Tales From The Warmaster

Our Heretical Historian and his most loyalest associate Scott take in the briefest overview of the last years of the Grand Rebellion, often mislabeled as the Horus Heresy, as told by the record keepers of the Imperium. Everything gets turned to 11 as the next stage in the Great Game inches ever closer to successful completion. 

Highlights include
Suicidal Assassination Missions!
Suicidal Rescue Attempts For Other Suicide Missions!
Suicidal Sector Assaults!
Suicidal Self Sacrifice for Sleepy Horus!
Suicidal Rearguard battles!
Suicidal...
You get it.

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)

Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

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In this Xtra spooky episode, we take a trip in the way-back machine and revisit our dear old friends the Necrontyr. Along the way, we encounter another dedicated Historian, who goes by the Olde Earthe Nayme of Maxxx. Or possibly just Max. Probably the second one.

Reinterpreting the events of the Ancient Past through the eyes of the Necron Dynasties, the Silent King's libraries shed some Tesla Light on the ancient happenings in the Milky Way.

Highlights Include
The Return of the Space Frogs!
Incredibly Obvious Betrayals!
The Most Appropriately Named God In The Universe!
Someone with a non-nasally voice speaking!

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)

Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

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Our Heretical Historian continues to blindly guide our ship through the ever turbulent storms of the tales of the Horus Heresy, harried as ever by the ever present Scott. 

With the Grand and fully warranted rebellion of the great Warmaster Horus fully engulfing the Imperium, the net draws tighter around Imperium Secundus. The Infiltrators of the Alpha Legion awaken in the Sol System, wreaking havoc across Terra and Pluto. Perturabo and the Iron Warriors adopt self-mutilation as a lifestyle. Salamander's slip n' slide across the cosmos.

Highlights Include
Selfless Sacrifice
Virus Bombs 
Selfless Sacrifice to Let Friends Escape
Virus Bombs Again
Alien Technology Requiring Selfless Sacrifice

In this episode, the Heretical Historian and Scott hash out the events of the early years of the Long War. This begins the most heavily documented period of Imperial History, so our team have an uphill battle trying to pierce the Imperial Propaganda for the truth of the matter. 

Highlights include:
Evil Batman!
Ferrus Manus Finally Gets Ahead!
A Very Angry Ron!

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

Our Heretical Historian gives a completely unbiased and objective account of the opening acts of the Horus Heresy attempting to summarize over a dozen remembrancer chronicles in a single hour, as Scott attempts to piece together the insane, and occasionally nonsensical, history presented as such.

Highlights include 

Magnus Doing Nothing Wrong!

The Introduction of Fabulous Bill!

The True Loyalty of the Dark Angels Revealed!

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

Our Heretical Historian Ian and his partner in lies, Scott, embark on a journey deep into loyalist territory as they discuss the history of the FALSE EMPEROR and the IMPERIAL LIE which spawned it with a remembrancer of the Imperial Fists, the loyal sons of Rogal Dorn. 
The second part of this incursion into enemy space will be uploaded when we can scramble the Astropathic network to disguise our upload point.

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)

Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

The second part of our pointless investigation into the completely false history of the absolutely not a god, big faker, the FALSE EMPEROR of mankind and his genetically engineered, sorcery-fueled offspring, some of whom turned out O.K. and recognized the IMPERIAL LIE for what it was. 

Also, Special Thanks to our Guest, Cameron! (Check out his Instagram @

Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

In this episode our Heretical Historian takes his intrepid partner in lies, Scott, on a toe-deep journey into the hellish nightmare realm that is the Warp. Issues and Untouchables abound in the non-Euclidean realm of The Nothing, but so long as you Follow the Leader, we'll See You on the Other Side, where Life is Peachy. 

Highlights include:
Frog Leg Eating Competitions!
Those Dang Aeldari Getting What's Coming!
The Material Birth of Our Dark Lord and Savior, She Who Thirsts!

Sound mastering by Rob Paquette
Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

In this episode we delve into the Aeldari War in the Heavens, not to be confused with the similarly named War in the Heavens that occurred between the C'tan and the Old Ones. 

Sound mastering by Rob Paquette
Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

Heretical Historian Ian goes over the convoluted beginnings of the War in the Heavens, as cranky Space Frogs attempt to get those dang Robo-kids off of their galactic front lawn, with his intrepid assistant/hostage, Scott.

Sound mastering by Rob Paquette
Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)
Logo/Title and Visual Editing by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)