Tears Over Beers

Tears Over Beers

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Tears Over Beers episodes

  • Break Me Off A Piece of My Gold Dead Friend. (Bright Eyes | I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning)

    The episode where we’re feeling 22 but metabolically much older.

    Wyndy the Boujee Witch and Bad Post Glennnone have nonpolitical debates on Bright Eyes songs whilst swigging beers from Rushing Duck, Demented, Devils Backbone, and 2st Amendment.

    Also: Glennn wants to see TSwift naked, and Wyndy is gonna crash his and Lady Gaga’s wedding. Fuck stadium podcasts, we’re post podcasting. UK’s porn ban on urination. Gold is currently $1500 per ounce~ now imagine the cost of a life-size statue.

    Beer List:

    Tikki Muggin- Rushing Duck Brewing
    Astarte- Demented Brewing Co.
    Maibock- Devils Backbone Brewing Co.
    Brew Free! Or Die- 21st Amendment Brewery

    Song List:

    At the Bottom of Everything
    Land Locked Blues
    Poison Oak
    Lua

    1 hr 35 min
  • Apply Lotion Every Day To Be Creamy and Moist. (Various Artists)

    Wyndy the Witch and Glennedy Dumpster Fire bring in two songs a piece and try to keep it together while drinking some beers from Single Cut, Carton, Nashaminy, Forgotten Boardwalk, and Revolution

    Also: If you never make plans, you won't be upset if they don't go as planned. Google employees totally bang in the sleep pods. Wyndy makes things REALLY SAD during the second song and I'm still upset about it. The return of the two second chug.

    Beer list:

    Mastery Knows No Shortcut - Single Cut Beer Smiths
    Light and Sweet - Carton Brewery
    The Shape of Hops to Come - Neshaminy Creek
    Pocket Trick - Forgotten Boardwalk
    Freedom of Speech - Revolution Brewing

    Song list:

    Sleepwalkin' - Better Oblivion Community Center
    Comes and Goes (In Waves) - Greg Laswell
    All I Want - Kodaline
    Otterpops in the Icebox - Walter Mitty and His Makeshift Orchestra

    1 hr 12 min
  • Please Don't Let Us Be Misunderstood | Nina Simone

    The wordy episode.

    Wyndy the Witch and Glennny Spumoni jazzercise to various songs from Nina Simone with beers from Oskar Blues, Stone, Founders and Allagash.

    Also: Glennn loves a good Orgy-Porgy.  Wyndy is a great babysitter.  Androgynous versus Ambiguous.  A merical?  An allegory for dicks?

    You're gonna need Google Translate for this one.

    Beer list:

    G'Knight - Oskar Blues Brewery
    Scorpion Bowl IPA - Stone Brewing
    Mas Agave - Founders Brewing Co.
    Barrel & Bean - Allagash Brewing Co.

    Song list:

    I Loves You Porgy
    Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
    Love Me or Leave Me
    The Other Woman

    1 hr 25 min
  • The Worst, The Best, But Nothing Better. (The Postal Service | Give Up)

    The episode without introduction.

    Wyndy the Witch and Glennnjamin Gibbard pop by The Postal Service with beers from Southern Tier, Spellbound, Neshaminy Creek, and North Coast.

    Also: Glennn almost kills himself with air fresheners. Wyndy continues living in Neverland. Homework of the day? Go watch Clark Gable kissing compilations. MWAH.

    Beer list-

    Mango Crush from Southern Tier Brewing Co.
    Palo Santo Porter from Spellbound Brewing
    Churchville Lager from Neshaminy Creek Brewing Co.
    Tart Cherry Berliner Weisse from North Coast Brewing Co.

    Song list-

    Nothing Better
    We Will Become Silhouettes
    The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
    Clark Gable

    1 hr 17 min
  • It’d Be Cool If You Could Pay Off Your Student Loans With Nudes (Johnny Cash)

    The episode with the horses in the back.

    Wyndy the Witch and Country Glennn aka The Worst meet Johnny Cash with beers from 21st Amendment, The Wicked Brewha (Wyndy’s homebrew), Plan Bee, and Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project.

    Also: Did you call your mom today? If ya didn’t, you should. 3N Glenn got a new car! Wyndy is getting older from adulting.

    Beer list:

    Sparkale from 21st Amendment Brewery
    It Is What It Is from The Wicked Brewha
    Barn Beer from Plan Bee Farm Brewery
    Vielle from Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project

    Song list:

    Cry, Cry, Cry
    Folsom Prison Blues
    A Boy Named Sue
    Hurt

    1 hr 26 min
  • It's Perfectly Normal to Wait 9 Months to Make a Move (Nana Grizol | Love It Love It)

    The friendly episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glennnweiser, King of Beers, chill out and talk about their favorite songs from Nana Grizol's "Love It Love It" and try some beers from Still Water Artisanal, Long Trail, Jersey Girl, and Arrogant Consortia.

