This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:11:02 Announcement

00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out!

00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick

00:25:35 Pimple Patches

00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving

00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving

00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy

00:54:41 Honorable Mentions

This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:56 STORY - Coworker ______ _______

00:18:38 STORY - Walmart, 💀 and Bad Decisions

00:24:11 Unique Features

00:34:08 STORY - People dye in this one

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Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:06:11 STORY - He started freestyling

00:10:44 STORY - Extreme Farts

00:13:54 STORY - The small wide and the broken

00:18:27 STORY - He reminded me of Seth Rogan

00:27:43 STORY - Held hostage in a trap house by a celebrity

00:36:12 STORY - Worst Intercourse

00:38:45 STORY - My parents toy bin

00:39:29 Our worst experiences

00:45:47 STORY - OBSESSED with a-holes

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This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:47 STORY - WORMS

00:05:14 STORY - Dad has a special request

00:10:13 STORY - Grandparents Secret

00:23:55 STORY - I'm Adopted?

00:40:35 Gabby wouldn't want to know...

00:42:41 Harper regrets asking

00:44:39 STORY - First Boyfriend was a WHAT?

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Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best friend and so much more. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:37 Addressing the allegations

00:12:34 STORY - NOT over my dance instructor

00:17:19 STORY - Can't get over a mommy's boy

00:29:32 STORY - Mom made me attempt a ...

00:39:09 STORY - Annonymous isn't over it

00:46:19 STORY - He said my twin was prettier than me

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This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between. 

Enjoy! 

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:03:10 STORY - I took ac*d and bated in front of my BF's mom

00:16:26 PSA for "Patreon Only" stories

00:17:19 STORY - FAMILY CURSE ON WOMEN

00:19:29 STORY - Let me wax it

00:26:35 STORY - A dildo under the Christmas Tree

00:35:46 Y'all scare us

00:37:38 STORY - Tucked in Vulva

00:41:18 STORY - FBI Agents and Cornstars

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok………

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:31 STORY - Wheelchair Demon

00:07:35 STORY - Backstabbing my gay brother

00:12:36 STORY - My ex-best friend's first love

00:31:39 STORY - Backstabbed and Karaoke

00:48:01 STORY - Lesbiam High School Coke Cheating Scandal

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This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back.

Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:10 STORY - Your man effed me the day your dog died

00:06:55 STORY - My ex dance instructor

00:20:25 STORY - My insane middle aged coworker is obsessed with me

00:28:52 STORY - Get the money first!

00:36:54 STORY - Disney Adult

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This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande.

A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER.

Happy pride month everyone!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:44 STORY - God Awful, Physically Abusive .... Boyfriend

00:15:38 STORY - The Time I Poked a P*nis

00:30:43 STORY - Horrifically cheated on by my soulmate

00:38:26 STORY - Never thought I'd be kidnapped by a gang

00:46:14 STORY - Almost lost my eye, lol

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This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:47 The Weather Report

00:02:20 Standup for your Boyfriend

00:08:01 Best Comments of the Week!

00:15:38 What's hard to admit?

00:21:47 STORY - My Obsession with my Coworker

00:35:45 STORY - OF Culture makes me insecure

00:44:06 STORY - Confessions of a reluctant stepmom

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