Special guest Casey Bourke talks about her inspirations as a visual artist and the upcoming art festival (on September 16th) where her work will be showcased!

After Casey and Elena reminisce about their high school days and their dreamy poli sci teacher, the conversation shifts from baby boys to meth to muses to knights in shining armour.

Can you handle this wet and wild adventure? There's only one way to find out.

Elena and Ellen become overwhelmed by the passage of time as they contemplate the end of the world and come to the conclusion that life is always going to be really hard. Luckily, stressed is just desserts spelled backwards, so they eat a sweet treat to cope.

Ellen and Elena discuss their dos and don'ts and wills and won'ts concerning dating and the concept of marriage.

Ellen and Elena discuss recent "What the shit?" moments with men through an extended metaphor about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Ellen and Elena make changes to keep up with the times, and give a lesson in toilet seat etiquette so no one gets trapped in a muddy lagoon.

After 27 years of careful investigation in the field of life, Ellen and Elena have discovered that the majority of everything is trash.

Ellen and Elena discuss splitting their time between fitness trends, making money, and meals. Elena's mom stops in, sharing some travel secrets and her favorite LA eateries!

It's survival of the fittest in this urban jungle.

Ellen and Elena try to escape the present by planning their futures.

Ellen and Elena talk about the woes and wows of life in LA.