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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

Hello Honkey Persons!

In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie! Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that's sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan.

But it's not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not Prince William has ever eaten a hotdog. Booze comes to realize why Britain is suffering from cultural decline. We dig up further examples of film actors who should have taken the "Accent Master Class". You'll hear about an amateur entertainer who gets in trouble for being a poor role-model for the kids. And, Turtleman tells us about a would-be thrift store shopper's dream find.

All this, and a brand new original song from Booze dedicated to a true humanitarian.

So stick it in your ears because this one's going into the Podcast Hall of Fame, Honkeys!

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

(It's Belasco. Belasco's Back!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's up, my honkies?

In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That's right… we got the band back together!

As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it's longevity by Belasco's explanation of where the hell he's been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit.

We find out what Belasco thought of Star The Last Jedi Wars, who would win a fight out of a massive crocodile and a tiny Yorkshire terrier, and just which SFJ cast member is the freakiest in the sheets. I wonder if you can guess.

We also pay tribute to a sweet, sweet handsome lady who featured in a News Round a while back, who sadly passed away recently. Well, about a year ago, but we didn't notice. Rest in peace.

All this, plus Burt Reynolds, some very impressive dog whispering, and a mysterious incident involving a young Chuck Turtleman, a bath, and Cornelius out of Planet of the Apes's trousers.

So stick it in your ear, dummy!

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman

On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck has experienced loss, and Dickie has taken up swimming with the elderly. We stick with our theme of change as we take the News Copter up to have a look at what the guy who used to play Barney the dinosaur is up to now, and find out whatever became of a fellow who sold bouncy castles in England. All this, a true crime Pants News segment, 6 months worth of Take a Break magazines and more, so stick us in your earholes!

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's up, my honkies?

In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets.

Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you're an adult, you won't know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter or if Booze made them up. Because Harry Potter is for children. Even if they tried putting a photo of a steam train on the cover instead of a cartoon wizard to make it seem less embarrassing for anyone over the age of 9 to be caught reading. But it's fun to guess!

All this, plus trouser action as a pair catches fire in a court of law, the worlds of Hip-Hop and old Korean Chinaladies colliding, and the usual, in your face, unapologetic #feminism. And if you can't handle it, well, that's your problem, buster!

So retreat to your safe space and stick us in your ear. But please make sure you keep us at a sensible volume.

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's up, my honkies? SFJ is back!

On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses!

It might be the most confusing quiz ever created & certainly isn't helped by the constant undermining of the umpire. But you can be the judge. Because we could definitely do with one to keep track of what the hell is going on.

Not to be outdone, Professor Chuck Turtleman has a new quiz of his own. Which may or may not be about guns and animals again. (It is).

Also, we have a new guest this week -Dickie Southdown! He teaches us how to do an incredibly accurate Michael Caine (or Gene Wilder) impression. Try it at home. It's fun!

All this, plus Take a Break, an action packed, goose-filled News Round and we watch all four Jaws movies!

Just when you thought it was safe to stick us back in your ear holes.

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's up, my honkies?

In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times.

Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and extremely old cooking lady Mary Berry from the Great British Cake Bake programme? (What's up, Mary?)

Is leaving half an onion by the side of your bed a more effective cure for a gallbladder infection than writing to a doctor lady in a monthly magazine?

What were the names of Chuck's Grandad's two monkeys again?

Who the hell is Dudie Spangler?

Also, our old friend Dickie joins us LIVE on the podcast! He's watched the Taken TV show, and tells us all about it, at great great length, so you don't have to bother.

Plus… Beardo soils himself, we objectify the heck out of some sexy firemen & then we somehow manage to link Brexit to monkeys & do a song about it.

So hang your hat on an expensive bent stick, pour yourself a delicious cup of bone juice & stick us in your ear. No, not that one. The other one.

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

… But was he the best monkey ever?

Whaaaaaaat's Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions!

John Daniel was a gorilla from Gabon who left his African troubles behind and came to live in England during the glorious reign of Queen Victoria. What a lucky monkey! He drank hard cider, went to posh dinner parties and really really liked watching those guys that fix shoes. Cobblers? No… it's all true, I tell ya!

We also examine the media's obsession with attractive young lady teachers who seduce their pupils (that's right… the MEDIA'S obsession with that. Not ours), and Chuck Turtleman takes to the virtual skies to report on two very different sets of fathers and sons. One family share their collection of China China sex dolls. The other manages to have a violent fight over an onion (some say layer fruit).

Oh, and this podcast also features REAL MERMAIDS!

So lube up your legs, pull on your $3,500 fish tail and stick us in your Victorian ear trumpet!

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaat's Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories about dogs! Well, one dog, and a lady who pretends to be one for the purposes of her public loveplay. As feminists, we support her right to do whatever she wants, the silly cow.

Also, we ask all the big questions. What ladies magazine features killer moths this month? What household appliance should you never hide your next door neighbo(u)r's hair manipulation device in? And is Ali Bongo the only African leader named after a British magician popular in the last century, or is Paul Daniels now the president of Equatorial Guinea?

All this, a top of the range 8GB Chinese China Translation Machine, Rita Ora, and the most romantic board game related marriage proposal you'll have heard so far this year.

So, woof woof, woof woof, woof!*

*(stick us in your ears!)

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaat's Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let's just say that sleigh bells aren't the only bells that feature on this podcast!

We put our feminist (Christmas) hats on to review the Bumper festive issues of some ladies periodicals and look at the yuletide video from R&B songstress Rita Ora, who is even more scantily clad than usual. And so empowered her top has fallen off.

Chuck takes up his reindeer-powered, holly-bedecked news copter, the boys pay their traditional musical tribute to Friendzone Frank with an old fashioned singalong to a Christmas classic (in which Turtleman inexplicably turns into a pirate), and we ask the big Xmas question… Is it ever okay to glue bees to the Baby Jesus?

All that, Dickie's Christmas poem, Xmas Pants News, a Sprout Update, and a couple of numbers from YouTube sensation and Malcolm Gladwell disprover Stefano ("Stefano!") in this all singing, all dancing, all hissing Christmas special!

It's the most wonderful time of the ear. So stick us in yours!

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaat's up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray.

In this auditory extravaganza, you'll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, by drowning it out with an even louder annoying buzz. As well as a great deal of background canine cacophony, and North Carolina's loudest fish tank.

The gentlemen get discursive about tiresome podcast sound effects, the inflatable multi-octave R&B songstress, Mariah Carey (who almost married the owner of the tiny island of Australia), and Booze insults our brave Paralympians by confusing them with our brave Specialympians. Or Exceptiolympians, or whatever we're supposed to call them now.

All that, Pants News, Idiots of Twitter, and lots of amazing alliteration (and awesome assonance), in this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast. So stick it in your ear-holes, you lazy asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk,* and leave us a rating and review on iTunes.

P.s., Beardo may have had a few daytime beverages throughout the course of this recording, and, as a result, he's even more passionate than ever (particularly towards the end of this episode).

*Beardo wrote something very rude here, but Booze edited it out. He's a professional.

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