Super Cereal Podcast

Super Cereal Podcast

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Super Cereal Podcast episodes

  • Boring Yellow Cereal

    Paul and Nick snooze their way through what they call Boring Yellow Cereal: Kix, Corn Pops, and Honeycomb. It's not that they hate these cereals. It just -- people that get these know that Peanut Butter Crunch is RIGHT THERE, don't they? Topics include:

    The Weather;
    The Paul Blart Effect;
    Cut That Kix;
    The Kix Conspiracy and Marketing Genius;
    Free with Box-Top: Cancer!;
    Kix the Band Has Not Had the Opportunity to Approve This Usage;
    The Staleness Question;
    The Stars Come Out for Pops;
    Stale Baby Snacks;
    Believings Are Facts;
    Mascot Quiz Show;
    Honeycomb Wants to Blast Stuff;
    Kix is Forever

    Originally Published: Mon Aug 08 2016

    40 min
  • Os

    Paul and Nick follow their noses to Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Honey Graham Oh's (aka Oh!s). The episode is a little longer this week but, if you stop listening before the Apple Jacks taste test (at 36:24), you won't even notice. Topics include:

    Big Thick O's;
    Eating from the Apple Jacks Stockpile;
    Red 40 Live at the Civic Center;
    The Cereal Age of Enlightenment;
    The Cereal Buffet Shakedown;
    What's Your Accent, Toucan Sam?;
    Hotel Cereal Roulette;
    Cereal Muzak;
    Froot Loops Phones It In;
    Cap'n Crunch Film Gone Wild;
    Liver and Onions Before Apple Jacks;
    Who Even Knows What a Jack Is?;
    Escape Plans from Pokemon Kids/Chatty Party Guests;
    Breakthroughs through Apple Jacks;
    Super Value!;
    Honey Graham Oh's are the Cereal Buffy;
    Your Mouth Will Be a Wreck;
    The Apple Jacks Taste Test LIVE;
    Apple Jacks Sweats;

    Originally Published: Mon Aug 01 2016

    46 min
  • Episode 17 - O's
    Paul and Nick follow their noses to Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Honey Graham Oh's (aka Oh!s). The episode is a little longer this week but, if you stop listening before the Apple Jacks taste test (at 36:24), you won't even notice. Topics include:
    Big Thick O's;
    Eating from the Apple Jacks Stockpile;
    Red 40 Live at the Civic Center;
    The Cereal Age of Enlightenment;
    The Cereal Buffet Shakedown;
    What's Your Accent, Toucan Sam?;
    Hotel Cereal Roulette;
    Cereal Muzak;
    Froot Loops Phones It In;
    Cap'n Crunch Film Gone Wild;
    Liver and Onions Before Apple Jacks;
    Who Even Knows What a Jack Is?;
    Escape Plans from Pokemon Kids/Chatty Party Guests;
    Breakthroughs through Apple Jacks;
    Super Value!;
    Honey Graham Oh's are the Cereal Buffy;
    Your Mouth Will Be a Wreck;
    The Apple Jacks Taste Test LIVE;
    Apple Jacks Sweats;
    46 min
  • Golden Grahams

    Paul and Nick crunch into some Golden Grahams. And when you talk Golden Grahams, you talk S'Mores. And when you talk talk s'mores, the world becomes a little brighter. Then you talk about S'morz and the S'morcerer. And things get weird. Topics include:

    Tiny Toast is a Hit!;
    The Mortal Kombat Pit of Cereals;
    Truckasaurus Eats Its Way Out of a Bowl of Cereal;
    I Wonder Who This TV Reviewer Is;
    The Suburban Redneck Slide;
    belVita, not Velveeta;
    The Cereal Fringes;
    A Very Easy Pop Quiz;
    Graham Nailed Those Naming Rights;
    Decadent, Luxurious Graham Crackers;
    You Gotta Be Talkin' 'Bout Them S'mores;
    Paul and Nick Do Abbott and Costello;
    The S'morcerer and the Z;
    MOM Almost Nailed It;
    Pop Tart Detour;
    The Perfect Gateway Cereal;
    The Slender Box

    Originally Published: Tue Jul 26 2016

    40 min
  • Shredded Wheat

    Paul and Nick dig into Shredded Wheat and all its different versions. This cereal's been around since before the Spanish-American War so there's a lot to discuss. Topics Include:

    Nyde korn, danske fætre;
    We Used to Be Young;
    The Perky Eeyore;
    Willy Wonka Biscuit Factory;
    Nick Suffers More Pedestrian Mind Explosions;
    No Human Can Eat a Wheat Pillow;
    Kellogg's Plan Is Falling into Place;
    Fancypants Chews His Food;
    Shredded Wheat Asbestos;
    Clear My Schedule: It's Another Shredded Wheat Splinter;
    Trump Cereal and Gulag Cereal;
    Wheat Raisin Logs;
    Frosted Mini Wheat Bite Size Butt;
    Life Is Too Short to Not Be Eating Frosting on Your Wheat;
    Triscuit: The Polarizing Cracker;
    The Snack and Cereal Dos Equis Guy;
    Colonoscopy in a Box;
    Toilet Beer from Uncle Sam;
    Concert for Our Lycos Email Accounts

