THIS WEEK'S GUEST IS A VERY WELL KNOWN PERFORMER AND ENTERTAIN…. OH WAIT THAT GUEST CANCELLED. This week's last minute guests are two thirds of The Vegas Dads, one, a carpet king, the other, the prince of rugs. You know them as Dad Glassman and Marc Wien (with feature-- The Uncle Bob of the carpet family, Marc's brother, Chuck)!

This family episode opens up with Dad breaking the audio equipment, so apologies for any further issues or if you’re upset about the lack of headphones. The Marshall Empire roundtable discuss the issue of Rick's guest canceling day-of, and how a simple “sorry” gets you a little slack. 

As we deal with ongoing technical difficulties, Mark thinks up a t-shirt design and tells us about blackjack or poker or something (Betty here, I zoned out with the gambling chat…but I’m sure you’ll all love it).

Rick wants the Dad's to acknowledge that the Marshall rug and carpet store sales have SKYROCKETED since the podcast mentions and discusses the commercial… more specifically SWEATPANT-GATE. 

Rick adds another family business into the mix. Cousin Iris, the 94year young Entrepreneur and manufacturing mogul, sells her wears including the perfect dusting gloves and doorstops… alongside your Marshall's Rug, you’ll be living in a true goblin palace. 

The remainder of the episode features old dads discussing apple watches, the latest trends in robberies, and who has the biggest SHVANTZ ever. Can you believe we nearly had another guest on?!?

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Singer Haley Reinhart makes her debut on TYSO! She’s an American Idol alum, Voiceover artist, actress, and all round superstar performer! 

Haley not only gives an impromptu performance but also shines a light on growing up with musician parents, performing as a toddler, and what her goals and dreams are. 

We all know Rick loves a singer, so he excitedly unpacks performance, being unique, cover songs, and of course sets the stage for a flawless rendition of Elvis’ “Can't Help Falling In Love.”

And of course the Goblin comes to play… and relieve himself mid interview.

Ricky and Rug King Steve give us this week's chaotic ad reads and we launch a NEW SWEATSHIRT https://www.rickglassman.com/stockroom/marshall-rugs-sweatshirt

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And We’re Back! 

George Lopez returns to his old neighbourhood (which happens to be where the TYSO studios are) to reminisce about houses burning down, growing up and the neighborhood prejudice. 

The two sit down to unpack George’s origin story and how his childhood struggles shaped him and why he wants to work on his personal issues of quitting too soon and cool kid gangs. 

The veteran comic gives us a nugget of wisdom: " Never let the audience be better dressed than you," which Rick disagrees with, having tried a three-piece suit on stage to no avail. And Rick questions whether or not George would have had as much success in his career without his perfect hairline? The comedians marvel over the fact that George’s kidney transplant got him a guest starring in Curb Your Enthusiasm!

George wonders how long he’ll continue his podcast "OMG! With George Lopez" and why brand sponsorships are his new pursuit (just like Shaq)…cut to BEER COMMERCIAL https://www.instagram.com/georgelopezbrewingco !

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Howie Mandel arrives at the only place on earth he doesn’t need to worry about germs... the TYSO studio (YOUTUBE EP. AVAILABLE TUESDAY).

Rick and Howie slowly realize this may be an alternative universe and Rick is possibly the America’s Got Talent judge's cloned younger self. Howie becomes the first guest to actually approve of the TYSO home studio and marvels at Rick's achievements as they dive into conversations about investing, OCD, and where Bobby from "Bobby's World" is today. We get the voiceover for the Marshall Rug Gallery commercial we didn’t know we needed and find out why Rick is the Scorsese of podcasts. 

As the conversation progresses, the two comics start to realize the parallels in their lives, most notably growing up as outsiders, getting in trouble at school, and not knowing when they’ve gone too far. Rick challenges Howie’s outlook on caring about the audience's opinion and what the intention of jokes and pranks really are.

Howie gives us his origin story and how he came up in the industry, as well as a brilliant anecdote about being banned from the Tonight Show. They round out the episode with a really interesting chat, unpacking intention and survival which makes Rick emotional, only to be given an inspirational chat from Howie that honestly… we all could use . 

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CASSIUS MARSH SR! That’s right, the NFL linebacker and newest addition to the Chicago Bears/card shop owner just barely remembers to turn up for this TYSO episode. Thankfully the trading card enthusiast makes it to the couch just in time for a geeked out Magic: The Gathering Episode!

Rick discusses how he likes to interview new guests, and why he prefers to not converse before cameras are rolling. Cassius details growing up athletic and how he found his way into football, why coaches can’t be trusted, and the reality of college. 

The two try to uncover where Kel (Of Keenan & Kel) has been and they reach out to get some questions answered- LETS GET HIM ON THE POD!! 

Rick enquires about the sportsman’s history with Magic: The Gathering and what ignited his love for the game & collectables in general. They also breakdown MTG game styles and cards they love. 

