Take This Lightly

Jeff is back from Texas.  Another man is getting an ArmDick.

What makes a man, a man?  Can you quantify whatever it is that makes him a man?  Can you measure a man’s butthole to see if he is gay?  When is it OK for a 9 year old to do some blow?  Is Steven Segal a hero for breaking a cock ring?  These questions and more on this week’s Take This Lightly.

Please join us for a lovely follow up to Valentine’s Day.  Jeff popped a cherry of his own.  We hope your special day was as exciting as ours.  Brown sugar demands it.

We gather once again to discuss the creatures of Earth.  From animals to man, we love each and every thing… we just wish they would love us back.

Mother Earth offers up a delicious bounty of meat from her bosom and we take a nice big bite.

Welcome to another glorious year of Take This Lightly!  We discuss our holidays, our resolutions, and Brett’s impending health crisis.

We gather around the fire and celebrate Christmas.

We begin the show by celebrating a couple of birthdays.  The Chinese all know Kung-Fu.  The oldest person has died, and in other news, water is wet.  New York Cannibals are real and they look like cops.  Yoko Ono is designing some pretty awesome clothes, which leads to a discussion about the meaning of art.  We will see you in two weeks for our Christmas Special!

We hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.  This week we discuss little celebrity look-alikes, croc riding Aussies, Black Friday and consumer culture and a recent trip to Disney World.

This month we are watching Thankskilling!  Grab some popcorn, sit back and watch this god awful movie with us.

Here’s how it works:  You can find Thankskilling on the Netflix Instant Viewer.  At the beginning of the commentary we will tell you exactly where to pause it and exactly when to start it up so you can sync your viewing experience with ours.  It’s easy, we promise.