The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and James Maw indulge in some extreme fate-tempting as they look at the most inevitable cultural consequences of England - maybe, probably, definitely - winning their first tournament in 55 years. Who's getting an OBE? Would there be a national Three Lions Day? What commemorative tat would you be obliged to buy? And who is going to name their child Jordan Kyle Harry John Luke Kalvin Declan Bukayo Mason Raheem Harry?

Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel rule on how long a wall chart should stay up after a tournament, why long-sleeve football shirts are dead and how to surround a referee: Italian-style.