Happy Cancer season! Molly and Sara are on their own this week but there's SOOOO much to talk about...00:01 — JLo and Ben were photographed smooching. We discuss whether body language experts are real, plus why Sara has been staying up until 5 a.m. watching weird Bennifer conspiracy vids on YouTube. Sara also explains why Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck broke up in the first place.23:26 — "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" had its own Bravo-style reunion hosted by Andy Cohen! We talk about Khloé's body image comments, why straight men always think Kourtney is the hottest, Kendall and Kylie's ambivalence about their privilege, the Kardashians' moral code and so much more.54:15 — Britney Spears finally had a hearing about her conservatorship. #FreeBritney! Also, what is Sam Asghari's deal? We talk about his stance on voting and politics, as well as his chart.01:20:00 — Should Real Housewives vote? Lol.01:30:00 — Some bike shorts fashion tips.01:31:45 — NYC council candidate Zach Weiner has taken up the cause of pervy Weiners everywhere with a "leaked" BDSM photo scandal. We debate whether this was done on purpose or not, and whether it'll help his campaign.01:43:00 — We still don't know where we stand on the bullying allegations against Meghan Markle. Are they true or is this just a smear campaign?? The world may never know, but Sara explains the astrological clues.01:59:40 — Stay tuned after the ending credits for a little bonus bit from last week's episode in honor of Cancer season!Check out our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour and @themoonual

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The word of the week is OBFUSCATE! Celebs are lying and grifting and keeping things under wraps but here's the thing, y'all... they maybe able to run from us but they CANNOT hide.00:01 — The eclipse is still messing us allll up and bringing our secrets to the surface.02:15 — Meghan and Harry vs. the Queen is HEATING UP. Molly explains the very complex palace intrigue that's currently going on and Sara explains why Harry and the Queen are astrological mirror images of each other. Also, ONE OF THEM is lying.22:17 — Sara explains WTF is going on with Erika Jayne and her lawsuit based on her birth chart — cuz lord knows Erika's not gonna tell any of us.35:45 — Huma Abedin (ex of Anthony Weiner, former employee of Hillary Clinton) is writing a memoir. But will she tell a SINGLE word of the truth? Her chart says yes, and it's actually time for Huma to get her glory.47:16 — Gabrielle Alexa Noel (of the "Red Table Talk" polyamory episode!) joins us with a brand new pink hairdo. She talks about her incredibly apt book "How to Live With the Internet and Not Let it Run Your Life" and which celebrities reeeeally need to chill on posting. She also discusses her appearance on RTT, Jada's skin and polyamorous celebs (AND poly royals — yes, they exist!). We also attempt to figure out if Sara is polyamorous.Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcastFollow Gabby @gabalexaFollow Molly @mollymulshineFollow Sara @saraarmour

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This week's theme is BABIES, CHILDREN and who's taking care of them! (We didn't realize this while we were recording, but it's poetic.)00:00 — Intro!01:03 — Harry and Meghan had a new baby and she puts the LILITH in Lilibet Diana. 07:45 — A lesson on the difference between British middle class and American middle class.14:00 — Back to Lil's chart.30:15 — Jojo Siwa gets her Taurus on and hosts a big Pride rager, but someone has a jojoverdose! (Don't worry, he's fine.) We are proud of Jojo.36:30 — Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are starting a parenting podcast! This is Hilaria's first project since el escándalo. Sara reads their charts and finds they are the perfect pair.55:00 — Emily Ratajkowski posted a pic with her baby and people are freaking out because she's "not supporting his head" or something. Let EmRata live, she knows EXACTLY what she's doing.01:07:00 — Molly dissects the classist anti-Delco art direction in "Mare of Easttown" and Sara sticks up for it! Stop listening around 01:20:00 to avoid spoilers.01:27:30 — We try out some accents.Check out our merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Welcome back to another episode of SPACE TRASH, hosted by Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour. Check out our merch! https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/00:00 — We introduce our fabulous guest, producer and Judd Apatow-in-training Emmie Lichtenberg! Watch the series she created, "I'm With the Band: Nasty Cherry" on Netflix.02:39 — Let's kick off this Mercury retrograde with an incredibly awkward glance at the past: HBOMax's "Friends" reunion! Molly reveals some tea about David Schwimmer and we try to figure out Jennifer Aniston's hydration level.29:00 — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finalized all their divorce deets after a nearly five-year-long battle. We use the power of astrology to go way too deep into their relationship and try really hard not to call Ange crazy.43:00 — A brief interlude into the feminism of Quentin Tarantino and Dora the Explorer, in which we dream up a killer feature film mash-up of the two.49:20 — Back to Brad and Angelina. Molly incredibly guesses their astrological placements with near 99% accuracy (kind of).01:05:45 — We answer a listener question about the concept of "Sagittarius in my Vagittarius" and who needs one.01:07:35 — We discuss the backlash to Kendall Jenner's new tequila ad and Molly's traumatic encounter with her at a Fashion Week party five years ago. We also examine why male celebrity tequila dilettantes don't get nearly the same amount of scrutiny as Kendall is right now.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @mollymulshine and @saraarmourQuestions? Comments? Slide into our DMs!