Rick may just have made a new friend, as the gracious CASH CARDS owner invites him to the unboxing event of the year… Which has since happened and you can watch it here!

Rick shows Cassius some new purchases… cue the UNBOXING! And the two act like real collectors getting into the nitty gritty of cards, collections, ratings, spells, and unboxing. 

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Sosie Bacon returns and this time has back up! In the form of a Tigerbelly fan favorite… Jenna Jiménez! The two ladies take to the couch and immediately feel unsure about the prospect of their performance, or lack thereof. 

Rick wants to discuss working with Sosie on “As We See It” while she wants to dive into why Rick intimidated her so much, and they ponder if the show (4 years in the making) will actually ever get released. While reminiscing about missing each other on set, they debate if show creator Jason Katims ("Parenthood", "Friday Night Lights") will ever let them have dialogue together again. 

Jenna comes baring gifts which you can find at https://www.rickglassman.com/sleepoverbyesther!

Then the girls analyse Rick and whether or not he's too hard to understand and what Jenna specifically feels about her first introduction to our host. 

Throw is some Sandy Danto stories, Kevin Bacon mythbusting, Rick's big stunt, and wardrobe changes and you’ve got a solid TYSO episode. 

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ADAM RAY & BRENT MORIN join us for the most chaotic of episodes. The three comics sit down and do bits upon bits on top of bits, could you ask for anything more? (SORRY FOR THE DELAY ON YOUTUBE. LOTS OF EXTRA ANIMATIONS ON IT, SO IT WILL BE UP LATE MONDAY OR EARLY TUESDAY)

Adam graces us with another barrage of unnecessary anecdotes, Brent reveals his true character, and Rick’s spill-paranoia peaks. 

We have another songwriting moment for Brent to show off his pipes and Rick to spit some bars. The group wonders what Brad Pitt calls his privates, if Kevin Bacon’s nudity was the real deal, and we get to meet the Shat Cat… As I (Betty) write this I really have no idea what happened in the episode, but its great. 

So if you like singing, burns, bits, bats, bears, and Battle Star Galactics (Hi, Rick here. I added the "Bears and Battle Star" joke because Betty only knows of the UK Office)... and the anxiety of every liquid possibly ruining Rick's rug... YOU’LL LOVE THIS EPISODE ! 

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LAMORNE “I Rise” MORRIS brought his A-game to the couch this week! The actor and entrepreneur continues the theme of guests acknowledging how terrible the TYSO studio/home looks. Nonetheless, THEY RISE to produce this rap-filled-chaos of an episode that goes nowhere and everywhere.

Rick enquires about Lamorne’s fitness regime and how he stays in shape, while the two ponder the age old question “are you funnier if you’re out of shape?” Our host offers up popsicles and corn dogs only to be rebuked, and they argue about whether or not Jay-Z still watches this podcast. 

Lamorne of course cannot show up without bringing his impression hat, and he gives us a near-perfect Jamie Foxx while recounting the story of how he knows the most talented man in Hollywood. 

They break down the role of “The Confident Guy” and even do an improv session which somehow turns  into a tutorial on how to pick up chicks (poorly). 

Honestly the second half of this episode is basically ‘Hamilton’ in podcast form as the duo decide to freestyle rap pretty much everything.

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"Ladies and gentleman, it is my pleasure to introduce this next comedian. He’s sold out countless clubs, theaters, and stadiums across the globe. Platinum comedy Album. Teen Choice Award. Blockbuster films… and now his biggest achievement to date-- A GUEST ON TYSO! Please make sure your cell phones are off and put your Su-Fi's in the air... for DANE COOK!"

The comedian, actor, and creator sits down for a cup of luke-warm tea while Rick enquires about him process, and how he’s able to kill at a set even when he’s physically or mentally drained. Dane recollects his origin story, growing up on stage with Dave Chapelle, moving to LA, and early career highlights. 

The conversation somehow goes everywhere and nowhere all at once as the hyperactive duo try and stay the course, but inevitably veer off into goblins, pants on fire, and some country singing.

They discus why Dane didn’t come on the show earlier due to cancellations… and why rain isn’t always just rain… Dane passes on some insightful advice from his dad, the two discuss Steve Martin’s career, and why Dane has managed to pick himself out of any career rut. 

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No introduction needed for Erik Griffin!!! He’s practically a co-host now. 

With his seventh appearance, the comedian, actor, and podcaster jumps straight into it with Rick. They break down being type cast, Erik’s late career change, and discussing their significant others in Stand Up sets. 

This is a real Business-Of-Stand-Up episode that details their feelings toward turning a crowd and how they each go about developing bits. Erik gives us some insight into how he reformats an opinion by finding a different perspective and moulding it into jokes. 

Rick discusses some of the difficulties he's faced with stand-up and Erik gives him some literal coaching. They discuss how they deal with negative comments and how sometimes blocking is the best approach. Erik encourages Rick to step into his “character” self when on stage and they get into their usual disagreements about nearly everything. 

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