Before you call 911, and before you call your lawyer, call Ian and Matt... or just listen to this week's podcast about one seriously terrible organic farmer.

Should you adopt? This episode will help you make that important decision.

Didn't get a chance to listen to this week's Sword and Scale? Don't worry, neither did Ian! In one of the first episodes we ever taped, Matt attempts to catch Ian up on the tragic story of Baby Maddox, and the McLovin look-alike who murdered her.

The multiple murders of rich kid Dellen 'the Felon' Millard and his rapping cohort Mark 'Say 10' Smich are the center of this week's pod. So park the truck and flip on the animal incinerator... this one's gonna get messy.

Aaron Wulf, a former child actor grappling with the death of his fiance, writes a 600 page manifesto to explain his impending plans of murder and suicide. Stefanie and Matt also discuss other child actors who committed violent crimes.

Abusive parents, crappy cops, and a murdered child are the focus of this week's blood-boiling case. Matt and Stefanie question everything about Child Protective Services, and Matt pitches a new Parental License Test.

Baby Zahra had a tough enough life fighting bone and lung cancer, but two absolutely despicable adults turned an awful situation into an even more horrific tragedy. Stefanie and Matt discuss this terrible murder, narcissistic goths, and weirdos who live life inside a video game.

Mike Boudet returns once again to chat with Matt and Stefanie about this week's horrific case: Serial Killer Shawn Grate. PLUS- tons of new case updates, with a little help from Sword and Scale's own "Agent E".

Christopher and Cameron Ervin, two spoiled little brothers, decided to drug and kill their parents. Nothing goes according to plan, but most shocking of all are the reactions from Mom and Dad.

18 years after a little girl goes missing, new DNA evidence links the crime to a next door neighbor. Stefanie and Matt discuss the narcissistic murderer who never left the neighborhood-- PLUS, Sword and Scale producer Ryan Williams joins the show to reveal an exclusive, unedited 911 call.