This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the girls settle in for a truly chaotic listener vent session — and honestly, you guys are dealing with a LOT. From toxic exes and bum ass baby daddies to workplace disasters, friendship drama, dating nightmares, and full-on emotional spirals, this episode has a little something for everyone who’s ever texted “I’m fine” while actively losing it.

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Gabby and Harper react to listener-submitted stories about messy relationships, tea spilling, toxic men, internet nonsense, restaurant industry burnout, and the general confusion of being alive right now. It’s funny, slightly concerning, deeply relatable, and basically feels like overhearing the world’s messiest group chat.

Expect:

• Funny listener vent stories

• Toxic relationship chaos

• Tea spilling & oversharing

• Unhinged comedy commentary

• Dating and friendship drama

• Workplace horror stories

• Emotional spirals with jokes

• Real-life mess turned into comedy

Tea Time is the comedy podcast where Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond take life’s worst moments and somehow make them funny through pure honesty, chaos, and way too much sharing.

Subscribe for weekly episodes full of listener stories, relatable struggles, funny commentary, and the kind of unhinged energy that makes you feel a little better about your own life.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:03:18 Come see us live!

00:04:57 STORY - Venting about the duality of this cursed pod

00:07:31 Vents

00:09:35 STORY - Bum Ass Baby Daddy

00:20:58 STORY - 17 and Trans in Tennesee

00:28:06 STORY - You Know But Do Nothing

00:36:01 STORY - Working in the Kitchen

00:39:14 STORY - Date with a Rabbi

00:50:16 A Musical Number - Only Online from Harper's Show Adult Babydoll

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Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive into one of the most chaotic and disgusting listener-story episodes yet. From horrifying bathroom confessions and toxic relationships to raw meat “health” influencers and shocking childhood revelations, this episode spirals fast. The girls react to listener submissions about friendship betrayal, disturbing hookups, carnivore culture, abusive relationships, family secrets, and absolute public menaces.

If you love dark humor, unfiltered comedy podcasts, chaotic storytimes, and wildly inappropriate conversations, this episode of Tea Time is for you.

🎤 New prompt for listeners:

Vent, tell us whats going on!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:11:05 Ryan Gosling?

00:12:31 STORY - The Saga of the Poops

00:27:53 STORY - The Reverse Blumpk

00:36:59 STORY - Fermenting Meat

00:42:43 STORY - Uncle Shane

00:46:49 STORY - A little too aggressive

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What happens when you grow up in a completely chaotic household?

In this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we dive into wild, unfiltered, and painfully funny stories about dysfunctional families, messy childhoods, and the kind of chaos you can only laugh about later.

From naked households and late-night family “performances” to dark humor, sibling dynamics, and truly unhinged parenting moments—this episode is a mix of relatable comedy, absurd storytelling, and brutally honest reflections on growing up in chaos.

We also get into:

- Why chaotic childhoods create the best comedians

- Embarrassing and outrageous personal experiences

- Millennial/Gen Z humor and internet brain rot

Drawing weird stuff as kids (yes, it gets unhinged)

Screen time addiction, reels, and modern chaos

If you love messy, relatable, no-filter storytelling and comedy that feels a little too real, this episode is for you.

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What’s something someone told you that completely changed how you see them?

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:02:40 STORY - Mom vs The Housekeeper

00:15:01 STORY - C***Fish Mom

00:23:18 STORY - Hovel of Sin

00:43:10 Kirkification of the Internet

00:47:42 Back to the Hovel

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This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true stories about finding secrets you absolutely were not meant to see… and the emotional damage that follows. From hilarious relationship drama to deeply regrettable discoveries, these are the moments that prove: if you go looking for trouble, you will find it.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:34 Gabby's Snooping Story

00:03:13 Harper's Snooping Story

00:04:29 Googling "How to break up"

00:05:54 Caught on text

00:07:19 Lee's Snooping Story

00:11:35 STORY - Snooping Through My Brother's Laptop

00:15:46 Are you watching Euphoria?

00:16:57 STORY - Snooping on Roommate

00:19:24 STORY - Snooping Seared Into My Brain

00:26:48 STORY - Snooping and Spying; Sad Dad Alert

00:37:17 STORY - Secret Stash

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This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a decade long relationship with a fake doctor and so much more! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:54 What constitutes a lie?

00:07:25 Getting Caught in the Lie

00:13:34 STORY - "Lies I've Told" (Starting off HOT!)

00:23:45 STORY - "At 16 My Mom Tried to Force..."

00:38:43 STORY - Thought My Ex Was A Doctor

00:55:04 Dates and Plugs

00:57:07 STORY - "Lying about Vaccines"

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This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down underwear, a girl who can’t stop farting, a boyfriend scaring his girlfriends mom, getting fingered by a man with sharp nails, hiding poopy underwear under the bed and SO much more. Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome Matt LeGrande!

00:00:51 Is it Embarrassing or Cringe?

00:03:37 #notmycalvins

00:04:51 Butt Braille

00:08:11 This is what's embarrassing

00:10:17 Go Watch On God - Matt's Podcast

00:12:19 Gabby's Brothers

00:14:14 Got a little messy

00:19:49 Read the script!

00:23:29 STORY - Embarrassing Gassy Memory

00:29:03 STORY - Cringe Submission

00:34:32 Gabby's Skid Marks

00:37:45 Mommy and Me

00:43:56 Matt Got Scammed

00:49:57 STORY - Paralyzed with Embarrassment and Shame

00:52:36 STORY - Haunted Virginity Loss

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with his toes, being fisted by doctors during birth, almost dying during child birth, a teenage pregnancy, a phantom pregnancy, and SO much more.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:50 Unplanned and Nightmare Pregnancies

00:01:53 STORY - Surprise Twins and Nearly Bleeding Out

00:13:36 STORY - Unplanned Pregnancy that Became a Nightmare

00:28:57 STORY - I Hid My Pregnany for 9 Months

00:37:36 STORY - Cryptic Pregnancy

00:44:54 STORY - Nightmare Pregnancy

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with strangers, being friend zoned by losers, homewrecker accusations, love bombing, HPV and so much more. 

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:01:07 We're talking about Rejection

00:17:07 STORY - Terrifying date with unhinged musician

00:34:59 STORY - My Colonial Man

00:44:44 STORY - Maybe being gay is a sin

00:47:51 STORY - Rejecting MAGA Men

00:51:29 STORY - HPV in rejection X2

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This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair, intimacy issues, religion, straight relationships, gay relationships, sexual coercion, milf porn, active addiction and sobriety and so much more.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:32 Dealing with Shame

00:05:36 Women's Baby Clock

00:13:22 STORY - Shameful Affair

00:30:33 STORY - Shame Shame I know your name

00:44:40 STORY - Spiritual Bottoms

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on SHAME.

Harper Rose loves Australia, gabby hates getting her ass smacked, domming men with dildos in the shower, an unbreakable Hyman, a sad gang bang and so much more! 

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:06:49 Australia

00:12:27 STORY - My BF Has A K*nk Shame

00:25:53 STORY - Shame around my intact Hymen

00:43:00 STORY - Micro Peen Gang B*ng

00:51:22 See you on Patreon!

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