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This week we reflect on Donald Trump's victory in the War on Christmas--even muslims and jews like christmas now!

Also, we celebrate the first ever Starbucks union, but not everyone is happy, such as people who fantasize about owning a coffee shop.

Finally, an instacart delivery driver runs over an elderly couple's precious groceries for having a blue lives matter sign in their yard, police say. What do the people say? Off with her head!