EVIL BREAD 🍞 EPISODE 3 - EVIL KNEEDS TO PAY | DOUGH-FUL BREADGININGS!

Today we meet Breadiuss for the first time, witness his power, and we also see how much the world has changed....and meet Conrad Custardedly.....and his mighty War Harmonica! 🎼

Mates I hope you enjoy today's episode as much as I enjoyed making it - and I wonder if you know how many times I made bread related jokes? Heheheh have a wonderful week mates!!!

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Two X Minus One Episodes straight to your lovely ears! Your first story involves a man who discovers his inner Martian-ness, the ruins bringing on memories of the mind, thoughts, and above all....fractures in his mind of who he is / was. 

The second story involves the desire to reach the moon, one step out of our universe, and another step into the world of the spirits....

I hope you all enjoy your two episodes mates, heavily mastered and tweaked to keep your ears from turning! 👂

🍞🍞🍞 G'daaaaay LEGENDS! 🍞🍞🍞

Mates I'm really enjoying these episodes, and the Evil Bread series so far. They are of course shorter than most but they are thoroughly packed full of adventure like a deliciously toasted hotdog that you get from a Service Station - you'll have no idea where it's been but what you're gaurenteed is something different.

• LOADS more fighting
• Summoning a Bread God
• Ridiculous Puns as always
• And introduction to the Baguette Brother Cult

Enjoy you fantastic people and I can't wait till next episode, Episode 3: EVIL KNEEDS TO PAY – DOUGHFUL BREAD-GINNINGS

Working on a title already for Episode 4: Bread Here - Mould Tomorrow 💗

Mates, today is a special episode because it is one that has landed on our plate from my own mind. The nonsense, the craziness, the silliness, and an episode I hope you enjoy.

EVIL BREAD is about a Baker that has chosen the path of Exorcist / Bread Maker. Fending of the doughy demons of hell, one crust at a time. As the narrator, and creator I had a RIOT completing this episode, and although it's shorter than most, it is by far THE MOST COMPLEX I've done in years.

There are over 100 combined audio bytes in varying ranges, and modulation. Let's just say, I had so much fun I really got carried away.

I hope you like it - I have a feeling that this will divide the audiences - either love it, or hate it, but I'll let you be the judge. Have a great week mates and I hope this gave you a laugh 😄

Hope your week is going super swell so far, and that it is the start of a wonderful week of fun, craziness, and pure happiness!!!!

Today I bring you a classic story: 

A Thin Ghost and Others

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/20387/20387-h/20387-h.htm 

Quick Synopsis and an author note:

Two of these stories, the third and fourth, have appeared in print in the Cambridge Review, and I wish to thank the proprietor for permitting me to republish them here.

I have had my doubts about the wisdom of publishing a third set of tales; sequels are, not only proverbially but actually, very hazardous things. However, the tales make no pretence but to amuse, and my friends have not seldom asked for the publication. So not a great deal is risked, perhaps, and perhaps also some one's Christmas may be the cheerfuller for a storybook which, I think, only once mentions the war.

Mates let me know what you think of the first half and I can't wait to reveal the ending  of part 2 mates!