Sparks Radio: West and Sparks

This is he last episode of West and Sparks for a bit (1month maybe?) as we re-tool the back end of the website, so listen up! We’re giving you THE NEWS THAT MATTERS! The stuff you won’t get anywhere else! Talking: Facebook recommendations, ghost sex, and putting the HOLE in Holy Spirit! It’s the last episode of 2017 for West and Sparks – so listen now!!

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Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Boxing my dignity away

* Ghost sex

Comments First

* He quacc

He attacc

But most importantly, he snacc

* Its like a reversed machine gun.

* Thats like your mom on my dick.

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

On your knees and pray to me! Beg for forgiveness and I will set you free! Like the thickest dancer on the pole, my ass will lead you to something in my soul. Kept for hundreds of years, it’s been my cross to bear. Shoved between my cheeks a pair, clasped together like hands in prayer. This is my body and this is my stool, my ass is being used as a time machine tool. These pages are hidden deep inside of me. Written for the book of doo doo-ronomy? Someone had an idea and wrote a thesis, forsaken my ass…I’m _______

 

Nothing is more grounding than misspelling the word “genius”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) December 6, 2017

 

These fine young gentleman looking good pic.twitter.com/I87bbY1aiG

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 13, 2017

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Beware! This is the slickest, most slippery little devil-of-a-show yet! Hold OOOOON to your butts! We talk about the worse people in existence, flat earthers, serial killers, justice leagues, and even say a thing or two about a controversial joke that Sparks has been working on! Let’s get ready to download, rate, share and review this episode into the goodness that is the podcast ether! It’s episode 167 of West and Sparks! Listen now!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Flat: it’s not just boobs

* In the face

Comments First

 

* This what happen if you lie to your kid about santa for a long time

* It’s definitely Claus for alarm.

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Making things wet, Oh I like it dirty! Breaking a sweat, but being done by 2:30! Hoes all around me, and cocks all happy. My overalls needs overhauled because I’ve got a buttons not snappies. Tummy now rumbling and bringing me pain. Choo Choo! Did I eat the Quad City Dj’s? Because my ass is unloading that train! Shop small, shop local. But be more vocal. Because the hospital said I shouldn’t have went to that schlup. They had to cut me up to retrieve a 21 cm metal ______

 

They should just make the Tonight Show the next “To Catch A Predator”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) November 10, 2017

 

He’s a $300 giraffe, yet one day I will have him.

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Is it possible to find the worst roommate in the world? Would Coolio make a solid VP choice? What is the new 2017 version of Russian roulette? We’ve got all these answers and how to catch all of the Hollywood/Political molesters in a single swoop inside episode 165 of the West and Sparks Podcast! Listen now!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* 1 2 3 4, Be a president on the floor.

* We’re going nuts!

Comments First

 

* And where should I take it, when it has a problem? To the vet or to Media Markt? I’m fucking confused…….

* ok, but can i fuck it?

* Hope it dosnt hump your leg.

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

“I don’t have any words,” repped the judge, “this is disgusting”. How true this is, because it was a human he wasn’t thrusting. The worst house on the block by far. Having interspecies sex, man this is worse than Avatar! The grossest story you’ll read today. I feel dirty bringing it up I’m sad to say. Sexual advances the literally can’t be called “horseplay”. Take a plunger to my brain because this information I’d like to unclog. This guy’s going to prison for having sex with his _______

 

They should just make the Tonight Show the next “To Catch A Predator”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) November 10, 2017

 

He’s a $300 giraffe, yet one day I will have him.

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West and Sparks back in the regular format! We’re coming at you like a World War II bomb that hasn’t ever exploded…UNTIL NOW! This week’s hot news topics include coat hangar fashion styles, best/worst places to get shot, and sorts of things that have to be forcefully removed by hospital staff! It’s all right here on episode 165 of West and Sparks!

News that Matters

 

* That’s no bomb…

* Fashion hanging in the balance

 

 

Comments First

 

* I would like to get shot at a hospital.

* The best place to get shot is in a video game.

* I would not want to get shot at all period!!!

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

No crime could be so heinous that allows a search of this man’s anus. Sure he’s a repeat offender, but it doesn’t mean that his parts aren’t tender. So what if there was a syringe, 14 pills, 40 packets of heroin, and some rolling papers. All off limits, because they’re surrounded by ass vapors.  “Forcefully” removed by hospital staff, I’m sure the sedation was good for a laugh. But y’all stuck your neck out too far…giraffed. Lawsuits flying and this just aint his cash cow, it’s his golden calf. “My Butt Saved My Ass” should read his tombstone _________

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

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— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 30, 2017

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It’s a SPECIAL EPISODE of West and Sparks! We’re doing all mail the whole show! We haven’t gotten to our mail in about a year, so it time to see you’ve been saying! We’re checking out mail about: animal byproducts, a bank robbery, “spidermaning”, and living where you work…not the other way around. Strap in and enjoy and ALL MAIL EPISODE of West and Sparks!

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

Sparks Radio #Podcast is up f/@HeIsMaxBarth! Robot ran Mega Cities by 2030? Period Discounts for ladies? Listen NOW! https://t.co/cGz1OoSBF0 pic.twitter.com/J2UJiOToP6

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 30, 2017

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It’s an extra special HALLOWEEN EDITION of West and Sparks! Look out ghouls and ghosties! That’s right! It’s the same lovable format of all the hottest news, while also providing you with a few extra JUMP SCARES! Sparks LOVES this holiday more than most! Download the episode to find out what West is handing out for holiday. Other topics: Vaseline, ninjas, and a ton of other newsworthy subjects! Bam! It’s episode 163!

Show Notes:

 

 

News That Matters:

 

* A slippery fellow

* A More slippery fellow

 

 

Comments First

 

* Those eyebrows go up and down a lot

* The should spray the firehose on him

* Someone ought to punch that guy in the face for following ‘em around

 

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Drink, Drank, durnt. Spending my time getting turnt. We’re in India and I’ve got an Idea, let’s wrap this bottle with a human tortilla. Call me Kim Jong, because I’m going to make you ill, make you want to forget what just happened like taking the blue pill. Sounds scary? Well it’s true! This bottle’s the Canary and it’s turning your coal mine black and blue. Not likely getting caught, because it’s out of sight out of mind. Not likely to be forgot, because the victim is _______

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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Are you a lice kid? Find out now! Are you a hover pig? Find out now! Are you soda stealer? You probably are, but find out now in episode 162 of West and Sparks Podcast!

Show Notes:

Love Notes of Eternal Confusion

Let me burough in your head, like a prairie dog or some snake skin that has been shed. Let me crunch on down on that skalp like a tapestry of gout. Baby, let’s shake that dandruff out so we can see what’s really under the surface. Does it linger like an infection or does it barrel you over like a botched c-section?! Bitch, I know it’s Halloween, and that’s why you gonna have to try me on! I may not be so nice because doctors call me head ___________________

 

News That Matters:

* Beam me up and then beam me down, just keep alcohol around!

* HOVER ME

 

Comments First

* what a meme

* lol his buddy facepalmd so hard

* Sorry. I’m not going to disregard that.

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

All together now to where they worship the cow! Your cheeks are the field and a gold bar is the plow. Smuggle, huddle, try and be subtle.  We know you’ll walk funny but try not to scuttle. The ingenious concealment that lead to the rectal revealment. My ass flaps were capped to the max bets that flying on jets would lead to net profits and less debts because you need big balls like the mets and not frets and start sweats because buttholes are not just outlets. Let me be briefs – it’s vignettes – somethings is coming up your moon after sun sets. Multiple people singing a higher tune – duets. Hard to imagine this many people didn’t decline, after gold bars found in butts of _________

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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The benefit of littering, FOX NEWS and is Tom Petty REALLY DEAD?! Not to mention, the boys discuss how to improve the restaurant industry, while simultaneously introducing population control. ALSO! Sean Hannity is ALL OVER THIS PODCAST! Did we mention it’s a free podcast? Did we mention that we tell riddles about rectums?! It’s episode 161 of West and Sparks Podcast!

 

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

 

* That’s what you get!

* NUCLEAR FISH

Love Notes of Eternal Confusion:

Two men could enter the ring, and both could cause each other such damage. One with a perfect V haircut and the other pretty much just makes the best sam’age! One is known for being old and the other is known for being old. Two olds don’t make a not old! Could they sell it out like Mayweather and McGrego? Or…will they just wither and die like they are fake prego? One goes under siege and the other thinks he has cornered the market on making burgers. How many rounds will they go? I say not even one, as neither could stay up late enough for round one.

 

Comments First

 

* FUCK FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

* A person who continuously mentions himself in the third person, might have some issues and should not be given a weapon imo.

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Take one, order one, here it comes now! Get in, sit in, feelin high brow. Baggies, baggies, baggies don’t you see. All your drugs are kind of inside me. Whoop whoop it’s the five-o. You were speeding man? We were in no rush to go. Now your problem is my problem and it’s my bottom that’s got em. License and proof of insurance? My 2 shoot doesn’t have this kind of endurance. If my butt is a catcher, then my hand is Corey Kluber. Caught with drugs, I shouldn’t have taken this ________

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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Will Ryan tell us what’s the one thing he hates that effects millions of lives around the planet? Will Sparks tie in Triscuits and Blanka into the rectum riddle this week? Will a man get pepper sprayed in a grocery store for “self check out”? Find out this week on the West and Sparks Podcast Episode 160!

Show notes:

News That Matters:

 

* That Ain’t No Cucumber!

* Advertise Hate here

Comments First

 

* He was doing him a favor

* I dont know if its bravery or stupidity that drove this guy to do this…

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Sri Lanka! Sri Lanka! There’s a dump in me like truck named Tonka. Getting angry uncomfortable and walkin like Blanka.  Police take me and set the president like Ivanka. Part of a money launder, I had that smuggler saunter. Taken out of me was 30 G’s worth. Wasn’t easy, more like giving birth. Heavy elements wrapped in plastic. Squeeze, Push, Pull, it was all very drastic. They got me chains and biscuits from what I’m told. Looking like amber colored grains and Triscuits my  bars of  ______  

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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THIS IS THE NEWS THAT MATTERS!!! You’re about to find out about: bloody loved ones, what North Korea is really up to and the hobbies of Ted Cruz and his gang of merry men! Folks, it doesn’t get much better than this! Did we mention it’s a free podcast? Did we mention that we tell riddles about rectums?! It’s episode 159 of West and Sparks Podcast!

 

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

 

* BLOOOOOOOD

* LAUNCH THE FINES

 

Comments First

 

* So conservative! So christian! So moral!

* As soon as the words “hardcore porn” came out of his mouth his campaign staff did a collective facepalm.

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

I have records that’ll leave you shook. One that makes you a crook and the other that puts you in the book. I had a brilliant idea and a chance is what I took. Throwin rocks at that police car? It was parked at the courthouse, the jail wasn’t far. Behind the bar and it’s got me turning colors like a Mario star.  Not quite a plumber though, got me dry cell, that means no pipes and my rectum’s beginning to swell. I knew I wasn’t The Princess or even Luigi, however I’m doing kind of the same as though she. Because I’m layin eggs like the dinosaur ___________

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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