Take This Lightly

Ben Wiggins, pro disc golfer, joins us to discuss his profession. We talk about private parts – pee pees and wee wees. Wilbur drops by to tell us about his new business.

All of us congregate to JeffHQ to celebrate episode 20. A fight has turned into a lover’s quarrel. A friend once lost has returned and is looking to answer your questions. Kids are idiots. Adults are idiots who have sex with sandwiches.

Music // Goat, Commune // Intro: Goatslaves / Outro: Goatchild

We start our show by celebrating our great nation. We do things that white people do. We discuss majestic dog rulers, eat knives and balloon dicks. A guest joins us to defend his good name and ends up dragging another through the dirt. Wilbur ends up calling us back to air his grievances.

Music // David Bowie, Lodger / Intro: Fantastic Voyage / Outro: African Night Flight

We begin our journey with a story of peril and danger. One of sponsors is not happy and enlists her own help with the commercial. Big Greg has a rager for you to enjoy. We discuss love, lust, turtles, and headbutting your mom.

Music // Pet Genius, Self-Titled EP / Intro: Baby Pink Lemonade / Outro: Video Stills

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This week we discuss Brett’s case of RDN, a man’s plan to make money through surprisingly illegal means, a way to make your coffee even hotter and idiots with stupid names. Louis “The Hexen Texan” Constant stops by to share his views with us on Texas, his girl’s snapper pie and witches.

Music: The Sea & Cake – Intro: “Afternoon Speaker” / Outro: “Seemingly”

We begin our digital journey with our first remote show. We introduce the new meat. Brett is shrinking. Fedoras are all class, enough with that swag bullshit. We discuss cool parents, naked twister, weed bricks and teen angst. We almost had to sell all of our equipment but we were saved by our sponsor this week. Be sure to visit Penelope’s Pretties on East 400 just east of Wichita, KS.

Intro: “Melting Chariots” – Omar Rodriguez-Lopez / Outro: “Coma Pony” – Omar Rodriguez-Lopez

Take This Lightly returns.  We discuss getting older, setting squirrels on fire, whale barf, obsessive fans and where we go from here.  We’re really glad to see you again.

Take This Lightly is returning on July 4th.  We encourage you all to share the good news with kith and kin.

Bet you thought this was over, didn’t you?  Well, it’s not – here is the final episode.  Maybe there’s more to come…

Science has solved a modern annoyance.  Bieber is still in danger.  Could bacon be the way of the modern day Condom Version 2?  We ponder.