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Tales From The Warmaster episodes
- Ep 26 - Siege of Vraks III: Flogging A Dead Horse - The Time of Ending 4
Our Heretical Historian Crew continues our slog through the knee deep mud pit commonly known as Vraks. Deadlines are ignored, casualties are counted, and strategies are repeated ad nauseum. The war enters a new theater as Krieg command devises a nefarious new strategy: Trenches with roofs.
Highlights:
Horses.
That’s it.
That’s the highlight.
Horses.
Robot Horses.
Seabiscuit.
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1 hr 16 min - Ep 25 - Siege of Vraks II: Foxholes and Failure - The Time of Ending 3
Continuing with the detailed account of this conflict outside of time, the Siege of Vraks, the Heretical Historian crew examines whether the claims that Adeptus Astartes couldn’t be effective in this war were in fact true. Azrael of the Dark Angels has strong opinions on the matter, which he expresses rather explosively. Join Ian, Scott and Max as they trudge through the corpse strewn trenches of what desperately wants to escape it’s fate as a Science Fiction conflict!
Highlights Include:Commander Mai-Tai’s Staff Get Insubordinate!
Kriegsmen Marching Into Oncoming Fire!The Rough Writer Strikes Again!
The Imperium Pushes a Big Mess!
Kriegsmen Marching Into Oncoming Fire, But Harder!
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1 hr 5 min - Ep 24 - The Siege of Vraks: Ham-fisted Historicalism - The Time of Ending 2
The Heretical Historian team dives deep into the ham tinted waters of the Siege of Vraks, barely keeping their heads above the trench-foot flavored waters of poor reference choices. Scott and Max provide covering fire as our Historian Majeure, Ian, crosses the no-man’s land of referential minefields that is the Siege of Vraks.
Highlights Include:
Scaling Issues of the 41st Millennium Revealed!
Ham-fisted WWI References!
The Subtlety of a Thrown Brick, in Writing!
Even More Ham-Fisted WWII References!The Same Damn Plan, One More Time!
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1 hr - Valentine's Day Special: Waaagh! Is Love
Our Heretical Historian Crew scoured the Grim Darkness of the far future in search of truth, love and beauty and all we found was this Valentine's Day Card.
Speed Freaks Are Red
Death Skulls Are Blue
This Season of Fire
I Burn for You-Commissar Yarrick, Probably
Follow along with Ian, Scott and Max as we discuss the Star Crossed Lovers, Commissar Sebastian Yarrick and Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, a rare example of xeno-compatible romance in the Far Future!
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1 hr 36 min - Ep 23 - Planet Tyran, a Small Zombie, Dead Gods and a Cardinal - The Time of Ending 1
The Heretical Historian, Ian, leads his compatriots Scott and Max through the stories of the opening years of the Time of Ending. Zombie Plagues, Aeldari Pirates, Awakening Tomb Worlds and a Renegade Cardinal set the stage as we enter into a period of rapid decline as the gnawing teeth of mankind’s enemies begin tearing at the bloated and rotting corpse of the Imperium.
Highlights Include:
Star-killing Aeldari Pirates!Popping Pustules of Pestilential Poxes!
Angry Brunch Eating Robots on the Warpath!
The Eye of Terra Blinks after 10,000 years!
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1 hr 1 min - Ep 22 - Solar Macharius: The Crusade to Heresy Pipeline - The Waning 4
Our Heretical Historian Ian, and his unwilling crewmates, Scott and Max, embark on an unofficially official deep dive into the Macharian Crusade, led by the most ass-kicking unmodified human in the Imperium (at least until the birth of Commissar Yarrick!), Lord Solar Macharius. The Macharian Crusade claimed a thousand worlds in a manner of a few years, making our claim of badassitude for the Lord Solar completely indisputable.
Highlights Include:
Investigating the Tomb of the Vagrant!
Macharius Employs Orkish Rok Technology!
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54 min - Ep 21 - The Gothic War 2: Blackstone Bonanza - The Waning 3
Our heretical historian, Ian, leads Scott and Max through the convoluted events and happenings of the back end of the Gothic War. Orks and Aeldari join in on the fun as the war wears on across the sector as Abaddon continues his campaign of destruction across the Gothic Sector.
Highlights Include:
Pirates! Pirates Everywhere!
Admiral Ravensburg On The Attack!
The Power of the Blackstone Fortresses Revealed!
Aeldari and Imperial Collusion!
Victorious Retreat!
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1 hr 7 min - Episode 20 - Party on Wayne! Party on Goth(ic War)! - The Waning 2
Our Heretical historian crew tackles the winding story of Inquisitor Horst’s inept investigation into the rising forces of Chaos near the Eye of Terror during the build up to Abaddon’s Twelfth Black Crusade. Unlike the other Black Crusades, this one is recorded in detail by Imperial Scribes and can be explained and explorified more betterer than the other ones!
Highlights Include
Detailed Examinations on the Nature of Despoiling!Another Nifty Quote to Kick Things Off!
Ancient Alien Artifacts of Nefarious Intent!
The Blackstone Fortresses Explained! (sort of)
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1 hr 14 min - Ep 19 - Wayne’s World 40k: The Wayning - The Waning 1
Episode 19 - Wayne’s World 40k: The Wayning - The Waning 1The Heretical Historian Crew skips around the Wayne-ing era of the Imperium with their new fangled Warp-Skipper, courtesy of those pesky T’au! Everything from Abbadon’s repeated Black Crusades to Inquisitorial enthusiasm decimates the Imperium’s worlds, all the while prophecies of the End Times begin to appear across the Imperium.
Highlights Include:
System Purges and Sorcerous Rituals!
The Children’s Crusade Strikes Back!Perturabo’s Return to Realspace!
Demon Surfing the Waaagh!
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57 min - Ep 18 - The T'au Podcaste
The Heretical Historian team tackles the origins of the up and comers of the universe, the T’au!
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four tribes lived together in harmony, and everything was Good. Then everything changed when the Fire Tribe attacked. Only the Ethereal, master of all four elements, could stop them, so they appeared everywhere when everyone needed them. They have a lot to learn before they can save everyone, but I believe they can make the Greater Good!
Highlights Include:
Winking Forehead Eyes!
Deus Ex Ethereal!
Freaking Sweet Robot suits!
That One T’au Who Figured Out Swords!
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A humorous look at the lore and stories of the grim darkness of the far future.