This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on their ICKS and RED FLAGS!

Lee picking up Harper and smoking cigarettes, seeing butt cracks, littering, saying “daddy”, getting a bouquet from Ralph’s, arrogance, dead parents, wedgies, boy moms and so much more. Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:03:09 Icks and Red Flags

00:10:02 STORY - Ungrateful B* Valentines S*SHow

00:23:57 STPRY - 3 Biggest Icks

00:26:25 STORY - Stuffed Toys

00:31:55 STORY - Instant Icks

00:33:52 STORY - Mama's Boy / The Worst Story We've Ever Read

00:47:04 STORY - Hating Lisa Simpson

00:48:08 STORY - Saying and not Doing

00:49:12 STORY - An Accumulation of Icks

01:00:39 STORY - Thong Flip Flops

01:01:12 Next Week's Prompt / See You on Patreon!

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This week the honks read listener submitted secrets. Gabby’s ex has a friend who writes in about her threesome, being 22, projecting insecurities in relationships, open relationships, Lee’s nicknames, coming out and how to navigate it, stealing groceries and being a single mother, a Chinese brother, a mental hospital and so much more! Enjoy! 

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time - Secrets

00:05:05 STORY - Secret Threeway

00:10:16 STORY - Help Secret Unshakable Double Standard

00:26:26 STORY - Bi Queen but my Family Doesn't Know

00:39:51 STORY - Shoplifting

00:45:22 STORY - Not The Father

00:47:37 STORY - Pregnancy Gripes

00:48:43 STORY - I think my sister m** me

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on BETRAYAL. Being betrayed by partners, Kegal weights, insecure ex’s, gaslighting, alcoholics, being cheated on, sucking off a towny, having to go to work when you’re having a mental break down and smiling through it and all sorts of betrayal. Enjoy! 

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:07:18 STORY - Attempted Murder and C*ck Dad

00:11:28 STORY - Who the Ef Did I Almost Marry

00:35:01 STORY - Betrayed by my Former Best Friend in a Horrific Way

00:42:51 STORY - First of my 3 Divorces

00:53:08 STORY - Ex Steals 70K and Sues Me

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on paranormal experiences. Growing up in a haunted house, a guard dog, a ghost in a trench coat and a top hat, an attic with a suspicious bag, John Wayne Gacys house, a premonition, Kevin smith vs. Kevin James, a gold seal, and why can’t ghosts take a trip to Bali?

Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:02:12 STORY - Growing up in a haunted house

00:22:15 STORY - Grandma's "Talents"

00:26:23 STORY - My visit from death and mom (ghost story)

00:36:30 STORY - Nasty Revolutionary War Ghost

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on one night stands. Meeting a man at a Christian gym, begging for love on the first hook up, golden showers, a cheerleader roommate which is obviously made up by an incel, a hot encounter with a man in Canada, a lesbian orgy in a hostel and so much more. Enjoy! 

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Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:04:14 STORY - Community service but make it regret

00:11:24 STORY - A soaked nightstand

00:14:12 More of our stories

00:22:54 STORY - Fiction from a man

00:34:04 STORY - Suds and Stranded in Canada

00:42:51 STORY - My first lesbo *rgy

00:47:45 STORY - Skinhead Daddy Amputees

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on ADDICTION. From uppers and gay bath houses, kratom, whippits and sweaty boyfriends, Al-anon meetings and red flags, binge eating and addicted to using Q-tips, this episode will have you wanting to attend a 12 step meeting. Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:00:24 STORY - Gay Bath House

00:04:46 STORY - Coke, whippets, booze, boobs and balding

00:10:20 STORY - Plucking ass hairs out one by one

00:26:29 STORY - Corn was the gateway drug

00:42:06 STORY - Love Hate Relationship with Qtips

00:44:07 STORY - Divine Intervention

00:55:13 STORY - The time I stole Ket from a Texan

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories about parents they hate. Mamas boys, racist in-laws, holding sons accountable and how it’s a rarity, prisoners, Harper as a mother vs. gabby as a mother, family gatherings and a cross dressing dad. Enjoy! 

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:00:46 STORY - My Husband's Parents

00:03:29 STORY - Religious Future Inlaws

00:08:59 STORY - Ex Boyfriend's Enabling Mom

00:23:21 STORY - Parents I effing hate

00:27:54 Boy Mom Breakdown

00:44:29 We return to the story

00:49:08 STORY - Parents I Hate

00:53:26 Next week's prompt / Join us on Patreon

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Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long blonde hair and a bottle of whiskey in a dark place, lots of herpes, lots of cheating, gonorrhea, chlamydia, a brothers lie, hippies, more herpes, and the importance of breaking the stigma. Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapters

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:06:07 STORY - A blonde guy

00:14:07 STORY - A full blown panel

00:24:12 STORY - A wannabe influencer

00:31:24 STORY - The swollen ball

00:43:23 STORY - Xena in Kentucky

00:46:07 STORY - A herpes monster

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This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy!

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🎬 Video Chapter

00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:01:01 Favorite thing in Korea

00:10:07 Visit Hye Optic in Los Angeles

00:21:00 Today's Topic, Messed in the Head

00:23:32 STORY - Short Couch

00:27:37 STORY - Trauma Around School

00:34:39 Dirty Money

00:39:29 STORY - Match made in MAGA heaven

00:41:49 STORY - Evacuate the premesis

00:45:50 Joy's Harrowing Trip to DC

01:07:12 Joy is an Earth Angel

01:09:00 See more Joy on Patreon!

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