Super Cereal Podcast

Super Cereal Podcast

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Super Cereal Podcast episodes

  • Episode 27 - Hot Cereal, Part 1 (Oatmeal)

    Paul and Nick glop their way through oatmeal today, allowing Nick to shine and assuaging Paul's distaste. Will Paul ever be satisfied? He will never be satisfied. Topics include:

    Open Hearts, Open Minds;
    Official Cereal Sashes;
    Cut and Roll, Man;
    Lincoln, Played by Paul;
    The Biggest Disappointment in Cereal History;
    Business Breakfast Adventures;
    The Upside Down Through Oatmeal;
    Would Paul Eat It?;
    Oatmeal Goobers;
    Draw the Shades, Dump the Can;
    This is Not Choose Your Own Fruit Adventure;
    Don't Walk and Eat Oatmeal;
    Where the Sidewalk Ends in Oatmeal;

    Originally Published: Wed Oct 12 2016

    39 min
  • Episode 26 - Envirokidz

    Paul and Nick safari their way through the wilds of Enviorkidz. Turned off by the story, they still manage to find a way to really like these cereals. Who knew? Topics include:

    Knock-off Captain Planet;
    Ancient Civilization Snobbery;
    Pauls Pre-Historic Humor;
    Envirokidz Virgins;
    The Surprising Taste Test;
    Eating Toast like Oreos;
    Wringing the Bees onto a Loaf of Poison;
    The Story of Ugh;
    The Natural Flavor Con;
    Chocolate Chirp Cookies;
    Paul and Nick Foods;
    The Road Trip Experts;
    Where are Cap'n Crunch's Tax Returns?!;
    To the Avocado and Fig Eating Voyeurs;
    Quelling the Code Red Passions;

    Originally Published: Mon Oct 03 2016

    46 min
  • Episode 25 - Life

    Paul and Nick trudge through Life cereal today with a special guest: writer/author/wordsmith Bret Gunter! He's a very brave man for sharing his Life-related gastrointestinal issues. A brave man indeed. Topics include:

    Oh, Jason;
    Son of a Gunt!;
    Turning the Chairs Around;
    Marketing through Customer Error;
    Chasing that Dragon Called Life;
    The Children Factor/Struggle;
    When Raisins Make Things Terrible;
    Oatmeal: The Hipster Bloody Mary;
    RIP Mikey;
    Playground Snopes;
    That Time Don Draper Was Drunk;
    The Brunch Cereal;
    Hot Life;
    Waldo Snowden;
    Reflecting on Carmen Sandiego;
    The New Mikey vs The N64 Kid;
    Deep Thoughts Inspired by Life Cereal;
    Why the Illuminati Eat Life

    Originally Published: Tue Sep 27 2016

    41 min
  • Episode 25 - Life
    Paul and Nick trudge through Life cereal today with a special guest: writer/author/wordsmith Bret Gunter! He's a very brave man for sharing his Life-related gastrointestinal issues. A brave man indeed. Topics include:
    Oh, Jason;
    Son of a Gunt!;
    Turning the Chairs Around;
    Marketing through Customer Error;
    Chasing that Dragon Called Life;
    The Children Factor/Struggle;
    When Raisins Make Things Terrible;
    Oatmeal: The Hipster Bloody Mary;
    RIP Mikey;
    Playground Snopes;
    That Time Don Draper Was Drunk;
    The Brunch Cereal;
    Hot Life;
    Waldo Snowden;
    Reflecting on Carmen Sandiego;
    The New Mikey vs The N64 Kid;
    Deep Thoughts Inspired by Life Cereal;
    Why the Illuminati Eat Life
    41 min
  • Episode 24 - Granola

    Paul and Nick crunch through Granola this week, discussing both questions of taste and metaphysics. It gets deep and contentious, folks. Listen to those tensions rise! Topics include:

    Hollywood Quakers;
    The World Will Go On Without You;
    The Granola Question;
    Granuuuuuula;
    Tougher Than Grape Nuts;
    The True Kellogg Legacy;
    Paul's Attempted Entrapment;
    Nick Goes Bear Naked;
    The Resealable Bag Revolution;
    The One Serving Oreo Tray;
    Nature Valley's War Against Your Mouth;
    Granola Mad Lib or Mr Peanut Dares You;
    The Value of Two and the Joy of Finity;
    Shoddy Health Food Costumes;
    Never Ending Pasta Hydration;
    Nick's Attempted Entrapment

