Take Ten

This week, Mark takes ten to get "wrapped up" in the world of Hallmark Christmas movies, with the bland copy/paste story of A Snowy Christmas (or "One Snowy Christmas" on IMDB).

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This week, Martyn takes ten to start the festive season by watching Santa get kidnapped by extraterrestrials, in Santa Claus Conquers the Martian, which contains no conquering whatsoever.

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This week, Mark takes ten to look for retribution for watching Retribution, a film with surprisingly little retribution in it.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to watch stupid nonsense sci-fi movie Xtro, where nothing makes sense and everything is horrible.

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This week, Mark takes ten for a short stay at an airbnb with a horrible secret buried underneath it, in mental nonsense horror movie Barbarian.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to watch Jesse Ventura run around in a forest, somehow being more wooden than the trees around him, in Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe.

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This week, Mark takes ten to grin and bear the scariest facial expression ever committed to film, in Smile.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to see what happens when a wild animal consumes a massive amount of narcotics, which is apparently less tragic and far more whimsical than you'd imagine, according to Cocaine Bear.

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This week, Mark takes ten to go on the run with Lena Heady, as she tries to avoid 9 Bullets. Or as many as possible anyway.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to witness the world's worst safari, as Idris Elba fights a lion in bad-decision-simulator, Beast.

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