Well, well, well. If it isn't episode 52. That means that our first year is coming to a close, and what better way to celebrate than to pour a whole bucket of really weird stuff on you. Enjoy!

WELCOME TO GERALDBURGER: We have a few more customers at the GeraldBurger drive-thu window, and they are hoping to dine on off-brand cola made of chairs, a chortling bear, and maybe they'll get to milk a human.

SOUNDS OF THE 70's: It's that record collection you never knew you didn't need. It features smash hits by Baseball Phones, Jupiter Spits on You, and the Praline Smells. Don't not miss it!

IN AN INUIT WORLD: This one...we just don't know. It's sort of a movie trailer, but it involves a lot of stories about the ancient Inuits, a "peliscope" and a village in crisis and/or jeopardy. So everybody join hands and blow all your zoopers out.

And as always, come see us on twitter! And if you can spare a couple of seconds, give us a killer review on iTunes so more weirdos like you can find us!

It's the big one! Double-u double-u two! This week, we head back to the war to end all wars. Wait...that might have been the other one. Or maybe it was an explosion convention where they demonstrate explosions to see if you want to buy one.

There's battle, romance, fiendish plots and heroic escapes. And a greasy little puppet in your donkey place. We think you'll find it as beautiful as a whole bag full of wet bees. You'll hear forgotten accents and one curiously subdued charley horse. And if that wasn't enough, there's a creamy sasquatch monitor right in the middle.

If you like it, tell a friend. Or some a-hole you barely know.

That's right, people. It's episode FIFTY! The big 50! If episodes were years and our show worked in a lame office, it's coworkers would have decorated it's cubicle with black balloons because they are a hoot.

This episode bounces back and forth between two insane places:

THE BIG 4TH OF JULY SALES EVENT: We're back at the car dealership, looking to make you a great deal on a happy sandwich that has been made president, or a tea set that REALLY wants to go home with you. Don't miss out on these deals!

THE FARM: We just started talking. And sometimes when you start talking, a farm comes out. There are some seriously terrible things that happen on this farm, and we just can't help ourselves but tell you about every one of them. And you'll learn what the Bible says to do if a little monkey that feels like a mongoose comes to your door. So that's nice.

So many of you have been giving us lovely iTunes reviews and stopping by and seeing us on Twitter. Keep doing that. We love finding you god damn weirdos.

You know what happens when you mix a presidential debate with a two-headed Barry White monster that needs to say goodbye to its lady, right? No? Well, you will.

You'll know all about how the latest crows have snaps on their feet to help attach themselves to your sun visor. You'll know what it means to grow up just like everyone else, one leg at a time. You're going to know about hanging out at the boxing range.

And when you're done, why not come see us on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime)? Or how's about subscribing on iTunes? And leaving us a big, fat review there that will make our eyes glisten with tears, and our necks glisten with gravy? Do these things.

It's almost time for the Olympics, and you know what that means? Us neither!

Yes, it's time for the Olympic trials in gymnastics! With one athlete who can smile from the inside of the back of her head, and another with two beards -- one on top of his head, the other on his camaro. Fun for the whole family, especially the ones made into gravy.

All brought to you by GeraldBurger, home of the secret cone dog, and a bunch of other businesses that seem to sell insurance, food, and other things.

So pour a nice big, brimming bowl of buttered onion sandwich cereal, and get ready for victory! USA! USA! USA!

And if you liked this like you like having chocolate smeared on your face by a friendly giraffe, come see us on Twitter, or subscribe on iTunes, or write us a glowing review that makes up for our childhoods. Whatever, no pressure.

Well, we did it, you guys. We made episode 47. Right after episode 46. We knew we could do it, you knew we could do it, no one knows WHY we would do it, but by Mephistopheles, we did it. And it's completely filled to the eyeballs with nonsense.

TARLETON and WILTER: THE AMAZON RAINFOREST -- Let our returning champions, Tarleton and Wilter, show you the wonders of the South American fauna and flora. The Jaguar (nature's coconut), a poison tree frog with a file coming out of his butt, and much, much more!

THE SUPER PEE PEE TIME COAT OF ARMS: Mac and Cade attempt to decide what the Pee Pee Time coat of arms would have been. If we were a family in medieval times going into battle, I guess.

We hope you enjoy listening to this ridiculous episode half as much as we enjoyed saying it. And when you hear it, you'll ask yourself, "How could they possibly think we could enjoy it as much as they did?" And you're right, we know you're right.

WELCOME TO GERALD BURGER: A man visits a drive thru fast food restaurant, and requests many, many items, none of which are available unless you look at the menu from the side.

THE MAN IN THE MOON: Lacey and her stuffed zebra, Mr. Krackles, take a magical, horrifying trip to the moon. It's a children's story. No, it IS. Cade even wanted to do it in such a way that he could allow his children to listen to it. And as soon as he announced that fact, it got ten times more foul-mouthed than we ever are. Wonderful.

Come find us on iTunes, subscribe, review, see us on Twitter, do all kinds of things to our social media platforms, bodies and minds that make us finally feel alive.

You know those home makeover shows, where a lovely couple invites a couple of famous home...fixers...into their lives, and soon enough, we're learning all about grass-fed poltergeists, steak wading pools, porpoise lighting, and whether or not a donkey can make a fist if he's angry enough? Well, you do now.

Brought to you by what we think are products. We guess...

Don't forget to enjoy the part in the middle when Cade loses control of his voice transformer machine completely.

And if you like this? What do you do then? Come find us on twitter (www.twitter.com/superpeepeetime)! Subscribe on iTunes! Write us the kind of glowing review on there that makes us so happy we just wish we were dead!

OK. So. This episode is all over the place. There are:

-News headlines about, among other thigns, an elk that people like,

-Commercials about god only knows what,

-A nature show involving many rare animals and plants including one called a "jello oreo",

-A pet shop where there are no pets but you can buy a finger,

-And a classroom show and tell that gets so dumb, we bail on it completely in a storm of very colorful profanity. Lots of fun.

And besides, we made it for you, and you'll eat every last bit of it or no TV tonight, do you understand us, young lady?

And if you love it like you love pizza and sleeping, why not come by twitter and say hi to us at @SuperPeePeeTime? And subscribe on iTunes. And then write us the kind of review that is so glowing, it kind of makes us think you're trying to steal our family fortune? Do all of these things.

From some poor guy's home office all the way to the briefing room at the White House, Episode 43 is possibly the most juvenile episode we've ever done. And if you're a subscriber (how could you not be a subscriber?) you know what that means:

a.) Don't play it out loud at work,

b.) don't blast it at a funeral, and

c.) don't broadcast it into space or we'll only get the really weird, immature aliens interested in visiting us.

Enjoy irresponsibly.

0:00 TED THE LIFECOACH -- You may remember Ted from Episode 23 ("Ted and Beelo Save Christmas! MAYBE!") but you've never heard him like this. He's in his natural element, helping people to help themselves in smearing camel on their doughnuts and pretending to wear the camel doughnuts as glasses. Just like Winston Churchill said.

12:45 WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE -- It only occurs to us now that it isn't at all clear what the national disaster was that prompted this emergency press conference. But it involves arresting a tree, fitting pigs into envelopes, and hard hitting questions about where to put one's dingdong if one were given the chance to make out with a rainbow. Also, look out for a truly spectacular charley horse, bravely endured by Cade.

And hey. Hey you. Did you enjoy this, you know, thing? Come say hi on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime.) And subscribe on iTunes, or something. Tell a weird friend. You have a weird friend, don't you? Well, help spread the weird word, yes? Yes.

Thank you so much for listening. We love you and your weird face.