We tried to think of a clever thing to say about the fact that it's our 62nd episode, but nothing notable happens on the 62nd time of anything. There might be something about taking money from your IRA without a penalty, but do we seem like the type of people who have IRAs? No. No, we don't.

VLADIMIR AND VALERY'S NEW RADIO SHOW: When a radio producer stumbles across two Russian men "pillowing" themselves at the grocery store, that's when the magic happens. These two will answer any questions about your frog, maybe your frog's job, or just if your betrothed will turn into a frog.

GERALDBURGER SPOT #92: REVEREND BEN & DONALD: Our two favorite men of the cloth are now official endorsers of the GeraldBurger. Hear about all the new menu items like a sweaty jackhammer, Chicken Knuckles in sleeve sauce, and a coupon for going home.

If you enjoyed this, please-oh-please give us a nice review on iTunes (it really helps get our show out in front of new weirdos like you who don't know about us yet.) And stop by twitter and say hi!

Superheroes are born in the most unlikely of places. Or they will be at some point, presumably. We didn't really get around to much of the superhero elements of the superhero origins story. Kind of got bogged down in... that special way that we do.

A HERO IS BORN: We meet Mr. Johannsen, evil corporate overlord and his faithful assistant, Tassie. They discuss ways of getting around government safety regulations, and also ways for Mr. Johannsen to "kelp himself." Also, Tassie is demoted for improperly tilting cranberries.

Then we meet our hero. I mean, again, we guess we do that. Lowie, our fair-haired boy, is on the factory floor, a victim of a horrible accident, plus a really serious bout of what can only be called sensual harassment.

GERALDBURGER ENDORSEMENT: STARMEK & ZEMILION-B -- You might remember these two from SuperGalactic, where they are the onboard computers on Strider Zorn's ship. But they have to eat too, and when they do, they go to GeraldBurger. Hear about all their favorite dishes, like Chambermaid Squirts Diet Dressing, the "Lettuce Is Not Your Friend" Salad, and Frito Pie/Abraham Lincoln swirl.

And if you enjoyed this, consider giving us an embarrassingly great review at iTunes. It really helps get it out in front of new people! And stop by and see us on twitter @SuperPeePeeTime.

This episode is full of things that it is full of. That's how you know it exists. Oh, we're sorry -- did we blow your mind? No? Hello? Wait, come back...

THE NIGHTLY NEWS: A sports player feeling himself in American waters? A jury deciding what milk should be excited about? A concert with Dan Dimwit and his Horny Mule? Turn your backgammon sets on low and listen to the news.

INVENTORS SYMPOSIUM: And then, it's the world of science, invention, and bologna-ists. Remote controls for your lunch, a dirty pouch of liniment, and underwater zebras. These are just some of the things...invented? And by whom? Well, Jeannie and Charlotte -- the craft ladies! And the Toy Inventors from episode 1! And Stephen & Mr. Welk! Get ready for that thing to happen where your eyes get really wet, I forget what it's called.

And if you liked that, you'll love coming onto twitter and telling us how much you liked that. And/or going to iTunes and giving us a review, which REALLY helps us, and which also really makes us want to barf when we ask you to do that. Enjoy the barf!

It's a Ted the Lifecoach sandwich! Which is like a Christmas miracle, but it happens in August, and it refers to the nads of a milkmonster. So...those are just some of the differences between this episode and a Christmas miracle.

We've got a whole boatload of intense movie trailer voiceovers. The hero, Mike Watkins, his intrepid friend, Harch, and Orky the evil robot will do battle. Mike's superpower is to smash a barstool down really hard. It takes some effort to picture exactly how that's going to help anything.

And then, Ted the Lifecoach will make sure you have happles and not sad-pples. Ted will also get one of the worst and most hilarious charley horses of his career. So listen up, open your heat, and ride the monsignor because everything's going your way!

And then, it's back to the movie trailer, in which one baby with his stupid little farty eyes will rise up and destroy the evil machines. Or something.

And if you enjoyed this, well, tell that one weirdo friend you have. The one who worries you a little bit. Tell him. Or her. And both of you or all three of you come see us on twitter!

It's Episode 58, people. And that means one thing: It's time for coverage of the Olympic closing ceremonies. Also, the gold medalist in tipping over. And a lot of other really weird stuff.

FREDDIE AND OPALBEAR: These two ask the eternal question: did you ever smear your tall trees with astronaut juice? This was a warmup. It goes to a very strange place and it just doesn't come back. EVERYBODY EXERCISE!!!

