No one has redeemed a golden ticket from John’s holiday cards, and it’s hurting his heart. He looks to three wise men to guide him through the dark days of another Minnesota winter. 

John had a nice Thanksgiving, even though they forgot to take home the leftovers. He also wonders if A.I. might have us all go back to land lines and human connection, which might not be so scary after all. 

John shares wisdom from a documentary about Eddie Murphy, learns one Tide pod is always enough, and has a makeup plan for his holiday card mistake from last year.  

John is disappointed in his fellow Minnesotans who pretended the Northern Lights looked anything like the pictures on their phones. He also got some yard work done and attended a Gala. He’s fancy like that. 

John witnessed a twenty something that somehow figured out life eating steak alone at a restaurant, and he tries to organize a party even though he’s disorganized. 

John shares wisdom from his personal McConaughey, RCR. He leaves a play early, even though his wide’s Apple Watch has theater mode, and he hands out full size candy to 43 kids on Halloween. 

It’s that time of year, and John shares a proactive strategy to help you avoid the Winter blues. He also visited Winona, went to Lainey, shares his etiquette intervention story, and might just be a Setlist Sherpa. 

John provides insight on dog sniffing and has an embarrassing situation at the gym because he needs reading glasses. He also fixed the fireplace, and, unlike the Beckhams, let his wife have her good side.  

It’s the changing of the seasons, and John is helping spread rumors the warm weather might be sticking around. He’s also preparing to be hairless by Spring Break, and removed his second dock of the year. 

John is a little tuned up and looking to make up for a bad pod last week. He just took the dock out and shares wisdom from a financial planner and a young daughter. Because they know the truth.