Take This Lightly

We’re not done yet! Brett and Jeff return to discuss where the hell they’ve been. Other topics include horror movies, video games, basketball, and go-to porn searches. Oh, what a glorious feeling. TTL LIVES!

Music: // Anderson .Paak / Intro: Bubblin’ (single) / Outro: ‘Til It’s Over (single)

Between recording and posting of the show, a rapture was supposed to happen. News flash: it didn’t. Jeff curses at the dinner table and rants about make-up. Brett wants to scare the crap out of his son as a reward for good behavior. We really thought Brett was going to heaven in a beam of light. Now what?

Artist: TTNG; Album: Disappointment Island; Intro: Sponkulus Nodge; Outro: Coconut Crab

Another fortnight, another show. Brett and Jeff talk about Irma. Should you shoot at a hurricane? A Tinder date has one woman stuck in a window chasing after her own turds. And it’s a dog-eat-dog pool party in Brett’s neighborhood. Plus, Martin Shkreli is selling his Wu-Tang album on eBay. Don’t miss it!

Artist: The Brian Jonestown Massacre; Album: Mini Album Thingy Wingy; Intro: Pish; Outro: Here comes the waiting for the sun.

It’s Brett and it’s Jeff…and that’s it! We discuss the greatest eclipse a boy might ever know. Jesus photo bombs a fetus. And a sick pervert enjoys himself at The Emoji Movie. Plus, even if you could shag a Marilyn Monroe sex doll, she’s still just a lifeless heap of parts. TOTALITY!

Artist: The Deviants; Album: Ptooff!; Intro: Garbage; Outro: Charlie

Clap, clap! The boys are back! Brett and Jeff lower themselves back into a steaming hour of talk and laughs. We have an update on Brett’s Canadian TV appearance. What if you could turn a concert-goer’s piss into a tasty pilsner? Sometimes it’s not what a burglar steals, but what he leaves behind. This show actually worked!

Artist: Temples; Album: Sun Structures; Intro: Shelter Song; Outro: Move with the Season.

We replace Brett with two fine ladies. Significant others Erika and Janet join Jeffer and Steve in studio this fortnight. We discuss drinking to relieve your pain, a Tinder profile for a big ol’ beast, IUDs, and a worming rodent. Could you–would you–let TTL hold you tight?

Show 34.2 is recorded and posted. In light of last fortnight, that’s a win! We celebrate by talking about growing and legalizing a prized plant…A PLANT THAT GETS YOU HIGH! Speaking of things which should be legal, $100 for a fight on the street might be a crime. Think about the last thing you want to hear before your final movement. We hope it’s this (or any) episode of Take This Lightly.

Brett flies solo in this short show. We discuss monkey poop, bat salad and video games. Apologies for the lost show – we will see you for Episode 34 a week from Monday.

This fortnight, the gang’s all here. Brett talks about solicitation in Sin City. A former guest returns to talk about falling on hard and soft times. We find a link between hostages and hot dogs. Steve wants to change our underwear. A bull has his way with a bullfighter. Spring break might not be fun for animals. AND PISS OFF BABY BOOMERS!

Brett and Jeff get together to discuss big purchases, the future of sex, and love making via telecommuting. What does it take for brotherly love to go too far? We get an update on how Brett continues to be a good neighbor. Jeff loves his daddy’s cakes.

Music // Har Mar Superstar, Bye Bye 17 / Intro: Prisoner / Outro: Everywhere I’m Local /