Tales From The Warmaster

In Celebration of the holy orb of Terra making another revolution around the holy Sol star, we bring to you the Newly Re-branded and reimagined IXth Legionnes Astartes, The Blood Angels! The Heretical Historian crew surfaces from the charnel pits of the early IXth Legion history and emerges into the bright, sparkly future of the Horus Heresy!

Highlights Include:

Slam-Dunk Contest of Angels!

Aggressively Angelic Propaganda Campaigns!

The Fate of Every Favorite Fabulous Hawk Boy Re-Iterated, Ad Nauseum! 

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The Heretical Historian and team investigate the repercussions and changes to the Imperium in wake of Goge Vandire and Sebastian Thor’s struggles for the soul of the Minestrone. Fanaticism, Flagellation and Frontier expansion define the early era, only to be hit by the Warp Storm of Fun and Debauchery, Dionys!

Highlights Include:

The Taint of Chaos Revealed!
Good Works Crusades!
The Basilliest Saint Ever!
The Winking Eye of Chaos!

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Merry Sanguinalia to all, and to all a good fight! 

Our Heretical Historian team decks the halls with the stolen Wraithbones, checks the Emprah's list twice, and dives headlong in the churning gore pits of the IXth Legionnes Astartes: The Eaters of the Dead! Are they Angels? Demons? Vampyrs? Come find out on our latest, Very Lovely Holiday Special!

Highlights include:

The origins of the Fabulous Fucking Hawk-Boy, Sanguinius!

Emperor's Kiy-Buran Feast Recipes Revealed!

Aggressive Recruitment Strategies for a Growing Workforce!

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"Warmasters Ian and Scott" drawn by Chaney Howe

Logo Design, Background and Editing by Freyr Hollis

The Heretical Historian team isn't done exp-LORE-ing the Age of A Pasta Sea, this time far outside the Imperium's core, on the planet of Gathalamor. Ian leads Scott and Max through the convoluted plots of Cardinal Buchan..Bucharis. Early on, we explore the deep baking knowledge preserved in the Milky Way by the Ultramarines.

Highlights Include

The Chili Orthodoxy and The Chowder Heresy!

Network Radio Franchising!

Fenris Besieged!

The Churro Revolt!

Torture, for The Love of the People!

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"Warmasters Ian and Scott" drawn by Chaney Howe

Logo Design, Background and Editing by Freyr Hollis

The Heretical Historian crew dishes out the hot soup on the early years of the Age of Apostasy as Ian leads Max and Scott through the Chili history of the rise of the Minestrone and their conflict with the Administratum of Soup.  

Ingredients:

The Rise of the Minestrone!

The EMPRAH's Wrath Unleashed!

Goge Vandire, Faker of Miracles and Slayer Fanatic!

Our Very First Quoted Passage!

The Origins of the Adeptus Sororitas: The Sisters of Battle!

The Chowder Reformation: A Kinder, More Caring Imperium! 

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis

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The Heretical Historian and his team examine the period of relative peace and stability in the Imperium in the Millenia following the War of the Beast. 

Harassed repeatedly by the Black Crusades of Ol' Armless himself, Abaddon the Despoiler, the Imperium does Truly Great Things (TM) as it recovers from it's highly contentious Fungal infection!

Truly Great Things Highlights:

Heretical Hootenannies in the Eye of Terror!

The Origins of the Black Legion!

Failbaddon the Armless Explained!

900 Years of Imperial Civil War!

The 21st (Totally Not Cursed) Founding!

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Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis

The Heretical Historian Ian attempts to tell the story of the Great Beast which nearly swept the Imperium from the galaxy while Scott and Max, his accomplices, do their utmost to derail this. 

Highlights Include:

Fortifying Positions!

Definitely Not Heresy!

The Aeldari! (For Some Reason)

Koorland Dies At The End!

VULKAN LIVES!

Our Heretical Historian Ian and his assistants in historical libel, Max and Scott, attempt to expound upon and examines the long and illustrious history of the Great Devourer, the Tyranids, as they slowly eat their way across the Milky Way Galaxy. 

Highlights Include:
Blueberry Blintzes!
Craftworld Crème Brule!
Oven Roasted Guardsmen!
T'au Tar-Tar!
Cannibal Crepes!
Octarius Mushroom Gravy!
Baal's Best Blood Pudding!
Second Founding Soufflés! 

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The Warmaster Crew examine the universe as it deals with the ramifications and consequences of the Horus Heresy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have your legion split apart into tiny chapters! 

Highlights Include:

The Return of Luther the Unmentioned!
Fabulous Bill Strikes Again!
Form 43-B, In Triplicate!
Imperial Dentistry Explained!
Codex Published!

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Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chanaya Twain

Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis

Having returned from our brief jump into the Wayback machine, our Heretical Historian and Scott find that another passenger has come back with them. The Warboss formally known as Max seems to have hitched a ride in our weird time machine. 

In a stroke of luck, our new guest is well versed in the history of the universe, and helps our Heretical Historian to navigate the vague and unrecovered story of the Siege of Terra. These final sixty days of Horus' Grand Rebellion would determine the fate of the universe for millennia, so naturally details are missing for much of the story. 

Highlights Include
Brotherly Rivalry!
Daddy Issues!
Selfless Sacrifice!
Suicidal Assaults!
Epic Duels with Forgone Conclusions!

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)

Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

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