Ellen and Elena take you on a rollercoaster ride discussing the mark they left on last year. Eating burgers dressed as Oompa Loompas, exploring islands filled with spiders and baby dolls, encountering celebrities in unexpected places, holding weed babies, and learning how to pee out fat was only the beginning of the end of their 2018.

It's awkward when deceased actors Bill Paxton (Cole Stamm) and Burt Reynolds (David Soto) unexpectedly drop by and want to chat about making kid videos, the impending apocalypse, and the logistics of polygamy. But you know what they say? When life hands you lemons, you should probably throw them straight into the trash, because researchers swabbed the rinds and flesh of 76 lemons from 21 restaurants collected during 43 visits and found that a whopping 70% of them produced microbial growth.

Can you handle blood and butts? Ellen talks about her recent trip to Spain, Elena discovers she may have a career as an Elite Yelp reviewer, and the girls drop hints about a music video in the works.

After working with ADD students for the past few months, Elena has realized that she suffers from the same disorder. Ellen shares an experience she had with some special lemonade at the biggest basketball game in LA. She can't tell you who won, but Jack Nicholson was there, and shit got pretty crazy.

Venezuelan drummer Abelardo Bolaño talks about life as a musician in Los Angeles and shares his side of the story of how he met his "pretty, comedian wife" on the train after a late-night gig.

Love and farts are in the air! Elena talks about being a newlywed, Ellen shares what she's been rustling up in the kitchen, and they both discuss their most recent endeavors on stage and in front of the camera!

Ellen heads south for the holidays and talks with her brother, Robert, and his girlfriend, Viv, who are in the process of Marie Kondo-ing their home. Pee schemes are debunked, technological nightmares are realized, and shirts are neatly folded.

In 2004, Olivia “Sunny” Fabian flew from Berlin, Germany to Tulsa, Oklahoma (not one of the glamorous cities she'd seen in the movies) to live with Elena's family as an exchange student. Thirteen years later, she's back to reminisce and shoot the shit with Elena and Ellen. And to take pictures of palm trees.

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Saturn."

"Has it been 27 years already?"

Freelance editor Drew Roublick invites Ellena Productions to Hotel 1616, where he spills the T about the physical and emotional journey required to make it as an artist in LA.