This week, Mark takes ten to wade through Adrien Brody's rubbish and pick up the recycled remnants of copied character ideas, in the mess that is Clean.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to have a sense of humour failure after trying to watch Kenny Everett's "cult classic" Bloodbath At The House Of Death.

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This week, Mark takes ten to take on the fang-less ("thankless") task of watching Dracula 2000, which both sucks and bites in equal measure.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to summon an interesting idea and watch it become a generic formulaic movie monster in less than a decade of existence, in Slender Man.

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This week, Mark takes ten to DISSECT Halloween H20, CARVE out an opinion and confirm why it's the work of a HACK.

STAB!

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This week, Martyn takes ten to address the Thor-ny issue of why Thor: Love and Thunder was a bit rubbish.

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This week, Mark takes ten to re-enter the Matrix (again) and discover (again) that too many ideas can be a bad thing vis-a-vis clever action movie franchises, ergo, the Matrix sequels are not very good.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to find out what would happen if the Moon fell into the Earth. Except not that.

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This week, Mark takes ten to re-enter the Matrix and discover that too many ideas can be a bad thing vis-a-vis clever action movie franchises, ergo, the Matrix sequels are not very good.

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This week, Martyn takes ten to BEHAVE and ponder why anyone thought Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was ever any good.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer