Love and farts are in the air! Elena talks about being a newlywed, Ellen shares what she's been rustling up in the kitchen, and they both discuss their most recent endeavors on stage and in front of the camera!

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Ellen heads south for the holidays and talks with her brother, Robert, and his girlfriend, Viv, who are in the process of Marie Kondo-ing their home. Pee schemes are debunked, technological nightmares are realized, and shirts are neatly folded.

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In 2004, Olivia “Sunny” Fabian flew from Berlin, Germany to Tulsa, Oklahoma (not one of the glamorous cities she'd seen in the movies) to live with Elena's family as an exchange student. Thirteen years later, she's back to reminisce and shoot the shit with Elena and Ellen. And to take pictures of palm trees.

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"Knock, knock!"

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Freelance editor Drew Roublick invites Ellena Productions to Hotel 1616, where he spills the T about the physical and emotional journey required to make it as an artist in LA.

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Special guest Casey Bourke talks about her inspirations as a visual artist and the upcoming art festival where her work will be showcased!

After Casey and Elena reminisce about their high school days and their dreamy poli sci teacher, the conversation shifts from baby boys to meth to muses to knights in shining armour.

Can you handle this wet and wild adventure? There's only one way to find out.

*Around 26 minutes in, the recorder's external mic gets switched on. It lasts for four minutes or so, and then returns to normal. We are actively seeking a new sound recordist.

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Elena and Ellen become overwhelmed by the passage of time as they contemplate the end of the world and come to the conclusion that life is always going to be really hard. Luckily, stressed is just desserts spelled backwards, so they eat a sweet treat to cope.

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Ellen and Elena discuss their dos and don'ts and wills and won'ts concerning dating and the concept of marriage.

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Ellen and Elena discuss recent "What the shit?" moments with men through an extended metaphor about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Ellen and Elena make changes to keep up with the times, and give a lesson in toilet seat etiquette so no one gets trapped in a muddy lagoon.

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