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   Number 1: UNCUT | Stavros Halkias Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

   In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes! Stavvy also talks about: His legendary run in movies right now Regrowing foreskin Kareem's sky high self esteem And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run 1:02 Stavros is here! 2:43 Stavvy joins the train 2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born 3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin 4:43 Are our heroes cut? 5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes 7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars 8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy 9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job 10:40 What happened to journalism? 11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas 13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies 14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses 15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes 16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance 16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck 17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories 18:38 Takes on Takes 20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian? 22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual 23:20 Stavvy is offer only 23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit 24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back 25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY 26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome 26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too 26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

   September 08, 2026·31min
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   Number 2: UNCUT | Matty Matheson Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

   In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth. Matty also talks about: -Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear -His hilarious vasectomy story -How pancakes are not breakfast food -That he isn't allowed to email anymore -And that service animals should not be allowed on planes Enjoy :) Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Lead Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:38 How Matty got on The Bear 2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train 3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear 4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth 6:35 Matty's vasectomy story 9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast 12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast 13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast 13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast 14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate 15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore 16:32 Show a meme in real life 17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives 18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound 21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes 21:55 Humans are so much better than pets 22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog 23:43 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

   September 01, 2026·29min
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   Number 3: UNCUT | Colin Jost Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

   In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live, The Breadwinner, Pop Culture Jeopardy!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 5 hottest takes on bingo cards, airports, New York City pedestrians, celebrity culture, and why Mr. Bean might actually be hot. From why “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” is the dumbest phrase on earth, to why airports should bring back outdoor airplane stairs, to his prediction that Donald Trump could get a third term. Colin also talks about: why NYC pedestrians are more dangerous than drivers the chaos of celebrity interactions on airplanes whether Diddy’s comeback is inevitable why everyone in New York should probably wear helmets the growing coyote population in Manhattan whether celebrities are secretly spies why group chats are psychological warfare the future of Train of Thought with Colin Jost and his pitch for “American Mr. Bean” Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick & Hudson Price Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Marcus Maddox Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

   May 12, 2026·31min
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   Number 4: UNCUT | Julian Casablancas Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

   In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Julian Casablancas (The Strokes) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on fame, politics, media, creativity, and the future of society. From why success shouldn’t be the goal, to whether left vs. right politics misses the bigger picture, to what’s broken about modern media and technology. Julian also talks about: * why he doesn’t chase popularity * the real divide in modern politics * how corporate media shapes public thinking * creativity, longevity, and staying authentic * whether society is actually improving * modern technology, culture, and misinformation * and a few takes he admits might “end his career” Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Anthony DiMieri & Thomas Kasem Lim & Hudson Price Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Todd Johnson Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

   April 21, 2026·22min
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   Number 5: UNCUT | 15 Minutes of Jason Bateman Being Jason Bateman

   Actor, director, and podcast host Jason Bateman (Arrested Development, Black Rabbit, SmartLess) boards the subway with Kareem Rahma for an unfiltered conversation about germs, fame, and what it means to stay grounded. From public transit anxiety to his lifelong battle with hand sanitizer, Jason opens up about why he stopped drinking, why he doesn’t dance, and how he’s learned to live with life’s mess—literally and figuratively. SubwayTakes Uncut is like SubwayTakes, but longer, looser, and with more stops, more takes, and more room to go deeper. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producer: Ramy Shafi Camera: Anthony DiMieri & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Mixer: Dale Eisinger Artwork: Andrew Lawandus Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

   October 15, 2025·17min
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