Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and so much more. We are going to do a two parter because this was so insane and we didn't get to read nearly as many as we wanted too. Enjoy!

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STAY TUNED FOR GABBY’S TAPING 10/26 IN LA MORE DETAILS TO COME

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Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly in lieu of having no episode come out this week. This episode is very real, raw and honest. Abortions are a touchy subject so watch at your own discretion. Love y'all thank you for listening and we will be back next week with a new episode. Take care and enjoy!

CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER

This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they are clearly in psychosis, harper-rose left a piece of half eaten toast on the table, they take a phone call from Kate and they get some emails from listeners that quite frankly, exhaust them. This episode was a nightmare from hell. Enjoy!

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JAIL EXPERIENCES

In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo, being in a holding cell with a predator, fast food theme songs and slogans, threatening cops and a fart song (or two). Enjoy!

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This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man, Harper-Rose reads a story from Kate Lavrentios' biggest fan and stay tuned for a heartfelt message at the end.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL:

This week the honk’s are joined by comedian Matt LeGrande to read listener submitted stories on dumb reasons for breaking up. 

UGLIEST RELATIONSHIPS YOUVE BEEN INVOLVED IN!

This week the honks are joined by the third member of their human centipede, Kate lavrentios. In this episode they discuss what makes a person ugly and how ugliness manifests in behavior and relationships. Manipulation, poor hygiene, disregarding people’s emotions, a story of a 29 year old man living at home with his parents dating a 19 year old girl, lying about baby mamas, cheating, STDs, and optimistic endings. This episode is truly ugly! Enjoy!

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CHECK OUT KATE'S PODCAST SIX FEET ABOVE: https://youtu.be/wnO-F2UMLtw?si=7fbYhbTSTlmHMLPE

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WHAT INSECURITIES DO YOU BRING INTO RELATIONSHIPS?

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FIRST DATE RED FLAGS!

This week the honks are joined by the one and only Kate Lavrentios. They unpack their first date red flags and read listener submitted stories on the topic. We learn that opening the car door on a first date is pretty vital, sussing out the sense of humor, talking too much about ex’s and what it is to play the “cool girl” for too long. As always, thanks for listening and enjoy!

WHAT DO YOUR EXS HAVE IN COMMIN PT. 2

This week the honk’s revisit listener submitted stories on what all of their ex’s have in common.

From ex’s faking they have cancer, ex’s with the same birthdays, dating men with mommy issues and behavioral issues and dating people with deceased parents, this episode gives listeners another unhinged, deep dive into the lives of others and the similarities that draw us all closer together (whether we like it or not)