John revisits a parable from his younger days, and wonders if he ever followed it. Plus, it’s State Fair Season and that means live music at Dino’s! 

John is in Boston taking care of his daughter. He wonders if a laugh track is all 2025 needs, and manages to sneak two drinks out of an Irish pub in coffee cups.  

John is still in his pajamas after celebrating another Joe Ryan victory. He also gave the people what they want with another boat mishap, this time involving his pinky ring. 

John’s wife beat him in golf, but he was sober. The Twins traded all their players, and it has Minneapolis feeling like Indianapolis. Also, we might not like trees anymore.  

John was on the road this week, where he concluded brisket is the king of all meats. He also visited the 3M Golf tournament, otherwise known as the best place in Minnesota for women to meet a dude. 

John’s daughter got engaged and he couldn’t be more thrilled. He was also part of "The Bloodbath in Benson"—otherwise known as a +14 scramble score, which will one day be made into a sports documentary. 

John’s dog is building his own life in the outside world. The best Sunday Fundays are with Red Cooler Ronnie, even if they happen on Saturday. Plus, a little wisdom from a financial planner, bumper sticker, and a sign. 

John is living lake life on his newly refurbished pontoon military base. He’s figuring out how to be a captain, but isn’t sure happiness is something that can easily be ticked off the box

John has trouble communicating with his server, shares wisdom from his dad’s 80th birthday, and reminds us not to chase the night.  

John shares wisdom from both his summer interns, and his father as he prepares to celebrate his 80th birthday. He reminds us all to run for the roses as fast as you can.