ASK YOUR DOCTOR...: Is Pelloweeno (or Salloweedo maybe?) right for you? Are you still getting chronic felt in your shame compartments? Well, tell your doctor if you experience over 11 hours of cobra puberty.

OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES: A squirting sun, the smallest olympian (a tiny housebelt) and a nation whose flag has a drawing on it of a weasel dressed as a nazi. What does Barry the Olympic alcoholic elk have to offer addicted olympians? You'll just have to listen and find out.

This month, more of you than ever have been listening. We love those listens like we love having a cake baked around us and being force to eat our way to freedom. If you're enjoying the show, stop by twitter and say hi. Or better yet, give us a glowing review on iTunes -- it really helps move us up in the rankings and get our stuff heard by more weirdos like you!

It's time for a good old-fashioned detective story. It's film noir, and that means one thing. That means...we have not watched a lot of film noir. But we will pretend to have done so. You'll love it.

It's got everything: a detective with a comma, a tilde and an oregano in his name. A beautiful dame, former runner up in the Junior Miss What Is Your Face competition. A murdered husband, rich enough to have commissioned a statue of a golden ice cube. It also features a death scene so long, you just can't believe it.

And it's all brought to you by...products. We honestly can't remember even one of them. Except for living overalls that talk. Horrible. Horrible.

If you enjoyed it, hey, come find us on twitter. And please, please if you can take a moment and leave us a good review on iTunes, it really helps move us up the rankings.

ThankYouThankYouThankYouGoodNight!

That's right, fools. The sci-fi adventure continues. It's another installment of SUPERGALACTIC!

Strider Zorn and Grunk are trying to take down the Evil Regent Kroesch, but to do it, they'll need to find a mystical artifact. They'll be guided by Jorak Mult, their dead friend, who is now the grumpy mayor of the afterlife. STARMEK, the ships computer, has a subroutine with whom he shares horrible street jokes. And Zorn will be reunited with the woman he left behind, and the thing she still hasn't wiped off of her face.

Feel the thrills, the danger, as they face the horrors of Doobie Brothers brand apples, a Boo Radley indication kit, and a venomous crab that goes to the bathroom on itself.

And if you've read this far and haven't already taken a moment to leave us a humiliatingly great review on iTunes, well, we sure would appreciate it. You have no idea how much it helps other people find this weird thing we do. Or at least come by and see us on twitter and say hello. Or say other things. Like "hi" or "hey" or "sup."

Our first episode after our anniversary, and it's just full of...you know...the things our episodes are full of. We've got two elopements, two murders, a doberman slipping on a food particle, a liniment festival, a concert by the Little Doowop Suckers, a monster offering a loan, and cows whispering in the woods. You know, the usual.

LOOK AT THIS: A show about unsolved crimes, featuring a murderer in a town where the clock in the woods strikes midnight several times a day.

WORDY PHILIP LOSES HIS HAT: A show for children that tells us, among other things, what happens at the "love post" in town, and how faeries get extra nipples. Classic children's tale stuff.

Enjoy, everybody! And if you do enjoy it, please stop by iTunes and give us the kind of rating that is so nice, we have to repress the memory of it because we feel we don't deserve it.

This is it. It's come to this. This is what it's come to. To this, come to, it has. It. Come. This. You get it. You all get it. Real good.

Yes, this week is the exciting conclusion of the Trial of the Century, the People vs. Carol. This time around, Tarleton & Wilter will attempt unsuccessfully to interview Punky Pants, the Gianetti Brothers will take the stand to describe some of the fancy dishes that may have poisoned the Spanish royal family (is there a Spanish royal family? We don't know.) And Ted the Lifecoach will call Ted the Lobster to the stand.

It's all come to this, a culmination of our first year making stupids at you through your ears. We love you weirdos. And if you love us back, take a second and write a nice review on iTunes -- it really, really helps if you do that. And tell a friend. And stop by twitter and say hi!

ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!

One year ago today, we launched this abomination, and now...well, now we're going to do more of it. More and more and more. Clearly, we can't stop doing this. And we are so happy you guys are with us on this weird, weird journey.

And for today's episode, it's part one of a two-parter. It's:

"The People vs. Carol."

In part one, you'll hear Tarleton & Wilter, Reverend Ben & Donald, Carol, Ted the Lifecoach, Mama & Beatrice, Jack & Shovel and more. And next week, there's even more of our faves, including the Gianetti brothers, Ted the Lobster, and Punky Pants. It's damn near everybody!

So beware of the goose laying the mental egg of injustice and listen. And if you can take a moment and give us a review on iTunes, or subscribe, or tell a friend, or just come see us on twitter and say hi, we'd love to hear from you!