Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Never Welcome Back to Portland

00:06:11 STORY - Grew a testi on my cooter

00:14:47 STORY - Maggot Foot

00:23:52 STORY - The End of Tea Time as we know it

00:24:57 STORY - Potassium? I thought it was h*roin

00:29:24 STORY - Patient had 3 Mac Foundation Tops Pumps in her Vagina

00:32:13 "I'm looking underneath"

00:37:18 STORY - Keychain up my patient's penis

00:42:57 STORY - Because Gabby said please send it

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