We’re back now that West is back from performing his ultimate manly duty of…painting! We’re talking about how to make the worse day ever EVEN WORSE, Uncle Fat the monkey, and what happens when someone drops an eel in your pants! It’s the NEWS you’re only going to get here, so listen up and laugh to episode 148 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Uncle Fat

* Worse day ever just got worse

Comments First:

* Iphone 8 or Iphone late?

* Take that proto-toy put some lube on it and stick it up your anus

* This looks like a Cheap peice of shit

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

I know a fun game, it’s more chutes than ladder. Let’s drop it in his pants, no way he could get madder. Drop, plop, where did it go? Seems it went to the poop you stow. Time for surgery and to be very brave, something’s gone up up the original man cave. Still alive and refusing to leave, just get it out of my body sleeve! Going to be alright and start to heal, what was inside was an Asian swamp___ _____

 

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We’re TIMING this Podcast so we can bring you all the NEWS THAT MATTERS! We’re talking: prom dates that shouldn’t happen, what NOT to do when people die and how the fastest fingers in the world can be used in a VARIETY of ways! n

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Just be real dead, and not fake dead

* Lie with me

Comments First:

* This man fingered my wife. RIP Janet.

* Why the fuck you want landscape mode when the subject is in perfect frame? Do you want to see the surroundings how the store looks like?

* Legend has it he hasn’t stopped typing.

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Oh boy look at my face, I’ve got pimples all over the place. Best go to the doc and get this situation on lock. Got my cream full of accutane, because doctors are smart in their brain. Maybe girls will go with me to the dance and I’ll be able kiss them like in france. Oh god, oh dear god, am I becoming spiderman? I have a radioactive b-hole and no geiger counter glands. Cut it out of me, I’m a waste of pants. Pooping 16 times a day leaves no time for romance. Got me some money of out this great nation, Lost my rectum completely from my acne _______

I now have unlimited data! Unlimited power!!!!!

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You know, some guy’s job title was once “computer.” He too had trouble opening windows…

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) April 12, 2017

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We’re TIMING this Podcast so we can bring you all the NEWS THAT MATTERS! We’re talking: Newest way to apply makeup, obese cremation dangers, hospitals that kill! This the NEWS you’re not getting anywhere else, so listen in to episode 146 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Blend me, Beautiful

* Disco Inferno

Comments First:

* hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaahha

* she looks like a blowup doll from the clearance section.

* I’d say that it only sells 20 or so dolls, but there are some weird people out there.

 

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

I’ve had a case of bad luck one would say. Now it’s the hospital where I lay. Diligently working on getting better, following physical therapy to the letter. Oops, what’s this?  A tingly wee wee feeling? I’ve got to piss! Take me to the commode and hoist me down like a payload. Ahh all done, you guys know what you’re doing, right? Well, crank me on up with great height! Once again, you were all properly trained? Then why are your faces looking all strained? POP! SNAP! AHH! FLING! Now there’s pole up in my pink ring! Gurgle, gasp, gurgle, my death will make your blood curdle. Yep that’s right, my death was quite the gaffe, I was killed on accident by a literal hospital ________

 

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Let’s get down to business! This week we discuss the benefit of sandwiches that look like celebrities, guns where the sun don’t shine and the worst way to plunge a toilet! This is all here for episode 145 of West and Sparks!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

 

* A Cheesy Story

* Identifying the enemy

Comments First:

* Has she ever heard of a P L U N G E R

* So she was just gunna grab some dook?

* poop poop pee doo !!!!

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Do we put “Spring” on notice? Does Ryan like to laugh at the wrong moments? Is there a prison that has better internet than you? All of these questions are answered in episode 144 of West and Sparks!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* This drives me batty

* I’m just here to network

Comments First:

* Can we talk about the screaming toy.

