Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:02:47 What made you never go back?

00:12:51 Laura STORY 1

00:16:36 Laura STORY 2

00:24:34 STORY - Found Something Haunting

00:32:24 STORY - It's Everywhere!

00:42:35 STORY - Cursed Images on my BF's Phone

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay

00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism

00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend

00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion

00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus

00:54:56 Fighting over Lee

00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay

00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism

00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend

00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion

00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus

00:54:56 Fighting over Lee

00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter

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This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” and enjoy the episode.

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:41 Welcome Amy Silverberg!

00:19:20 How much of yourself is in your book?

00:22:19 STORY - Getting Caught Playing in Pre-K

00:34:07 STORY - Getting Caught, Nail Biter

00:38:02 STORY - Getting Caught, Slumber Party

00:46:49 Manifesting

00:48:54 Dads on Facebook

00:53:22 Thank you Amy!

00:57:30 Excerpt from Frist Time, Long Time

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This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:11:02 Announcement

00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out!

00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick

00:25:35 Pimple Patches

00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving

00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving

00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy

00:54:41 Honorable Mentions

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This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:56 STORY - Coworker ______ _______

00:18:38 STORY - Walmart, 💀 and Bad Decisions

00:24:11 Unique Features

00:34:08 STORY - People dye in this one

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Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:06:11 STORY - He started freestyling

00:10:44 STORY - Extreme Farts

00:13:54 STORY - The small wide and the broken

00:18:27 STORY - He reminded me of Seth Rogan

00:27:43 STORY - Held hostage in a trap house by a celebrity

00:36:12 STORY - Worst Intercourse

00:38:45 STORY - My parents toy bin

00:39:29 Our worst experiences

00:45:47 STORY - OBSESSED with a-holes

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This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:47 STORY - WORMS

00:05:14 STORY - Dad has a special request

00:10:13 STORY - Grandparents Secret

00:23:55 STORY - I'm Adopted?

00:40:35 Gabby wouldn't want to know...

00:42:41 Harper regrets asking

00:44:39 STORY - First Boyfriend was a WHAT?

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Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best friend and so much more. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:37 Addressing the allegations

00:12:34 STORY - NOT over my dance instructor

00:17:19 STORY - Can't get over a mommy's boy

00:29:32 STORY - Mom made me attempt a ...

00:39:09 STORY - Annonymous isn't over it

00:46:19 STORY - He said my twin was prettier than me

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This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between. 

Enjoy! 

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:03:10 STORY - I took ac*d and bated in front of my BF's mom

00:16:26 PSA for "Patreon Only" stories

00:17:19 STORY - FAMILY CURSE ON WOMEN

00:19:29 STORY - Let me wax it

00:26:35 STORY - A dildo under the Christmas Tree

00:35:46 Y'all scare us

00:37:38 STORY - Tucked in Vulva

00:41:18 STORY - FBI Agents and Cornstars

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