    Originally Published: Tue Jul 19 2016

    39 min
  • Cap'n Crunch

    Paul and Nick crunch into Cap'n Crunch this week and risk slicing the roof of their mouths wide open. Anything for the pod. For the glory! Topics include:

    What a Beautiful More-ning;
    Fan Service;
    Drunk Tongue;
    What Cap'n Crunch Is Supposed to Actually Taste Like;
    Breaking News: Kids Like Crunchy;
    All Stars for the Cap'n;
    Demoting the Cap'n;
    Crunchberries Rule All;
    Cap'n Crunch Mouth;
    No, Scratch That, Peanut Butter Crunch Rules All;
    Keeping Flavorologists in the Guppy Brig;
    A Good, Strong Vanilla;
    Oops;
    Paul's One Man Show: Man Who Gets Cinnamon Roll Crunch;
    Stupid Uppity Cracker Jack;
    Oops This is the Best Party;
    Is Santa a Cap'n?;
    Military Grade Cereal Bars;
    Sad Boys

    Originally Published: Tue Jul 12 2016

    41 min
  • Pebbles

    Paul and Nick take on Pebbles cereals, both Cocoa and Fruity. It's pretty funny. But it's not pretty. Topics include:

    Denying Pebbles Its Cerealhood;
    Stephen King's Cereal Mascots;
    Krinkles Born from Fear and Intolerance;
    Flintstones to the Rescue;
    Fred Needs His Cool Winstons;
    Can We Have Our Money Now?;
    Those Famous Bedrock Key Parties;
    Pebbles Burn!;
    Post Needs to Get into a Program;
    Post is the Sketchers of Cereal;
    We're the Sludgiest!;
    Clear Eyes, Full Bowls, We Lose;
    Why Do You Eat Like You're Running Out of Time?;
    Lo-Def Holiday Commercials;
    The Dark Places of Barney Rubble;
    Fruity Pebbles and Its Great Calling;

    Originally Published: Wed Jul 06 2016

    38 min
  • Episode 13 - Pebbles
    Paul and Nick take on Pebbles cereals, both Cocoa and Fruity. It's pretty funny. But it's not pretty. Topics include:
    Denying Pebbles Its Cerealhood;
    Stephen King's Cereal Mascots;
    Krinkles Born from Fear and Intolerance;
    Flintstones to the Rescue;
    Fred Needs His Cool Winstons;
    Can We Have Our Money Now?;
    Those Famous Bedrock Key Parties;
    Pebbles Burn!;
    Post Needs to Get into a Program;
    Post is the Sketchers of Cereal;
    We're the Sludgiest!;
    Clear Eyes, Full Bowls, We Lose;
    Why Do You Eat Like You're Running Out of Time?;
    Lo-Def Holiday Commercials;
    The Dark Places of Barney Rubble;
    Fruity Pebbles and Its Great Calling;
    38 min
  • Tiny Toast

    Paul and Nick sample Tiny Toast, the brand-spanking-newest cereal from General Mills. What do they talk about when they have a cereal with no history? I guess you're going to have to find out. (Spoiler: weird flavors and guacamole Doritos). Topics include:

    Does Nick Get It?;
    What the Heck is Cereal for Women?;
    Basic 4 is Top Shelf;
    Ah, the Enchanting Smell of Rotting Fruit;
    Downtown Pinkos;
    Tiny Toast Be Thirsty;
    Monday Morning Cereal Marketing;
    A Wonderful World for Dentists;
    Hipster Toppings;
    Crunchberries Are a Fruit, Right?;
    Flavor Fever Dreams;
    Paul and Nick Field the Worst Ideas;
    Tuesday Morning Cereal Marketing;
    Slow, Gradual Hulking;

    Originally Published: Tue Jun 28 2016

    37 min
  • Cereal Prizes

    Paul and Nick take a break from talking about cereal to dive into the weird and wonderful rise and disappointing decline of cereal prizes. A longer one this week but there's a lot of goodness packed in! Topics include:

    Cereal Box Structural Damage and Contamination;
    Soul-Crushing Paperwork for an 8-Year Old;
    All the Tiger Flipbooks;
    The Four Kinds of Cereal Prize Delivery;
    Spoons!;
    Children Secrets;
    Watch Woes;
    Can't Get Out Without a Pebbles Slam;
    Ralston Purina: Pumping Your House Full of Branded Plastic Crap;
    The Legend of the Ninja Turtle Bowl;
    Paul Gets Duped;
    Of Course We Had Fanny Packs;
    Cap'n Crunch and the l337 HaX0rz;
    Where Have All the Prizes Gone?;
    Star Wars Makes Paul a Kid Again;
    Paul and Nick Chastise the Listeners For Some Reason

    Originally Published: Mon Jun 20 2016

    45 min

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It's the sugar-coated conversation you didn't know you needed. Nick and Paul go over all those brightly colored boxes in the cereal aisle, talking about history, how they taste, what's good (Cinnamon…