Are you tired of the same old, boring New Year Resolutions? Look no further, because we are here to spice up your teacher resolution game.

Join Lauran, Tell, and Gabe, as they discuss the most meaningful and ridiculous resolutions teachers have made (and hopefully kept). From promising to only work contract hours to vowing to never use the word "syllabus" again, no resolution is too out there.

So grab a cup of coffee and get ready to laugh (or facepalm) with the Teachers Off Duty crew as they tackle the Teacher New Year Resolutions.

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In this special episode, we focus on teacher spouses with actual real-life accounts from Lauran's husband, Jordan, and Tell's husband, Jason. We outline work-life balance, commonly occurring issues for teachers, classroom decoration decorum, and more.

Jason and Jordan tell us exactly what it's like to be married to a famous teacher influencer and talk about everything from random fan interaction to getting roped into content creation willingly or otherwise.

Gabe then leads us through some classroom trivia and closes out the show with a teacher version of the newlywed game to see how much they know about each other. You won't believe the stories that come out!

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Your favorite TikTok teacher, Gabe Dannenbring is back, and this time it's for keeps as he joins as a permanent host! Kids can be your harshest critics, so this week we are throwing Gabe directly in the fire by recalling his worst student roastings. From the obvious to the things that even you don't like about you, we cover it all.

Still feeling the heat, we end the show with a quick-roast challenge that has everyone sweating as Gabe tries to spill the truth on Lauran and Tell.

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In this episode, we're joined by special and hilarious guest @Eddiebcomedy ! We share the most uncomfortable parent-teacher conferences we've ever had... From parents not believing actual camera footage of their child assaulting another kid, to the helicopter parent asking their child's teacher to text her every time her precious angel poops at school. To end the show, we try the weirdest and grossest snacks students LITERALLY eat at 8:00am every day. This may or may not go well...

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The conductor of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Jess Smith joins us for this special episode. We reveal some of our never-told-before classroom secrets in a hilarious game of Never Have I Ever (The Teacher Version)! From failed math lessons to parent-teacher conferences bloopers, watch to the end for some solid laughs before the next few days before Thanksgiving break consumes you!

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In this episode, we go through what a day in each of our lives looks like as teachers, influencers, and human beings. We talk about what it was like before social media changed our lives and what it's like now. Stay tuned to the end for some laughs as Tell puts makeup on Gabe without looking!

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In this episode, we get into some of the most ridiculous classroom management strategies you've ever heard. Joined again, by Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24), we finish off the show with a fun game of "Lemon Be Honest"!

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Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24 on TikTok) joins us for this special Halloween episode, disguised as Gomez Addams. We talk about Halloween growing up, Halloween in our classrooms, and finish it off by rating some terrible Halloween candies.

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Today's episode is a discussion about what in the literal f**k is happening in classrooms these days and what is driving teachers away more than ever before.

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Joined again by Greg from @gregisms, in this episode we talk about funny stories we have from running into the parents of our students outside of school.

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