This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil, politics, and so much more! 

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks, muscle mommy kinks, a cockney accent, and SO much more. Enjoy!

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This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:01:45 The Mother Honks Vent

00:04:25 Lil Nas X

00:07:51 Men Singing

00:10:51 North West Dressing Provocatively

00:14:14 Not being able to cook

00:17:16 Bacne, why do I still have it?

00:18:37 People don't know how to act in public

00:22:50 RANT - Lesbianisn

00:27:17 RANT - Stupid Abusive Ex-Boyfriend

00:37:08 RANT - Bestie in jail for a crime ex committed against her son

00:39:54 Mom rescues dogs

00:43:17 RANT - Insufferable FREAK of a coworker

00:59:48 Stay tuned for Part II

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Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:11:34 STORY - Repeated Catfishing

00:20:02 STORY - Southern Sorority

00:43:01 STORY - Trap House - Full Story on Patreon

00:44:25 STORY - Haunted First Date

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Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:02:47 What made you never go back?

00:12:51 Laura STORY 1

00:16:36 Laura STORY 2

00:24:34 STORY - Found Something Haunting

00:32:24 STORY - It's Everywhere!

00:42:35 STORY - Cursed Images on my BF's Phone

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay

00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism

00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend

00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion

00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus

00:54:56 Fighting over Lee

00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay

00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism

00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend

00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion

00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus

00:54:56 Fighting over Lee

00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter

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This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” and enjoy the episode.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:41 Welcome Amy Silverberg!

00:19:20 How much of yourself is in your book?

00:22:19 STORY - Getting Caught Playing in Pre-K

00:34:07 STORY - Getting Caught, Nail Biter

00:38:02 STORY - Getting Caught, Slumber Party

00:46:49 Manifesting

00:48:54 Dads on Facebook

00:53:22 Thank you Amy!

00:57:30 Excerpt from Frist Time, Long Time

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This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:11:02 Announcement

00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out!

00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick

00:25:35 Pimple Patches

00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving

00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving

00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy

00:54:41 Honorable Mentions

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This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:56 STORY - Coworker ______ _______

00:18:38 STORY - Walmart, 💀 and Bad Decisions

00:24:11 Unique Features

00:34:08 STORY - People dye in this one

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