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Welcome back to SPACE TRASH! Check out our new merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast ...00:00 — Oil pulling is stupid and a waste of living in 2021.03:05 — Prince Harry wellness check. Haz and Oprah's new mental health show came out and we touch on it for a sec, plus Molly's theory on how Harry is actually living out Fergie's legacy, NOT Diana's. Do you guys want to hear a deep dive on Harry and Fergie's chart similarities? Let us know.08:15 — Lindsay Lohan's making a(nother) comeback! First we talk about her, Demi Lovato and Prince Harry monetizing their trauma from being famous children. LiLo is appearing in a Christmas movie on Netflix and we can't wait. But don't get too excited, there's a pretty wild eclipse coming up for her and it could go either way. And wow, we're bringing back amnesia as a plot device!29:00 — Sara explains why this week's eclipse is all about drainage.49:00 — Rita Ora, Taika Waititi and Tessa Thompson frenched in public after an all-night party. Their publicists must be crapping themselves but we are LIVINGGGG for it. They are clearly ushering in the new age of polyamory/throuple energy that we've mentioned in the past few episodes. Also, all three of them have major Sagittarius placements and will be shaken up (in a good way, probably!) by this eclipse.1:12:00 — Sara forces the conversation to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (and alleged 2003 strip club cheating allegations allegedly allegedly ALLEGEDLY) for a brief interlude. Then we get back to the throuple.01:25:00 — We mull over the possibility of Uranus-themed merch.01:29:00 — Shanna Moakler is spiraling about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's relationship. Shanna claims Travis hooked up with Kim first, and Aubrey O'Day has corroborated the story. In light of this sibling sex swap, we take a whack at dissecting the Kardashians' bedroom moral code. How the hell do you pronounce Shanna Moakler's name?Questions? Comments? Slide into our DMs. And buy our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Welcome back to SPACE TRASH! Check out our new merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast00:00 — Ariana Grande married fellow baby bird Dalton Gomez. Why did Ari marry a normie? Why do her relationships always seem authentic despite the blatant PR maneuvering? 00:16:11 — People are turning on Chrissy Teigen for her previous mean tweets. We talk about what in her chart gives her the impulse to troll so much while also wanting to be part of the Hollywood establishment.00:49:57 — Ellen says misogyny was at the root of the recent backlash against her. Sara and Molly can't agree on whether this is the truth or not.01:10:15 — Prince Harry went on Dax Shepard's podcast and bashed Joe Rogan. We talk about the Spotify-related specifics and the aspects of Harry's chart that make him think he's 1. broke and 2. deserving of prestige and money.01:46:45 — Gal Gadot is doing a lot of "Imagine" video-esque things re.: Israel and Palestine while a Taylor Swift fan account has fully outdone her. We discuss.Questions? Comics? Slide into our DMs. And buy our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast

