This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy!

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:00:47 The Weather Report

00:02:20 Standup for your Boyfriend

00:08:01 Best Comments of the Week!

00:15:38 What's hard to admit?

00:21:47 STORY - My Obsession with my Coworker

00:35:45 STORY - OF Culture makes me insecure

00:44:06 STORY - Confessions of a reluctant stepmom

00:49:37 Join us on Patreon!

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more!

This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy!

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time

00:06:38 Sheet Eating Green Backstory

00:12:11 Bad Teachers

00:21:42 STORY - Parapeligic P* Teacher and Evil Woman

00:28:31 STORY - Tooting French Teacher

00:32:29 STORY - Bad Teachers

00:37:31 Riffing on the last story - Career, Hollywood, Bad Influence, Gyspy Rose

00:52:32 STORY - Crazy nun touched my friend

00:57:06 Join us on Patreon

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge” 

Enjoy! 

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00:00:00 PSA to the Honks

00:03:58 The Weather Report

00:05:45 Appalachia

00:07:04 Harper's Big News!

00:09:56 Weird Neighbors

00:15:23 STORY - My Neighbor tried to off himself, his girlfriend, and me and my roommmate

00:28:00 STORY - Flipped Car

00:36:48 STORY - My Besty caused an over 1,000 mouse infestation in her NYC apartment

00:51:45 See you on Patreon

Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy!

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s

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00:00:00 Never Welcome Back to Portland

00:06:11 STORY - Grew a testi on my cooter

00:14:47 STORY - Maggot Foot

00:23:52 STORY - The End of Tea Time as we know it

00:24:57 STORY - Potassium? I thought it was h*roin

00:29:24 STORY - Patient had 3 Mac Foundation Tops Pumps in her Vagina

00:32:13 "I'm looking underneath"

00:37:18 STORY - Keychain up my patient's penis

00:42:57 STORY - Because Gabby said please send it

00:56:42 Join us on Patreon!

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences.

Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophrenic and so much more. Enjoy! And tune in next week for part 2!

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:02:47 Dinner Last Night

00:04:34 Juiced Up

00:09:14 Lee's Struggle

00:11:15 Wait, WHY do you LOVE standup?

00:17:48 ER Stories

00:22:25 STORY - ER Story

00:32:33 Vibing Out

00:39:31 STORY - Baby Dr vs Seggs Worker Sponge

00:45:59 STORY - Preganant Homeleass Schizophrenic

00:49:46 See you on Patreon!

This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more!

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COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland 4/25 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

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00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time!

00:06:28 The topic is Venting

00:13:30 STORY - Love Bothers Me

00:25:18 STORY - Please no more d**k pics

00:31:10 Gabby's Dad Reacts to Patreon

00:33:22 STORY - Vent on Italian Brainrot

00:37:39 Gabby's Cats

00:40:21 STORY - Playing Mom to my ex-brother-in-law's wife

00:48:20 Join us on Patreon!

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being “DL”.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598💋Follow:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=enParallel Play:https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:13 Past vs Present 00:03:46 Sexless in Nicaragua 00:09:38 Separation of Church and State 00:11:19 The Saga of Joe Ken 00:17:02 STORY - Fifth time's the charm!? 00:21:52 STORY - Coming out as straight woman 00:31:37 STORY - Coming out story (pictures included) 00:34:25 STORY - Outted and my Homecoming football game 00:50:22 Join us on Patreon

This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby’s, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Facebook, being the child of a teen pregnancy, a rich girl who seemingly has everything except a stable home, Tabitha the 300 pound s*x worker, marrying someone as a favor and also marrying someone because of an acid trip, and so much more! Enjoy!

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here:

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DIVORCE

This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harper’s adulthood divorced parents and Luke’s still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emotional affair with comedian Theo Von. This episode will have you wondering if marriage is really worth it…. And how well do you really know your spouse?

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here:

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This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while she’s on her period, losing touch with a best friend after she becomes a religious zealot, the haunting stories children are taught in youth group, a schizophrenic aunt passing a kidney stone and tormenting the family, bible passages written on bedroom walls and gabby drinks a smoothie. Enjoy! 

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COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:

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Watch Harper-Rose's set here:

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