Les, Kurt, and Jason don’t have a Blac Chyna Report, but they DO have an update on Lori Loughlin, yet another discussion of Patti Labelle’s dessert selections, and the concept that Martha Stewart either thugged it our or hugged it our (only autocorrect really knows). Then, they guys (reluctantly) start to dissect Hallmark’s Sun, Sand, and Romance… which is more like Sun, Bland, and Romance (amirite?). Kurt think it’s Hallmark’s first cuckhold movie, Jason points out that the movie’s many empty platitudes are similar to the offerings from the store Successories, and Les gets excited to watch Tony Robbins talkin’ s***. The movie may feature the exact same extras playing resort’s employees AND the guests, but at least a mysterious real estate mogul exerts some Big D energy to liven up your s**tty souvenir shopping montage. 

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