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Welcome, for the first time, to SPACE TRASH! Reboot and rally, baby. Our theme this week is ~*trios*~. 00:00:00 — Deets on our rebrand and what "Space Trash" means to us (puking in a medical mask).00:11:26 — Who was Lilith and would she have used an epidural during childbirth?00:17:10 — Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez would like us all to know they're hanging out. The current Pluto return may explain why. But will he ever get over Jennifer Garner? And which Jen is his Lilith?!00:29:45 — Tom Brady posted a very carefully curated set of Mother's Day shoutouts for the two mothers of his children, Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynihan. Sara sticks up for him because having multiple parents is the way of the astrological future (allegedly).00:33:45 — Elon Musk was on SNL and he partied with Grimes and Miley Cyrus until the early morning. Sara makes a spicy prediction about these three, and explains which of these three is actually an alien.00:41:55 — In an episode full of trios, we have to deal with a devil's threesome... Bill and Melinda Gates and Jeffrey Epstein. Yikes yikes yikes! And yeah, we can separate the art from the artist, but can we separate the Little-Saint-James-visiting billionaire from the vaccine?00:57:00 — The official intel on when America's Pluto return will finally end and things will stop being insane, and what the WeWork guy got right about our polyamorous future.Join our Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/spacetrashpodcast

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Diva Behavior is now SPACE TRASH! Enjoy this episode from when we were mid-transition. Uranus and Saturn have joined forces to make rich people lose their god damn minds this week. We are in the middle of a major transition in terms of society and politics, in case you didn't notice — and the richies are in a wealth-hoarding tailspin. 00:03:15 — Donald Trump's Facebook and Instagram ban will remain in place for six more months. But will this really change anything?! And does it have *anything* to do with "free speech"?00:27:00 — Caitlyn Jenner is upset that her fellow private jet owners are moving to Arizona to get away from homeless people in LA. She also supports transgender youth sports bans. WTF kind of psycho Scorpio energy is this?! And why are Republicans suddenly pretending to care about women's sports? Also, Sara explains her mom's testosterone levels.00:55:10 — Elon Musk is hosting SNL and people are annoyed. Why is everyone so mad, and also is he actually the capitalist embodiment of the divine feminine? Also, how do we think Miley Cyrus's people feel about this pairing? And maybe should all billionaires go on SNL so we can see how goofy and dumb they are?01:11:25 — Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce. This doesn't mean we will ever have any real oversight over the absurd amount of money they have, though.Follow Molly Mulshine @mollymulshineFollow Sara Armour @saraarmourCheck out @themoonual and come to Sara's Zoom moon ritual on Tuesday, May 11th!

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Diva Behavior is now SPACE TRASH! Enjoy this episode from when we were mid-transition. We've got a saucy Scorpio trifecta this week in honor of the Scorp full moon. 00:30 — The reviews are rolling in for "The Big Shot" with Bethenny and they're not fab. But, Molly still thinks she's going to run for president someday. We analyze what's going on with that. 18:00 — Actual president and unlikely Scorpio Joe Biden gave his first big speech to congress and we analyze the fallout. 35:00 — Willow Smith is coming into her full Scorpio destiny by opening the world up to an alternate lifestyle: polyamory. 52:00 — And although they have zero Scorpio energy between them, we also analyze the low-key PR push that Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaging in for their 10th wedding anniversary. Follow Sara Armour @saraarmour and check out @themoonual.Follow Molly Mulshine @mollymulshine. Questions? Comments? [email protected]

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Diva Behavior is now SPACE TRASH! Enjoy this episode from when we were mid-transition. Ben Tanaka of the deliciously snarky Instagram account @therealbadfashions joins Molly and Sara to talk all things fashion. We start with his specialty: the aesthetic stylings of Bravo's "Real Housewives." We move on to post-lockdown fashion predictions (unfortunately normcore is here to stay EVENNNN longer), as well as our hopes and dreams for the upcoming American-themed Met Gala(s). Also, Molly shares a new fashion concept with the class care of TikTok: cheugy!

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