    Originally Published: Tue Sep 20 2016

    47 min
  • Episode 23 - Sports and Cereals

    Paul and Nick sports it up when they talk about Sports and Cereals: Wheaties, Frosted Flakes, Flutie Flakes and even Vrooms. Not to mention the greatest Superfriends of Athletes ever conceived. Topics include:

    We Are Not Athletes, Surprising No One;
    The Cap'n is High on Life;
    Obama's Monday - Friday Cereal;
    How to Make Your Own Raisin Bran;
    The Coveted Wheaties Cover Fat Shaming;
    Denominations of Wheaties Boxes;
    The True Jordan Legacy;
    Faustian Apple Jacks;
    Flutie Shade;
    Gronk Sauce is the Perfect Product;
    Tony in the Background;
    The Athletes' Superfriends;
    Vroom!;
    The Turducken Dream

    Originally Published: Wed Sep 14 2016

    46 min
  • Episode 22 - Pumpkin

    Paul and Nick scoop some pumpkin and pumpkin spice cereals out of the old gourds, aka grocery stores stocking fall cereals in early September. The results are surprising. No, really. Surprising! Topics include:

    The Eating Season;
    Nostradonuts;
    Land of Lincoln, Land of Pumpkins;
    Pumpkins Fully Realized;
    All the Pumpkin Nonsense;
    Cinnamon and Water Cure Danger;
    Birth of the PSL and the Earth was Salted;
    Paul Gets Committed;
    Tiny Apple Jacks;
    Life with a Twist;
    Eating Dying Trees;
    Acorn Alert!;
    Suggestions for Squash-Flavored Cereal;
    A Taste of the Granol';
    The Too Perfect Cake;
    The Finer Nuances of Pumpkin Spice

    Originally Published: Tue Sep 06 2016

    40 min
  • Deleted Scenes

    Paul and Nick give you some of the deleted scenes from the last few episodes of the podcast to show you their hilarious range of interests. Some cereal, some not so much cereal. Topics include:

    Ken Hudson Campbell Sounds Like a Frosted Mini Wheat;
    Shufflepuck Referee;
    Interns Have the Best Ideas;
    Duck Tales and Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Fiction;
    Cereal for the Puns;
    Shrek Superfans in the 2010s;
    Mark McGrath is the Rock N Roll Vanilla Ice;
    The Honeycomb Hideout Abomination;
    Trump-Yosemite Sam 2020;
    Chalupa High;
    The Kansas Podcast Bunker

    Originally Published: Tue Aug 30 2016

    44 min
  • Raisin Bran

    Paul and Nick dive deeper into Raisin Bran for the Season 1 Finale, going over everything that was missed during the discussion of Flakes in Episode 1. Or mostly everything. Nobody's perfect. Topics include:

    Bran is Comedy Gold;
    The Wolf Is Nothing but Sweet Sugar;
    The History of Raisins?;
    Health Food Masquerading as Candy;
    Big Cereal Strikes Again;
    Total Helps You Sleep at Night;
    Paul's Alt-U Sunny;
    Nick's Science Corner;
    Hot Raisins;
    The GOAT Raisin Mascot;
    Advisory Boards Crushing It;
    Totally Good For You, Totally Boring;
    Marshmallow vs Bran Flake vs Raisin;
    Branola: the Commuter's Nightmare;
    Oops! All Fruit;
    Teasing Season 2

    Originally Published: Tue Aug 23 2016

    40 min
  • Puffs

    Paul and Nick hit the better Puffs: Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Reese's Puffs. They are the anti-Kix. Topics include:

    Oatloading with Our Olympic Athletes;
    Trix is the Beginning of Our Fruit Decline;
    Turning the Brightness Down;
    Bullying Silly Rabbits;
    Blue Ribbon!;
    Tricks Is All Curves;
    Ruby Tuesday By a Nose!;
    The Great Milk Trio;
    Sunny the Cereal Killer;
    But Can you Trust Reese's?;
    The Dorito Dust Effect;
    Reese's Started The Secret;
    Conversations with Our Cereal Youth;
    Make America Bright and Sugary Again;
    Wild Speculation about Presidential Cereal Habits;

    Originally Published: Tue Aug 16 2016

    52 min

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It's the sugar-coated conversation you didn't know you needed. Nick and Paul go over all those brightly colored boxes in the cereal aisle, talking about history, how they taste, what's good (Cinnamon…