Dave and Alonso present their annual SUPER-LONG episode, including LKTV and Linoleum Knife & Fork, two shows usually available only to their Patreon subscribers, so maybe you should become one.

On Linoleum Knife, they discuss "Crazy Rich Asians," "BlacKkKlansman," "The Happytime Murders," "Support the Girls," "Papillon," "The Bookshop," "Nico 1988," and "Wilford Graves Full Mantis."

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZAMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SMASHING TIME

LKTV sees our hosts joined by guests Aaron Aldorisio and Brian Murray, who discuss reality TV shows that are tacky ("Hollywood Love Story," "Shahs of Sunset") and big-hearted ("Born This Way"), while Alonso discusses made-for-TV movies "Santa Jaws" and "Season for Love."

Finally, the podcast of the good looks at new products (including the totally tubular breakfast cereal Blasted Shreds), the dark secret of Skittles flavoring, and that time the federal government tried to replace migrant farm workers with high-school athletes.

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