Super Cereal Podcast

Super Cereal Podcast

By Paul and NickArtsFood
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Super Cereal Podcast episodes

  • Chex

    Paul and Nick crunch on Chex this week and its various incarnations across cerealdom. This is also our backdoor pilot for Super Snacks Podcast. And maybe Super TMNT Podcast? Topics include:

    Horseface Nick Campbell;
    Life Broth;
    Pre-Packaged Pig Chow;
    Why Do Nets Even Work?;
    Teenage Emo Ninja Turtles;
    Moms Big-Leagued Kids on Kix;
    Never Cereal Settle;
    Meh Flavor and Meh Cereal;
    Paul Experimented a Little in College;
    Party (Mix) Time;
    The Glory of Puppy Chow;
    Spaaaaaaaace Patrol;
    Kellogg's Wants a Piece;
    Space Americans;
    Paul Tempts the Fates and General Mills;
    Competition for the Grossest Chex;
    Life is a Shantytown;
    You can also subscribe to us on your favorite podcast platforms!
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super-cereal-podcast/id1101764116?mt=2
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    Originally Published: Mon Jun 13 2016

    37 min
  • Puffed Wheat

    Paul and Nick can't get enough Puffed Wheat this week as they tackle cereals like [Super] Golden Crisp and [Honey] Smacks. Do you dig it? Topics include:

    Quaker: Killing It with the Olds;
    Can Anyone Ever Get Enough?;
    Cereal for Dessert;
    The Crisp Remains;
    Advertising is Baby Talk;
    Germans Loves Their Muesli;
    Kellogg's Chases For Once;
    The Mysterious Ubiquity of the Sailor Suit;
    Honey Smacks Island of Dr. Moreau;
    Our Universal Laws of Spacetime Depends on You Eating Smacks;
    Another Entry in the Sadly Rich History of Racist Cereal Mascots;
    Len Dresslar's Revenge;
    Have Some Cereal with Your Sugar;
    Dessert Technology and How We Live in the Best of Times;
    Seafood Listerine Strip;

    Originally Published: Mon Jun 06 2016

    39 min
  • Rice Krispies

    Paul and Nick munch on Rice Krispies this week, the OG rice cereal with advertisements that even encourage you to pour sugar all over your breakfast. Topics include:

    Krispies: How Do They Work?;
    Tiny Toys of the 90s;
    Nick Guesses the Mascots but Doesn't Know What They Look Like;
    What's a Duck Blur?;
    Ricey Ricepecker;
    Stones Need Money, Too;
    Rice Krispies: Thief of Sugar;
    Absorbing Cake Through Your Face aka That Toddler Steaze;
    Bland Cereal and the Spice of Life;
    Pebbles Support Group;
    King of Cereals: Rice Krispie Treats;
    The Rice Krispie Treat Patriotism Test;
    Cereal Bars: Diabetes on the Go;
    Donuts are Just Breakfast Cake;
    Love for the Bottom Shelf

    Originally Published: Tue May 31 2016

    38 min
  • Corn Bran Crunch

    Paul and Nick bite into corn bran cereals like Corn Bran Crunch and Puffins. Unfortunately, given the fiber content, this is also week two of Poop Watch. Sorry not sorry. Topics include:

    Why Didn't You Just Say Puffins?;
    No One Remembers All Bran;
    Lock Your Cornfield Windows, Kids;
    Insert Jokes from Other Podcasts Here;
    Requiem for a Milk Dream;
    Feelin' Clean;
    Some Love for the Top Shelf;
    Puffing Up Puffins;
    We Need to Talk, Plain Boys;
    Going Brown Again?;
    Peanutbutterness and Cinnamocity;
    Malt-O-Meal Is Thirsty;
    The Pumpkin Board;
    Rescue Puffin Smugness;
    Paul and His Boonies Woes;
    Breaking news music by https://audionautix.com/

    Originally Published: Mon May 23 2016

    36 min
  • Monster Cereals

    Paul and Nick scare up some thoughts on Monster Cereals in their second part on marshmallowed varieties. Super Cereal Podcast prides itself on being a (mostly) clean podcast but there are a few stories in here about poop. You might want to wait until after you enjoy a bowl before digging into this episode. Fair warning. Topics include:

    Calling Bill Hader;
    The Great Pink Poop Scare;
    How Did We Let Chicken-in-a-Bizkit Be a Thing?;
    Talkin' 'Bout That Orange Cream;
    A Fair Warning to Atlanta Tourists about The Varsity;
    Nick Learns the Word Quonset;
    GIFs Make This an Amazing Time to Be Alive;
    The Old Sugar Coma Gamble;
    Thank You, Capitalism;
    Future Monster Cereal Speculation;
    Slimer: A Dumber Snarf;
    The Twilight Cereal that Could Have Been

