Tears Over Beers

Tears Over Beers

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Tears Over Beers episodes

  • If You Never Admit Your Mistakes, You'll Have Never Made a Mistake in Your Life. (Various Artists | Disney)

    The episode most likely to get taken down. This week Wyndy and Glennn take a risk and poke the mouse by picking four songs from various Disney movies. If they're forced to edit out the music parts then this episode is exclusively about beers from Other Half and Magnify brewing company.

    Also: Glennn becomes infalli(a)ble. Wyndy the Witch holds the fate of her family on her shoulders, 10/10 Guardians of the Galaxy reference. how diabetes works, and Wyndy hates environmental science.

    Beer list:

    Hop Showers (w/ Citra) - Other Half Brewing Co.
    Parallel Universe - Magnify Brewing Co.
    Space Diamonds - Other Half Brewing Co.
    Deep Orbit Andromeda - Other Half Brewing Co.

    Song list:

    Reflection - Mulan
    Poor Unfortunate Souls - The Little Mermaid
    Go the Distance - Hercules
    I Will Go Sailing No More - Toy Story

    1 hr 20 min
  • Reincarnation is Real but Only if you Recycle (Various Artists)

    The mixed bag episode.  This week Glenn with three N's and Wyndy the Witch break like one of their rules and pick two songs and two beers a piece from various artists and breweries.  That's right, with a complete disregard for the very own rules they set, they will be discussing four songs this time.  

    Also: Never re-watch Beatleborgs. Delilah is the worst. Glennn still hasn't mastered the smooth voice. Wyndy threatens Ghost's life multiple times.

    Beer list:

    Dark Swan - Lagunitas Brewing Company
    Heavy Dreemz - Magnify Brewing Company
    A Tiny Beautiful Something - Maine Beer Company
    SpontanPassionfruit - Mikkeller

    Song list:

    Motion City Soundtrack - L.G. FUAD
    The Promise Ring - Nothing Feels Good
    Sara Bareilles - She Used To Be Mine
    Tegan and Sara - Nineteen

    1 hr 26 min
  • Tears Over Beers Performs Forty Handjobs and Sad Ending on Tenth Episode (Mom Jeans | Best Buds)

    The totally vanilla episode.  This week Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's discuss "Best Buds" by Mom Jeans and drink some classy beers and there's definitely no funny business whatsoever.

    Actually: Wyndy the Witch loses her 40oz virginity, Three N Glenn finishes in his model hand, and there's minor ASMR with the sound of hands being taped.

    Beer list:

    Olde English 800 - Miller Brewing Company
    Purple Haze - Abita Brewing Company

    Song list:

    Edward 40hands
    Girl Scout Cookies
    Death Cup
    Scott Pilgrim V. My Gpa

    1 hr 37 min
  • The Trick to Speaking French is Never Pronouncing the Last Syllable (Hobo Johnson | The Rise of Hobo Johnson)

    The episode with too many beers.  Three N Glenn and Wyndy the Witch discuss Hobo Johnson's "The Rise of Hobo Johnson" and bite off more than they can drink with a cornucopia of beers from Brix City, Bolero Snort, Pipeworks Brewing Company, Goose Island, and Trinity Brewing Company.

    Also: We hope neither of our families ever find our podcast, the choice between a golden or rainbow shower, American scones are superior to British scones.

     

    Beer list:

    Breakfast For Lunch - Brix City Brewery
    Another Steer Older - Bolero Snort
    Mango Guppy - Pipeworks Brewing Company
    Summer Time - Goose Island
    Menacing Kumquat - Trinity Brewing Company

    Song list:

    Father
    Romeo & Juliet
    Creve Couer 1
    3%
    Peach Scone

    1 hr 27 min
  • Time is a Man Made Construct so it's OK to hit up Your Ex (Arctic Monkeys | AM)

    The Alex Turner appreciation episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's go over AM by the Arctic Monkeys and swoon over some beers from Mikkeler, Brix City, and Night Shift Brewing.

     

    Also: Alex Turner can totally get it, the common link between Jon Snow and Michael Cera, and the fact that time is not real.

     

    Beer list:

    Hazy for You - Mikkeler
    Passion Pool - Mikkeler
    Heady Jams - Brix City
    Awake - Night Shift Brewing

    Song list:

    Do I Wanna Know?
    R U Mine?
    No. 1 Party Anthem
    I Wanna Be Yours

    1 hr 3 min
  • This Emotional Baggage Won't Fit In the Overhead Compartment (Sorority Noise | You're Not as ___ as You Think)

    The polarizing episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's talk about the album You're Not as ___ as You Think by Sorority Noise over a medley of beers from Treehouse Brewing, Omnipollo, Evil Twin, and Platform Beer Company.

    Also: Remember the king jelly bean from Rick and Morty?  That was messed up.  Talking to the boys in your sack to ensure you get the gender baby you want.  How many people are on a basketball team?

    Beer list:

    Low life - Evil Twin Brewing
    Haze - Treehouse Brewing
    Maz - Omnipollo
    Sunrise At Dusk - Platform Beer Company

    Song list:

    No Halo
    A Portrait Of
    Disappeared
    Car

     

     

     

    1 hr 20 min
  • It's Totally Fine if you Want to Eat your Fries Before your Burger (Daughter | If You Leave)

    The sisterly episode.  Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three N's discuss Daughter's "If you Leave" and beers from the Referend Bier Blendery.  Glenn(n) dies in this episode.

    Also: John Cusack, Hawthorne Heights, and the proper order in which to eat a burger and fries.

    Will they ever do a Hawthorne Heights album?  Who will you meet in the afterlife?  Will Glennn ever pull off a good Megazord analogy?

    These are all good questions.

     

     

    1 hr 18 min
  • The Five Ghosts 'n Goblins (Stars | The Five Ghosts)

    The starry-eyed episode. Glenn with Three Ns and Wyndy the Witch go over Stars' haunting album The Five Ghosts and cry over beers from Magnify Brewing, Bolero Snort, Hermit Thrush Brewery, and a surprise drink.

    Will iTunes ever pick us up? Why does iTunes keep on hurting us? Are we not good enough for iTunes?

    None of these questions are answered in this episode, but still tune in.

    1 hr 35 min
  • Long Distance Relationships are Trash and Breaks aren't a Thing (Death Cab for Cutie | Transatlanticism)

    The episode with important relationship advice. Wyndy the Witch and Glenn with Three Ns talk about select songs off of Death Cab for Cutie's album Transatlanticism while washing it down with beers from Foreign Objects Beer Company, Half Acre Beer Company, Cross Keys Brewing Company, and Evil Twin Brewing.

    Sprinkled in is some sage like advice about long distance relationships and "breaks".

    Are long distance relationships actually trash? Do breaks really work? Did the duo learn their lesson and eat prior to recording this episode?

    No, no, and maaaybe?

    1 hr

About Tears Over Beers

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Wyndy the Witch and Glenn With Three N's talk about sad music and beer while drinking the beer they're talking about.