This week on Sucktastic, Christmas Spirit is in the toilet, and a North pole puppy swears off his birthright. Puppy Paws makes his way to Fernfield, Washington to learn what it means to be a normal dog, and he encounters the titular Buddies. While this is going on, Christmas is on the brink of extinction, and there is a subplot about a sick boy wanting a dog for Christmas. After screwing up the Buddies lives, Puppy Paws is picked up by the town dog catcher. While in the clink, Puppy Paws learns from a homeless dog that Christmas spirit is all some people and dogs hope for, and it's up to him to take on his responsibilities and save Christmas. After an escape, Puppy Paws enlists the help of the Buddies to help him bring back some magic, and save Christmas!

This week on Sucktastic, we kick off our Christmas themed episodes with a bonkers tale! A cold, callous, career driven Boston attorney finds herself in charge of the sale of an old country Inn. However, that's not all she finds! She finds out about the building's tragic past, some shady secrets...oh, and she ends up falling in love with the ghost that haunts the place. You read that right; she FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GHOST. She becomes smitten with a 130 year old troubled spirit, and the two start what is sure to be a severly problematic relationship!

This week on Sucktastic, Junie Cortez has been spurned by his spy employer of the last two films. While trying to make it on his own as a P.I., Junie is told by his former outfit that a mad-man has created a hot new virtual game. He intends to trap the minds of children who play it, as well as release himself from a virtual prison to wreak havok on the world. Junie tells them to shove it, but when he is told his sister is trapped in the game, it's back to spy action for everyone's least favortie cry baby. With the help of a few fellow players, the wisdom of his wheel-chair bound granfather, and a whole lot of family, can the Cortezs defeat their greatest foe yet?!

This week, a five star hotel is out for a sixth, but unbeknownst to them, a monkey is ready to throw a wrench into their plans! A secret guest, a nefarious jewel theif, and the slapstick misadventrues of a boy and an orangutan!

This week on Sucktastic, it's a heavy handed message about how humans are screwing up the environment! Two wooden actors drag out a love story, then out of nowhere, toxic birds attack and kill everybody! Don't worry, if the acting is laugable to you, you'll surely be wowed by the special effects.

This week on Sucktastic, it's the final Friday before Halloween! This episode sees a group of monster- loving- kids go about their daily business...that is until ACTUAL monsters show up, intent on terrorizing the town! It's a well loved cult classic, but we here at the show have had no love lost for it over the years...until now. Before you light your torches and sharpen your pitch forks, hear us out as we plead our case, and explain how our thoughts and attitudes towards the movie have changed!

This week on Sucktastic, Carly-Beth is a scaredy cat, and she's tired of being a victim. With Halloween only days away, she steals a grotesque mask from a mysterious shop, and she sets out to raise hell on her unsuspecting town. Little does she know, the mask slowly possess her, and it'll take a creepy plaster bust to defeat it!

This week on Sucktastic, a sleepy town is turned upside down when they have a sudden invasion of some killer clowns! The invaders wreak havok, and it's up to a cop, two lovers, and a pair of ice cream truck brothers to try and put an end to the random destruction!

Although we had to reschedule with our celebrity guest, we still have an interview with a special person for this week's episode! While Matt takes a short sabbatical, Steven was able to get together a last mintue interview with an... undead... friend of the show! Since we are now in the thick of spooky season, we saw it only fitting to kick off our October stretch of shows by interviewing Count Uli (U-lee as in U-leesyus S. Grant. ) the the Vampire!

This week on Sucktastic, a magic mirror informs a powerful Warlock that his days as the best in the biz are numbered. There's a little girl named Wendy who is going to steal his crown, and there isn't anything he can do about it. After sending two goons to capture Wendy, she and her aunts escape and hideout at a summer resort. Little do they know, their most hated enemies, ghosts, are vacationing in the same area!