    Originally Published: Mon May 16 2016

    32 min
  • Lucky Charms

    Paul and Nick sink their teeth into Lucky Charms, celebrated children's cereal and source of unwarranted adult shame. Stop living a lie, grown ups. Chase your bliss. Your bliss: the epitome of all sugary cereals. Kids are happy for a reason. Topics Include:

    No Podcast Apologies;
    Marshmallow Contrarians are the Worst;
    What Did You Do to Deserve Orange Peanuts?;
    Paul vs The World: Brown Tootsie Roll Edition;
    It's the Cereal You Can Wear!;
    Nick Woofs When He Wins?;
    Stretching It Thin with Marshmallow Shapes;
    Lucky Charms: The Progressive Cereal;
    The Magical Properties of the Charms;
    Cereal Connection is Forever;
    Selling Your Soul to the Count Chocula Devil;
    Oops! All Marshmallows and Wild Speculation about Biz Markie;
    Paul Extols the Virtues of Austin Powers and Wayne's World

    Originally Published: Wed May 11 2016

    29 min
  • Cheerios

    Paul and Nick talk A LOT about Cheerios, the fundamental breakfast and high chair staple. There's a whole lot in those tiny little o's. Topics include:

    MOM is Worth More Than Cheerios?;
    Moose and Squirrel and Cereal;
    Cheerios Commercials and Chopping Onions;
    I Need More Boring Grains In My Life;
    HNC 2016;
    Kudos to Nelly, Bad Job to Cheerios;
    Apple Cinnamon Cheerios: We Can All Go Home Now;
    Raw Selvage Cereal;
    Kids Cereals for Grown Ups;
    Is General Mills Responsible for a Zombie Outbreak?;
    The Sweet, Amazing Glory in the Millenios
    Jonesin' for a Bowl of that Thick Thin Cream

    Originally Published: Mon May 02 2016

    41 min
  • Malt-O-Meal

    Paul and Nick unrepress memories of Malt-O-Meal and the childhood embarrassment of cereal in a bag but, by the end, they come to unexpected conclusions! Topics include:

    Beyond Oatmeal, Beyond Granola; A Penny Saved is Eventually 1.5 Billion Dollars; Name! That! Knock-Off!; Do the Duck Walk; Malt-O-Meal: Secret Agent Cereal; Generational Shame; Whole Foods Conspiracies; I Want My Cereal Gashapon!; Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cereal; We've Replaced Your Disgusting Apple Jacks with Worse Apple Jacks; Memories of MOM; Plans for a Hot Future; Old Man Paul Complains about Hipsters on His Lawn

    Originally Published: Mon Apr 25 2016

    33 min
  • Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    This week, Paul and Nick talk about Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of those cereals that belongs in the Pantheon of the Breakfast Aisle. Topics include:

    That 80's Cereal; The Cannibalism Problem in Cereal Today; Hold On, There's a Fax Coming In; Healthier Toaster Strudel Care of Your Roommate; Slow Motion Eating is the Worst; Food Photographers are Our Greatest Heroes; Nick's Furious Rebutt; Food Mascots Never Said They Were Role Models; One Box Equals One Serving
    You can also find us on your favorite podcasting services.
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super-cereal-podcast/id1101764116
    Google Play Podcast: https://play.google.com/music/m/I57ptq2fn44jqazkca6dii4sn7a?t=Super_Cereal_Podcast

    Originally Published: Mon Apr 18 2016

    24 min
  • Flakes

    This week, Paul and Nick take on Flakes, the beginning and the end of cereal. Let's get down to our roots! Topics discussed:

    Paul Pretends to Be Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan,
    The Soggy Bell Tolls for Thee,
    Maybe the Wheaties Box is Not Such an Honor,
    Paul vs Blue Collar Cereal Workers,
    Just Because He Plays Baseball Doesn't Mean He's Not Still a Vicious Jungle Predator,
    Steve Kellogg is Ridin' It All the Way to Top,
    Nick Hearts Basic 4,
    Wild Speculation about Anthony Anderson,
    The Mole People Behind Honey Bunches of Oats,

    Originally Published: Mon Apr 11 2016

    37 min

About Super Cereal Podcast

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It's the sugar-coated conversation you didn't know you needed. Nick and Paul go over all those brightly colored boxes in the cereal aisle, talking about history, how they taste, what's good (Cinnamon…