The Chiefs are headed back to the big game. Fifteen other AFC teams just could not stand up to the not-so-secretly amalgamated superforce that is the Taylor Swift, the NFL, the referees, the almighty dollar, and also Patrick Mahomes. The devil's dilemma is that only a team commissioned by Satan himself stands in the way of a historic Super Bowl super feat. Get ready for a good time to be had by none. In other news, Jerry Jones makes another nepotism hire, and still even more news for Cowboys fans.