Internet and Not Let it Run Your Life" and which celebrities reeeeally need to chill on posting. She also discusses her appearance on RTT, Jada's skin and polyamorous celebs (AND poly royals — yes, they exist!). We also attempt to figure out if Sara is polyamorous.Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Gabby @gabalexaFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour

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This week's theme is BABIES, CHILDREN and who's taking care of them! (We didn't realize this while we were recording, but it's poetic.)00:00 — Intro!01:03 — Harry and Meghan had a new baby and she puts the LILITH in Lilibet Diana. 07:45 — A lesson on the difference between British middle class and American middle class.14:00 — Back to Lil's chart.30:15 — Jojo Siwa gets her Taurus on and hosts a big Pride rager, but someone has a jojoverdose! (Don't worry, he's fine.) We are proud of Jojo.36:30 — Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are starting a parenting podcast! This is Hilaria's first project since el escándalo. Sara reads their charts and finds they are the perfect pair.55:00 — Emily Ratajkowski posted a pic with her baby and people are freaking out because she's "not supporting his head" or something. Let EmRata live, she knows EXACTLY what she's doing.01:07:00 — Molly dissects the classist anti-Delco art direction in "Mare of Easttown" and Sara sticks up for it! Stop listening around 01:20:00 to avoid spoilers.01:27:30 — We try out some accents.Check out our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Welcome back to another episode of SPACE TRASH, hosted by Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour. Check out our merch! https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/00:00 — We introduce our fabulous guest, producer and Judd Apatow-in-training Emmie Lichtenberg! Watch the series she created, "I'm With the Band: Nasty Cherry" on Netflix.02:39 — Let's kick off this Mercury retrograde with an incredibly awkward glance at the past: HBOMax's "Friends" reunion! Molly reveals some tea about David Schwimmer and we try to figure out Jennifer Aniston's hydration level.29:00 — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finalized all their divorce deets after a nearly five-year-long battle. We use the power of astrology to go way too deep into their relationship and try really hard not to call Ange crazy.43:00 — A brief interlude into the feminism of Quentin Tarantino and Dora the Explorer, in which we dream up a killer feature film mash-up of the two.49:20 — Back to Brad and Angelina. Molly incredibly guesses their astrological placements with near 99% accuracy (kind of).01:05:45 — We answer a listener question about the concept of "Sagittarius in my Vagittarius" and who needs one.01:07:35 — We discuss the backlash to Kendall Jenner's new tequila ad and Molly's traumatic encounter with her at a Fashion Week party five years ago. We also examine why male celebrity tequila dilettantes don't get nearly the same amount of scrutiny as Kendall is right now.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @mollymulshine and @saraarmourQuestions? Comments? Slide into our DMs!

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Welcome back to SPACE TRASH! Check out our new merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast ...00:00 — Oil pulling is stupid and a waste of living in 2021.03:05 — Prince Harry wellness check. Haz and Oprah's new mental health show came out and we touch on it for a sec, plus Molly's theory on how Harry is actually living out Fergie's legacy, NOT Diana's. Do you guys want to hear a deep dive on Harry and Fergie's chart similarities? Let us know.08:15 — Lindsay Lohan's making a(nother) comeback! First we talk about her, Demi Lovato and Prince Harry monetizing their trauma from being famous children. LiLo is appearing in a Christmas movie on Netflix and we can't wait. But don't get too excited, there's a pretty wild eclipse coming up for her and it could go either way. And wow, we're bringing back amnesia as a plot device!29:00 — Sara explains why this week's eclipse is all about drainage.49:00 — Rita Ora, Taika Waititi and Tessa Thompson frenched in public after an all-night party. Their publicists must be crapping themselves but we are LIVINGGGG for it. They are clearly ushering in the new age of polyamory/throuple energy that we've mentioned in the past few episodes. Also, all three of them have major Sagittarius placements and will be shaken up (in a good way, probably!) by this eclipse.1:12:00 — Sara forces the conversation to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (and alleged 2003 strip club cheating allegations allegedly allegedly ALLEGEDLY) for a brief interlude. Then we get back to the throuple.01:25:00 — We mull over the possibility of Uranus-themed merch.01:29:00 — Shanna Moakler is spiraling about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's relationship. Shanna claims Travis hooked up with Kim first, and Aubrey O'Day has corroborated the story. In light of this sibling sex swap, we take a whack at dissecting the Kardashians' bedroom moral code. How the hell do you pronounce Shanna Moakler's name?Questions? Comments? Slide into our DMs. And buy our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Welcome back to SPACE TRASH! Check out our new merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast00:00 — Ariana Grande married fellow baby bird Dalton Gomez. Why did Ari marry a normie? Why do her relationships always seem authentic despite the blatant PR maneuvering? 00:16:11 — People are turning on Chrissy Teigen for her previous mean tweets. We talk about what in her chart gives her the impulse to troll so much while also wanting to be part of the Hollywood establishment.00:49:57 — Ellen says misogyny was at the root of the recent backlash against her. Sara and Molly can't agree on whether this is the truth or not.01:10:15 — Prince Harry went on Dax Shepard's podcast and bashed Joe Rogan. We talk about the Spotify-related specifics and the aspects of Harry's chart that make him think he's 1. broke and 2. deserving of prestige and money.01:46:45 — Gal Gadot is doing a lot of "Imagine" video-esque things re.: Israel and Palestine while a Taylor Swift fan account has fully outdone her. We discuss.Questions? Comics? Slide into our DMs. And buy our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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