    Also: Did Shakespeare really write all those things he said he did? You should seriously invest in your 401k. RIP Tim the Cactus.

    Beer list:

    Insetto - Still Water Artisanal
    Vermont IPA - Long Trail Brewing Co.
    Sun-kissed Citra - Jersey Girl Brewing Co.
    Arrogant Bastard Ale - Arrogant Consortia

    Song list:

    Stop and Smell Thee Roses
    Motion in the Ocean
    Tambourine - N - Thyme
    The Idea That Everything Could Ever Possibly Be Said

    1 hr 20 min
  • Wow, This Episode Can Get Sexual Too (Say Anything | Is a Real Boy)

    Dirty Talk Is Cool So Tell Your Partner That You'll Send Them To The Shadow Realm.

    The lewd episode. Wyndy the Witch and Glennn with three N's, first of his name, and king of all beers talk about Say Anything's "Is a Real Boy" over some beers from Other Half, Niigata Beer, Burlington Beer Company, and Founders.

    Also: Some useful lines you can use when talking dirty in bed. It's totally cool with us if you're not wearing pants while listening to us. You do you, as long as you have a plan.

    Beer list:

    Gold Strap - Other Half Brewing Co.
    Niigata Craft Beer - Niigata Beer
    It's Complicated Being A Wizard - Burlington Beer Co.
    Kentucky Breakfast Stout - Founders Brewing Co.

    Song list:

    Alive With The Glory of Love
    Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too,
    A Walk Through Hell
    I Want to Know Your Plans

    1 hr 21 min
  • There's Nothing Wrong With Vocally Feeling Yourself (The KIllers | Sam's Town)

    The episode that's actually a movie with song sequences.  Wyndy the Witch and 3N Glenn have some tangents over The Killers' album "Sam's Town" and fantastic beers from Omnipollo, Treehouse, Referend, and Goose Island.  Wyndy proposes a theory to the big question about Glennn for their 100th musical episode.

    Also: Will one of our listeners challenge Glennn to a fight either related to him being a 12yr old black belt or a 17yr old unbeatable Guitar Hero player at "When You Were Young"? I mean~ Would he actually show up?

    ... I really hope Hamid's reading this.

    Beer list:

    Bianca - Omnipollo
    Green - Treehouse Brewing Co.
    Cascando - Referend Bier Blendery
    SPF - Goose Island Beer Co.

    Song list:

    Sam's Town
    When You Were Young
    For Reasons Unknown
    Bones

    1 hr 28 min
  • You Can't Talk About Cream Without Sounding Suggestive (The Strokes | Is This It)

    The snacky episode.  My auto-correct is telling me that snacky isn't a word, but we all know it totally is.  Anyway, this week Wyndy the Witch and Three N Glenn discuss "Is This It" by The Strokes, drink a big bottle of beer from a collab between Other Half, Horus, and Three Chiefs, and eat a buuunch of snacks.  We're pretty much a mukbang podcast now.

    Also: Seriously, what has Corbin Bleu done since High School Musical? Everybody should invest in their 401k.

    Beer list:

    Funny How Honey Ain't Sweet Like Sugar - Other Half Brewing Co. (in collaboration with Horus Aged Ales, and Three Chiefs Brewing Co.)

    Song list:

    Someday
    Last Nite
    Is This It
    Hard to Explain

     

     

    1 hr 8 min
  • The Key to a Death Pact is to Outlive Everyone Else In the Death Pact (Listener | Wooden Heart)

    The episode where the seal is broken.  This week Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's go over "Wooden Heart" by Listener with a sick line up of beers from Captain Lawrence, Backward Flag, Fat Orange, and Dog Fish Head.

    Also: the key to not dying is to not, Wyndy the witch has a great pour, the importance of hearing protection, the debut of the first ever Tears over Beers bathroom break.

    Beer list:

    Smoothie dreams - Captain Lawrence Brewing Co.
    Oak Armored Ale - Backward Flag Brewing Co.
    Sweet Jane Blues - Fat Orange Cat Brew Co.
    Dragons & YumYums - Dog Fish Head Craft Brewery

    Song List:

    Wooden Heart
    I Don't Want to Live Forever
    Falling In Love With Glaciers
    You Were a House On Fire

    1 hr 48 min

About Tears Over Beers

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Wyndy the Witch and Glenn With Three N's talk about sad music and beer while drinking the beer they're talking about.