Sucktastic Cinema

This week on Sucktastic; Dr. Kinder is a scientist who wants to use babies, and their untapped smarts, to discover the secrets of the universe. However, she and her co-horts have a major thorn in their side: a back-talking baby with a bad attitude named Sylvester! Even when Sly escapes the baby testing facility, the joys of his freedom are short lived when he is shocked by a major discovery. He has a twin brother named Whit! In a mix up at the mall, Whit is thought to be Sly, and vice versa. The boys use telepathy to communicate to one another, about some low down dirty deeds Dr. Kinder is planning.

This week on Sucktastic, we start the spooky season early! Unfortunatley, we weren't able to record a new episode this week. However, we dug into our Radkast archives and pulled out another episode from our Radkast Dollar Rental series! For this re-release, the Olsen Twins set out to free their good aunt from the clutches of their evil aunt. They wield a magic wand, and are joined by a little person and a free-loading homeless man!

Unfortunately, we weren't able to watch a movie this week. However, we did recieve a few questions to answer from some of our beautiful listeners! It's a Q&A session, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

This week on Sucktastic, two groups of teenage girls go on a wild adventure! However, it isn't one of those run-of-the-mill summer time romps! No, these girls go on an outrageous scavenger hunt that sees them vandalize a store display window, break into an unsuspecting person's house, steal property, and gain admittance into a club while being underaged! Of course, all these behaviors that could carry some sort of penalty if caught, are for a shallow, insignificant prize!

On this episode of Sucktastic, Jean-Claude Van Damme leads a group of freedom fighters into the den of an evil dictator! He is joined by another group of valient warriors, all in an effort to rescue a group of hostages! Sounds cool right? Action packed even? Well, maybe we would have gotten more enjoyment out of a movie like that...if it wasn't using a well known property as it's vehicle, and it wasn't butchering the represnetation of well beloved characters! Thus is the fate of a video game movie in the early 90's we suppose...

This week on Sucktastic, like the previous films in the series, the Crow of legend is supposed to bequeath it's powers to a poor soul, and help that person get back at those who wronged them. When watching this movie, we seriously believe the Crow made the wrong decision. A pasty faced cry-baby is written to have a beautiful girlfriend, be this dude with attitude, and inherit those badass Crow powers after a run in with some satanists. Sorry movie, in this instance imparticular, we can only suspend our disbelief so much. However, you had us hangin' in there with Dennis Hopper as a pimp.

This week on Sucktastic, two teen friends and neighbors have families in the financial ruts. In order to solve both their problems, the neighbors concoct a plan that would see their two families coming together, and pretending to be one in order to win a soda contest. However, the two find their ruse won't be as easy to pull off as they thought. Their parents can't stand each other, and the soda company's eccentric owner insists on living with the family to observe their dynamic. A comedy of errors ensues, the FBI get involved, and the story goes full Chubby Checker and ends with a twist!

This week on Sucktastic, we take on the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered, conceded, vain, and vapid movie we've ever done.

This week's offering of Sucktastic looks a little different. We didn't have a ton of time to watch a movie this week, let alone record a new full length episode. However, we didn't want to leave you fine Cinners with nothing! We've compiled 10 movies you won't find in a regular episode, and we gave them all the "what's on the VHS" treatment!

This week on Sucktastic, it's the fourth film in the series showcasing the adventures of those karate kickin', bad guy trickin', rowdy rascals, the 3 Ninjas! Only this time, Rocky, Tum Tum, and Colt, have their work cut out for them. Career criminal Medusa, and her band of not-so-merry men, are out to take an amusement park hostage, and will stop at nothing to shake every last cent out of the park's owner. The brothers quickly see their martial arts alone can't take down the baddies, so they seek the help of their brainy new neighbor! Even though they have to deal with the useless efforts of a washed up TV star, the kids still manage to out-wit the villains, and ultimately save the day!