Gather around the fire by yourself, which isn't easy to do, and listen to the Super Pee Pee Time THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!

You'll meet Grandma, whose teeth are made of other people's dreams. And there's Grandpa, who sometimes falls out of the car (and off of Skype entirely) while driving.

They'll take a road trip to their daughter's house for the holiday, where you'll meet her kids, who probably weigh as much as a barrel of something by now!

And they'll tell the story of the very first Thanksgiving, they'll go around the table and say what they're thankful for, and we can all reminisce about the first time a yeti ripped a boy in half.

ENJOY! And you know what would make US as thankful as seven or eight really thankful people? If you would go over to iTunes and leave us a nice review. It helps get us out there in front of other weirdos like yourself.

A HERO IS BORN: PART THREE!

You didn't think we'd actually do it, did you? We did two episodes of the superhero story without an actual, you know, "superhero" and you thought we'd just never get there. Well, get ready to be only barely more wrong than you thought you'd be, because it's time for SHY COW MAN!

In a continuation of Part 2, Mr. Johanssen and Tassie are discussing...oh, I mean, you know what they're discussing. A report from Garfield the cat, a goose that has raised it's awareness of "telling about things". Usual big business stuff. But then...the hero rises from the pile of chemicals into which he dissolved. And he's got powers. Not great powers, but powers nonetheless!

And now, the question is, will he use his powers for good, or for evil? Or will he use them to do good for a lamb named Staniel? Time probably won't tell.

Well, the world has gotten...different, hasn't it? No matter. What did reality every do for you? We will continue to wage anarchy upon the universe. And so, we bring you, THIS EPISODE OF THE SHOW!!! (echoes dying away...)

The Gianetti Brothers are back, and they've been asked by the GeraldBurger to put together an extra fancy menu. You might try the suicidal Sylvia Plath clam that can write, but can not read. Or maybe you're more in the mood for olives from the land where Dracula lived when he wasn't feeling well? It's really up to you.

We also introduce two new characters: Margaret Boheen and Ernesto de la Paz, and their new product, "Oh My Goodness" which...we're still not sure what it does. Or is. It might be a kind of a spray you wish you didn't have. But it's so much more. And less.

Also, some other stuff. There's all kinds of stuff. This episode's just lousy with stuff. Enjoy, and share it with someone who needs it!

This is the election coverage that you've all been waiting for, provided that you've been waiting to hear about an abortion cyborg, and a list of things that will terrify a frog's damsel. And an interview with Moses and his band, and Diana Ross's breakout hit, "Celery in my Butthole."

We know the election in the real world is upsetting and we just can't wait until it's all over. And we solemnly swear that THIS election special will not remind you even remotely of the actual election. Well, not unless you're triggered by wrinkled overpants, an interview with Uncle Weirdo, or an eagle that can tie ropes around things using only its balls. If that's the case, can we interest you in a weasel with a bar code on its swoozle?

Share this with all your friends who are tired of reality.

It's that time of year, when the moon gets a volume discount, we all marzipan our underpants and burst through them, and Mama sneaks onto car lots and does weird things to the cars. Yes, it's SUPER CREE-PEE TIME!

This year, Mama and Beatrice's car breaks down on a dark and stormy night. They go looking for a phone, but instead find a creepy castle, a vampire, and a silverware set that looks like Michael Bolton. And the dark prince of the night falls in love with Mama! The count, who used to sneak up on Dalmatians with John Coltrane, falls in love with our girl.

Can Mama make the transition from...you know...whatever she currently is to a vampire? Will Mama and Beatrice be eaten by munchie hounds? Will Cade's dog freak the hell out? (hint: yes.) And most importantly, do you like wafers?

All of these questions and more will be ignored! Enjoy!

And if you dug this, stop by twitter and say hi! Tell a friend! Tell a bowling hat! Straddle a gallon of howitzer paste! And HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

It's that time of year again, folks. The time of year when you're looking for a "skanky obese weatherman" costume, or some jellybeans that a baboon has interrupted. HALLOWEEN!

The Halloween Superstore is open for business for all your cereal-resistant costume needs.

