Everyone is back and it feels too good. We ask everyone ‘Would you rather…?’ Witches encourage everyone to rise up and curse DJT. Brett has tales of pushing the boundaries of what it means to be a good neighbor. Steve brings a game for all of us to play.

Brett and Jeff return to discuss kid’s movies, big bowls and stupid dads. Is technology responsible for your stupidity? Can American women handle the pounding of the Mexican hammer, Roberto? If you died, would your family hate you? We explore this and more on this week’s Take This Lightly.

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Brett, Jeff and Phil return with more stories of Christmas, dismemberment, Juggalo Nation and killer salad dressing.

Music // BadBadNotGood, III / Intro: Can’t Leave The Night / Outro: Kaleidoscope

It’s Barebone City in the new year here at Take This Lightly. Brett and Jeff return to have a few drinks and tell tales of wedding disasters, stories from our youth and sweet rock climbing Jeeps.

Phil summons his master debater skills to moderate a showdown between Louis Constant, Reginald Friendly and Wilbur D. The stakes are high. The air is thick with rage and sexual tension.

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We return this week to discuss interplanetary domestic problems. Wilbur stops by for another Senior Tech Corner. Brett discusses the dark hole that is Dental YouTube. Penelope is back with a new business that has everyone talking. Beavers get real mad when they don’t get genuine wood. All this and more on Take This Lightly.

Music // The Beatles / Intro: I’m Only Sleeping / Outro: Tomorrow Never Knows /

The election is over. We discuss. Wilbur offers advice for elderly people in a digital age. Steve has a game for us to play.

//Music, Roy Orbison / Intro: / Outro:

We discuss our Halloween experiences. We hear tales of men driving naked on Halloween, a gathering of a bear family, a surgical laser that went awry and professional athletes that get naughty with ghosts. Disc Golf’s own Ben Wiggins stops by to share the fun. Brett updates us on his recent travels.

Music // Can, Future Days / Intro: Moonshake / Outro: Bel Aire

Jeff is celebrating. Brett is embarking on a deadly trip to the Arkansas wilderness. A very special guest stops by for a commercial. We have stories of dead penises, asshole Trump supporters and asshole clowns.

We start the show discussing our small involvement in a long quarrel between a witch and a bingo entrepreneur. We shut the door on one of Jeff’s stories from a few weeks ago. We make a call to the other side of the world to discuss a man and his dick. Leonard stops by to discuss today’s political landscape and who he is endorsing for President. A new sponsor is here. Restaurants are full of that JUICY drama.

Music // Talking Heads, More Songs About Buildings and Food / Intro: Artists Only / Outro: The Good Thing