* SLATER ANGEL OF DEATH PLEEEASE

* some of those that make kids toys are the same that kill boys

 

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West and Sparks coming at ya like a freight train hauling bath towels! The nefarious and ever elusive sasquatch makes yet another appearance on the show! Pancakes can be eaten in the strangest places, believe us, STRANGEST places, and to top it off…we are going to be left behind if we don’t merge with robots! All this and more on Episode 143 of West and Sparks! Enjoy now!

 

Show Notes

News That Matters:

* Squatchin’

* Musk know what you’re thinking

Comments First:

* Pancake challenge

* That’s  real G right there

* Lighten up, people. It’s pretty funny

Controversial topic

* The ISPeeping Toms

I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017

Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?

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West and Sparks isn’t just 2 morons talking about nothing! NO! It’s two (spelled out like gentlemen) morons taking on the NEWS you wont hear anywhere else with a timer counting down on our heads! Today we’re talking: sperm count advances, the dumbest Australian, and one lady spray tans till another race! It’s all in Episode 142 of West and Sparks! Listen now!!

Show Notes

News That Matters:

* “There was a lot of blood and a lot of bone.”

* Phone overload

Comments First:

 

* had this coming through my car speakers really loud in my work car park lol

* The high pitched Gollum kinda sounds like Donald duck xD

* Dat close harmony though.

Controversial topic

 

* Rachel Dolezal

 

I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017

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Another brand spanking new episode! We discuss how twerking never went anywhere! It’s still here AND popular! We also discuss how to spot bullshit and even Rick Moranis makes a guest appearance! Check out the LIVE video on Facebook.com/SparksRadio or strap-in and click play right now for Episode 141!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Twerk me in, coach, I’m ready to twerk!

* I don’t believe it

Comments First:

* I love that wicked guitar solo by Rick Moranis.

* Chilliwack!!

* 5 dislikes proves there are more good people in the world than bad.

I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017

Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?

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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? We’re doing everything at once! We’re timing our podcast as always while talking: Millennials staying at home, fat people giving up, and international woman Melania Trump! Check out the LIVE video on Facebook.com/SparksRadio or strap-in and click play right now for Episode 140!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Going out sucks!

* Pass the totts

Comments First:

* Get outta here ya little shit.

* I’m pretty sure he’s the future president

* What a brat!  Couldn’t his attorney daddy afford a nanny?

 

I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017

Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) January 2, 2017

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It’s time to inject some humor into your week! Let’s chat about horses, shoddy airlines and the worst/best new phrase of the year! Meanwhile, Sparks also decides to get more edgy than you ever thought was possible! It’s all right here on the latest episode!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Is even one pound of horse genitalia too much?

* Cry flying

Comments First:

* Must be amazing to have sex with this guy:

THERE IT GOES, RIGHT INTO THE HOLE. COMING BACK UP, OH NOPE THERE IT GOES IN AGAIN. OH NO, HERE COMES THE LOAD. IS IT ALL DRAINED? IT STINKS, LOOK AT THAT. THANK YOU MA’AM, APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

* Bitch, how you know fish don’t love that shit?

* That truck probably burns my entire life’s worth of farting upon key-turn. My Butt-hole would probably film horizontally.

Controversial Topic

Rape…?

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Sitting at home and stayin off my phone. Gonna lay low and save my dough. Eating leftover curry. Not paying attention, maybe I’m in a hurry? Gag! Gasp! Choke! Swallow! Something stuck, esophagus no longer hallow. Two days pass, now feeling gassed. Pregnant wife saying I don’t look right. Hospital 1, then hospital 2, sending me home saying “nothing wrong with you.” Projectile vomit, call me Halley because it looks like a comet. Surgeons prepare for my death, priest reads my last rights. Hole in my rectum, but my ass is putting up a fight. I wake 4 days later. Wife gave birth, and I look like Darth Vader. Quadriplegic now and I want this statement known: When you eat curry, don’t swallow a chicken _____

I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017

Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) January 2, 2017

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