Strawberry Letter

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 30-year old man and I love working out. I started a new, very intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested I get a good deep tissue massage to get out the kinks. So, I scheduled a 90-minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist. It’s an in-home massage service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later, a female therapist showed up at my house and I was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was..............

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 32 year old man and I just started a job teaching adults that are getting a GED. I'm loving it so far, but I need advice on how to handle a very aggressive female student in her early 60s. At the end of one of my lectures, she approached me and asked what gym I go to because I have a very nice body. I blushed and didn't know what to say! She winked at me and left.................

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I love myself very much and I love most of my family but I developed this deep dark hatred for my sister. You see, my sister has the life I prayed for. I turned to God and asked God to bless me with a husband with all the qualities her husband has. God gave this wonderful man to my sister and my sister has never prayed for anything! She did not even want to be in a relationship when she met her husband.............

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 22 year old college student and I just started my senior year at a new school. I've joined a frat and met an awesome girl and it was all going great until last week. We threw a party to kick-off the semester and when my frat brothers saw my girlfriend they all got awkward and quiet. She didn’t stay long after that and when she left, I called them out for acting weird and ignoring my girl...........

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 40 year old man and my wife and I have a strong marriage and a great life together. We just have one little problem in our home. It’s my wife’s sister. My wife’s sister has been living with us for the past 7 years since she got a very nasty divorce. She said it would be temporary until she got on her feet, but she is still here. I do love my sister-in-law and she contributes to the household as much as possible, but she should have moved out years ago..........

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Dear Steve and Shirley, my friend hooked me up with a great guy and before I met him, we had great conversation and he seemed to be a cool guy. He sent me a picture of himself and I sent him a picture too. He had a beautiful smile and I commented that he had perfect teeth. He told me that he had false teeth. I asked him why he chose false teeth over implants and he said that implants were too expensive. It was no biggie, so we continued to get to know each other..........

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 29 year old single woman with a great job, but I have an issue with a co-worker. I went to a local bar a couple of weeks ago and had a few drinks. I noticed a man and woman in the corner cuddling and didn’t think anything of it at first. Later on, I went to the bathroom and passed the couple and realized it was two of my co-workers in the corner boo’d up. Both of them are married and when they saw me, they instantly took their arms off each other and separated...........

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I have been worrying about my marriage and how my past actions may threaten it. A few months ago, my friends and I went on a guy’s trip. We always go on trips together and the wives get together and take trips too. While I was on the trip, I ate good and drank a lot. We went clubbing and since I love to dance, I was salsa dancing with the ladies and may have been a little too close to one particular lady that danced very sensually. I didn’t make out with her or anyone else, but my body language was inappropriate for a married man............

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I met the love of my life.  This beautiful woman was so perfect I could not believe she was still single. Well after dating her for six months I figured out exactly why she is not married. She has a bizarre nasty habit. It all started to go downhill when I took her around my friends for the first time. We went to a house party and had a good time eating and drinking. The next day my friend called me upset because someone had relieved themselves in his bathroom drawer.  To put it politely, it was not urine.  He thought someone had had too much to drink and made a mistake............

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Dear Steve and Shirley, thirteen years ago I became friends with a newly-married, young couple at church. They have two children and they are good God-fearing people with large hearts. The only problem is that they are not book smart and the wife is lacking in the common sense department too. They both speak terribly and their subject and verb agreement is always off. Their spelling is even worse...............

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