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We had Mercury and Mars and Saturn coming together at the peak of that very, very intense, combustible, energetic signature that was happening right as the sun was moving into Taurus. Normally, the beginning of Taurus season is like, welcome to the soothing bathtub of the year. This is where we're going to just stay nice and grounded and focus on what is stabilizing for us, what feels good and pleasurable and nourishing to us.This year, it really feels like so much of that vibe is unavailable to us because we can't separate what the sun is doing and thus what we want to fill up our own vitality. We can't separate that from all of the insane bullshit that's happening in Aries right now. We have to hold both.
Last week was a building collapsing in real time and this week is the morning after, where you're standing in the rubble with a coffee trying to figure out what's load-bearing and what was always going to fall. The opening days are still inside last week's blast radius — Mars and Saturn are sitting on top of each other in Aries on Sunday evening, Mercury catches up to them by Monday, and the whole brain-and-body of you is finally getting language for the thing you've been trying to articulate for months but couldn't because Mercury was wading through Pisces fog and you sounded vaguely insane every time you tried. Now the words exist. The plan develops a plan. The reality check arrives and it's actually less brutal than the version you'd been catastrophizing about at 2am — turns out the fear was bigger than the actual terrain.
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April has the most intense astrology of the year and this is the week it stops being a forecast and starts being a lived experience. But before anyone spirals, intense is not the same thing as destabilizing, and we have already done destabilizing, extensively, for six straight weeks of eclipses and a Pisces mercury retrograde where nobody could think or communicate or figure out what they were feeling about literally anything. That was being lost at sea. This week is more like someone handed the car keys back and also the car is now a rocket, which is exciting and also a lot when you haven't slept properly since the Obama administration.
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This week is the exhale after the exorcism. Last week had us elbow-deep in our relationships doing the kind of emotional surgery that leaves you simultaneously lighter and needing to lie down for three days. We did that work. We went into the dark, uncomfortable, sticky parts of how we relate to other people and came out with something that actually feels like clarity instead of just exhaustion dressed up as growth.
So we're entering this week with genuine, hard-won optimism — not the fragile kind, the load-bearing kind. The kind you can actually build on because it survived contact with reality.
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It’s very possible March kinda ate you alive. The eclipses, Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Venus grinding through Aries like she was being forced to attend her own surprise party — it was a month of feeling like every relationship conversation was happening in a language you only half-spoke, while simultaneously being asked to make major life decisions with the cognitive clarity of someone who just walked into a room and forgot why. The assignment for March was to not burn your life to the ground, and if you're reading this, congratulations, you didn't. Or maybe you did a little.
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So last week broke everything open, and if you consume any astrology content at all, you've heard the word "reset" so many times that your brain is probably leaking out of your ears by now, but the thing is, it really was. Equinox, Mercury finally stationing direct after what was genuinely one of the gnarliest retrogrades in recent memory, the new moon in Pisces closing out the very last sign of the zodiac — all of that landed in the same week, and the way things looked a month ago is just not the way things look now. The Pisces soup has been fully drained, the boundary-dissolving emotionally waterlogged chapter that's been running in the background since like 2008 is genuinely finished, and we are standing at the beginning of something that is not small and not abstract.
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March has been composting us alive. Like, not in the cute way where you turn your vegetable scraps into something that smells like earth and possibility — in the way where you are the vegetable scrap. Pisces season came in and just... dissolved the load-bearing walls of our executive function, our patience, our ability to form a sentence that means what we actually mean. Mercury retrograde made sure every attempt to think clearly felt like trying to read underwater. And eclipses showed up and just body-checked us for fun.
But here's what's actually been happening underneath all of that: we've been getting shown, with zero subtlety, every single thing in our lives that isn't working. Not gently. Not in a "journal prompt at a wellness retreat" way. More like the universe grabbed us by the collar and said look at this. This thing you've been tolerating? It's rotting. This pattern you keep running? It's expensive. This version of your life that you've been white-knuckling your way through? It has an expiration date and we just hit it.
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We survived eclipse season. Barely, probably. Something between "emerged victorious" and "crawled out of the wreckage holding one shoe," and now we're here, on the other side of it, blinking in the light like we just woke up from a nap we didn't mean to take that somehow rearranged our entire personality.
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This week is doing something specific and it's doing it on purpose. It starts underwater — Pisces season, retrograde Mercury, everything slightly blurry and unresolved — and by Sunday it lands somewhere that actually has edges. That's the arc. Dissolution into form. Confusion into clarity. Not because something got fixed, but because enough things completed that you can finally see what shape the room is.
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We're in the soupy middle of eclipse season, Mercury is about to retrograde in Pisces, and nothing — literally nothing — in your life is settled right now. Cool. Great. Love that for us.
But actually, kind of, yeah. Because this week has this really specific arc that's genuinely useful if you work with it instead of white-knuckling through it. We start Sunday in this pocket of sweetness that feels almost suspiciously good — like the universe handing you a warm drink before it tells you something you need to hear. The middle of the week is quiet on the surface but rearranging underneath, like furniture being moved in the apartment above you at 2 AM. Thursday, Mercury stations retrograde and we officially stop pretending we've been communicating clearly. And by Friday, something electric and kind of feral kicks in — this restless, "I am so fucking done tolerating the thing that doesn't work" energy that might be the most productive thing to happen to us all month.
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From the publisher's feed
STAR/CHILD is all about how astrology shapes us and all our closest relationships. On this weekly reading, get into the family dynamics we’re born into, how be bring those into the families we find…
It’s about unpacking how we were parented and how that affects every connection in our lives — not just with our kids but with friends, partners, and anyone who feels like family.
Each week, we’ll talk through the astrology of the upcoming week and what it means for us and the important relationships in our lives. From decoding a child’s chart to figure out what makes them feel safe and supported, to asking hard questions about how to break cycles and show up better for the people we love — this podcast is about using astrology to make sense of it all. Whether you’re a parent, thinking about your own parents, or just figuring out how to not ruin the people you care about, we're talking to you here.

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