Take This Lightly

We discuss the election, weed, equal rights, and everything that makes this country great.  Japan has a great new scent that is going to be all the rage.  We meet a new friend who comes in to discuss the recent ruling in California, sex and ways to spice up your love life.  Ukranian boys like candy.  Elephants are going insane in India.  Meth heads prove that they are meth heads.  50 Cent doesn’t want you touching yourself and he comin’ at you with a list.

We dive into our Halloween Special with scary stories from all corners of the land of fright!  We suspect the world is about to experience the worst cover song of all time.  A woman defends her family across centuries.  Don’t bring your redneck relatives around kids dressed like animals.  We discuss Halloween statistics.  We let your hear the newest way to carve a pumpkin.  What is the scariest situation you can think of?  Jeff thinks we might die when camping.  We hope not.

Welcome to the first of many movie commentaries we will do. We are going to try and bring you one per month. This month, for Halloween, we are watching C.H.U.D.

Here’s how it works: If you have Netflix, you can find C.H.U.D. on the instant viewer. At the beginning of the commentary we will give you a specific scene at the beginning of the film where you can pause the movie, and sync your viewing with us. That’s all there is to it. Sit back and enjoy C.H.U.D. with us.

We start the show with some listener mail. A Japanese main serves up his favorite dish. A Thai man walks the line of necrophilia. Sandusky’s biography has an unfortunate title. Our friends in the North East LOVES their sweatpants. We debate the grossness of a warmed up toilet and wonder if a walrus could provide warming services for us. A study finds we are instinctually generous. Burger King is the peasant of fast food.

Whether you love us or hate us, please give us a review on iTunes. Don’t miss our commentary track for C.H.U.D., which will be posted later this week!

We begin our future by discussing our past.  Fat guys like pickles.  Ke$ha can sing.  Men who kill their wives have a tendency to boil them.  Patriot lung is a real problem. Brian has a low tolerance for two chicks at the same time.  We give a new meaning to red beer.

Thank you for downloading our first show.  We have many exciting things in store for the future. We shall come to you in your sleep, every fortnight, thirsty for blood.