And it's all in support of THE GALLEY CROWN, a horse race that we SWEAR we were going to get to. We came so close, though.

So rub yourself down with porch oil, and enjoy!

Tell your friends! Tell a moat! Or a tick that has exploded its dormitory! Tell anyone! Leave us a lovely review on iTunes! Subscribe! Submit!

Or just enjoy! And stop by on twitter and say hi!

Back when dinosaurs walked the earth and dagwood sandwiches ruled the skies, we were classically trained as actors. Doing Shakespeare is almost literally the only thing we are qualified to do in life. And we're finally doing it, here, now. Just without the actual, you know, Shakespeare.

King Madregon has killed his rival (he mentions it several times) and taken his rival's queen. But the queen isn't into it. So the king goes to some weird imps to hear about a prophecy (eventually.) And then the queen wishes her dead true love king back to life. There's a big pile of bodies at the end.

Typical Shakespeare, except for the mention of dagwood sandwiches, fair-faced beavers, crisped oat-inflamers, and a baked hamlet for all your groovy parties.

If thou hast dug this, stop by twitter and say hi! And share it with all your odd friends!

EPISODE 65: Sixty-five. If our show were a person and episodes were years, it would have to start taking money out of its 401K. Then again, if our show were a person, it wouldn't have contributed to its 401K. It would have squandered all the money on bottled hats and Pez dispensers that it barely even needed.

This episode has a little news in it to start and end, and in the middle is a FASHION SHOW, hosted by a woman whose name was unintelligible with her old friend, back from beyond the grave, Jorak Mult from Supergalactic!

Some of the pieces you'll be hearing about as they walk the catwalk include a whale that is teaching a goat to breathe through its blowhole, linen pants that are perfect for wandering off, and an Oatmobile. Or Oat-mo-meal. It's hard to say.

If you enjoy this thingie, tell your friends. Tell weird strangers. Tell normal strangers and worry them. Worry your family. More than you do already, we're saying. And as always, stop by and see us on twitter!

Will you still need us, will you still feed us, when we've posted Episode 64? You don't do those things already, so I guess it's not fair to hold you to them now.

GERALDBURGER SPOT FEATURING TARLETON & WILTER: Our intrepid adventurers are here to promote their favorite restaurant, the GeraldBurger. Hear all about the semantics of whether an eagle can be overhead and licked at the same time, the magic of the go away meal, and there's a jar of bleach for the 1st hundred customers to share.

PILOTS, A UFO, AND A CATALOG: You know, we were going to do a scene about a UFO encounter involving a couple of airline pilots. But we kind of got side tracked by a skymall-esque catalog that features such fabulous products as a toilet seat that pokes your butt with braille, a year's supply of one giant steak, a fruit implosion rifle, and many more. Really, a lot more.

September has been by far our biggest month yet. So spread this madness around! Share it with your friends. Share it with the pope. Share it with any pope at all. We don't care. We're not that into popes, but we're willing to learn.

This...is not how this scene was supposed to go. It should have been 3 minutes long. Maybe 5 or 6, tops. But Cade just wouldn't stop until Mac slowly lost his will to live. And here we are.

A HERO IS BORN, PART 2: In EPISODE 61, we were introduced to these characters. This time, Mr. Johannsen and Tassie survey the damage after Lowie has surely been killed by the chemical spill. Or has he...?

Johannsen has many ideas of how to cover up the accident (smoking barrel boy's octopus seems to be one.) He also has plans to deal with the grieving family. Many of them involve Qbert. Like, a drawing of Qbert seducing a bottle of varnish. But then, a mystical crystal begins to have strange effects on the two of them. Most of the effects involve horrible things that Mr. Johannsen seems to want to try with Tassie.

Cade mentions Velamints and blames Mac for it somehow. Mac mispronounces the word "hour", Cade mocks him, and then immediately mispronounces the word "celebration."

If you like this sort of thing, well, you must know some other weirdos who would also like it. Tell them about it. And then YOU'LL be the weirdo who knows stuff before all the other weirdos, and you'll become a weird messiah, probably.