Welcome, truth-seekers and believers in the bizarre! Get ready to have your minds BLOWN WIDE OPEN on today's episode of THE TRUE ALIEN PODCAST, where we ask the tough questions and uncover the UNBELIEVABLE!

Tonight, prepare yourselves for a cosmic case of mistaken identity that's truly out of this world! We delve into the shocking saga of a seemingly ordinary teenager whose life took a hard left turn into the SPECTACULARLY STRANGE! One minute he's battling a bad haircut, the next he's facing a tentacled alien demanding the mysterious 'Eye of Zargon'! Was it a prank gone wrong? A government conspiracy? OR COULD IT BE... FIRST CONTACT?!

Our hapless hero, Finn Palmer, quickly discovers he's been mistaken for Zoltan the Terrible, a nebula-notorious space pirate with SEVEN EYES and a questionable taste in nose jewelry! Talk about an upgrade! Suddenly, this scrawny teen in superhero pajamas finds himself on a galactic most-wanted list, dodging WEIRD ALIEN BOUNTY HUNTERS who are anything but ordinary!

From a reptilian fashionista obsessed with his sleepwear for "galactic prison wear" to a sludge-creature with dissolving tendencies and a hyperactive robot offering breath spray before capture, the extraterrestrial pursuit is WILDER THAN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

But fear not, fellow truth-seekers, because Finn isn't alone! He teams up with his best friend, Aurelie – a conspiracy theorist extraordinaire who finds the whole "evil mastermind" thing "kinda hot"! Together, they embark on a hilarious and dangerous journey involving tin-foil hats, dumpster diving, and even HACKING INTO A GALACTIC DATABASE!

Could they possibly clear Finn's name and expose the REAL Zoltan, a seven-eyed terror with a penchant for... polka dots?! Will they survive the relentless onslaught of bizarre bounty hunters? And what's the deal with Mrs. Patel and her DEADLY WATERING CAN that sends aliens running in fear?!

Tune in NOW to uncover the TRUTH behind this intergalactic mix-up, a story so crazy it just HAS to be true! Prepare for laser blasts, narrow escapes, and the shocking revelation that FEAR OF LIBRARIANS MIGHT JUST BE UNIVERSAL! Don't miss this mind-bending episode that proves sometimes, the greatest adventures start with a terrible haircut and a whole lot of bad breath spray! You WON'T BELIEVE what happens next!

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