This week Mark takes ten to absorb the highest concentration of testosterone possible in one sitting, as he watches a load of washed-up action heroes come together (not like that) in The Expendables.

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This week Martyn takes ten to go on a sword and sorcery quest devised by a horny teenage boy, as he watches the bored one-dimensional adventurer, Deathstalker.

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This week Mark takes ten to ring in a New Year and a New Millennium, with Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to stop the Devil finding a wife in End of Days.

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This week Martyn takes ten to carefully check the chimney for wrestlers dressed as Father Christmas, before sitting down to enjoy the demonic killing spree in Santa's Slay.

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This week Mark takes ten to revisit Jack Frost (not to be confused with Jack Frost, or Jack Frost), and discover what happens when a mutant killer snowman takes revenge, in Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman.

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This week Martyn takes ten to find out Santa Claus actually is real and subject to a magical contract system based on trickery which would definitely not hold up in court, as he watches The Santa Clause. With an "E."

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This week Mark takes ten to take a “comic” look at Christmas and address his “issues” with the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to travel to a future world where Sylvester Stallone isn't allowed to swear or wipe his bum, in Demolition Man.

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This week, Mark takes ten to BAT-tle through the BAT (bad) reviews and see if Morbius is as BAT (bad) as both cinema releases would indicate.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to jump down a pipe and look for a plumber to clear the rotting sewage of the original Super Mario Bros. movie out of his mind.

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